Mimi wrote:
superdupergill wrote:
I feel like my last post makes me sound a bit like a mad power lesbian.
I'd quite like to imagine you as a mad power lesbian!
I'd look bloody brilliant with shoulder pads. Shoulder pads and ski pants.
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| Author: | Mimi [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 21:10 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
superdupergill wrote: I feel like my last post makes me sound a bit like a mad power lesbian. I'd quite like to imagine you as a mad power lesbian! You didn't come across like that at all, though. It's a very, very sad case and must have ben heartbreaking for the partner. |
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| Author: | sdg [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 21:12 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
Mimi wrote: superdupergill wrote: I feel like my last post makes me sound a bit like a mad power lesbian. I'd quite like to imagine you as a mad power lesbian! I'd look bloody brilliant with shoulder pads. Shoulder pads and ski pants.
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 21:14 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
Craster wrote: MaliA wrote: Am I abnormal in that I don't have a "list of things to do before I'm 30"? I don't have one. Mainly because it would now only exist as a source of regret and misery. Dude, you totally write it so it just lists every thing you did last year. Win! |
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| Author: | Cras [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 21:15 ] |
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superdupergill wrote: Mimi wrote: I'd quite like to imagine you as a mad power lesbian! I'd look bloody brilliant with shoulder pads. Shoulder pads and ski pants. Nah - that's a normal power lesbian. A mad power lesbian has Hammer pants, flip-flops, a kevlar vest, and a beret. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 21:17 ] |
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Or just looks like Glenn Close in 101 Dalmations. |
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| Author: | sdg [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 21:21 ] |
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Luckily it is not a look I am going to aim for so killing hundreds of puppies doesn't need to be considered. |
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| Author: | throughsilver [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 22:17 ] |
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I was recently asked if I had a list of things to do before I'm 30 (that'll be August 2010). 'Yes', I said. 'I'd like to get my hair cut, and maybe eat a pork pie'. |
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| Author: | Bobbyaro [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 22:33 ] |
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Panic over, thought I had lost my passport! |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 22:42 ] |
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My list would be a things to do before I am 40 now.. |
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| Author: | zaphod79 [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 22:48 ] |
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Craster wrote: superdupergill wrote: Mimi wrote: I'd quite like to imagine you as a mad power lesbian! I'd look bloody brilliant with shoulder pads. Shoulder pads and ski pants. Nah - that's a normal power lesbian. A mad power lesbian has Hammer pants, flip-flops, a kevlar vest, and a beret. Wonderful image - but isnt Kalmar going to arrive shortly and tell us all that a Power Mad Lesbian is someone who uses over 2 kilowatts an hour and does not use low energy light bulbs ? |
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| Author: | TheAlbin0Kid [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 22:56 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
Wait, Gill is lesbian? 
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| Author: | sinister agent [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 22:57 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Am I abnormal in that I don't have a "list of things to do before I'm 30"? I don't, and think that the attitude that suggests is a sad one indeed. Loads of fun can be had after 30 - indeed, I'd say possibly more. For example, I look forward eagerly to the day when I can join the legions of old men pretending to be mad in the head and run around town acting like a complete lunatic. It must be brilliant fun. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 22:58 ] |
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sinister agent wrote: Same as in Australia, I suspect - the stuff they export here is revolting gnat's piss, but the stuff they keep to themselves and real people there actually drink is apparently very good. To be fair, chances are that foreigns only hear about the vile swill we export en masse(say, Carling) as well. Is that the more obscure, expensive stuff you see in Walkabout - the Tooheys and Victoria Bitters so on? I think the whole thing is just laziness and stereotypes and jokes they know people will get. All English beer is warm, all American beer is watery, Irish people drink nothing but Guinness, etc etc etc. Canadian beer is usually thought of as either Labatt's or Molson, but everyone actually drinks Rickard's Red (or White, sometimes) and Alexander Keith's as both are good and widely available, with other brands like Sleeman and Upper Canada also putting out decent brews. I suppose it's true of every country, the best beer isn't necessarily the one that's widely exported (Beck's is good and all, but everyone knows there's far, far better stuff in Germany, for example. Weissbier ftw!) I need things to do before I'm 30. I haven't long now. |
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| Author: | devilman [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 22:59 ] |
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sinister agent wrote: For example, I look forward eagerly to the day when I can join the legions of old men pretending to be mad in the head and run around town acting like a complete lunatic. It must be brilliant fun. I'm aiming to not have to pretend. |
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| Author: | TheAlbin0Kid [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 22:59 ] |
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MetalAngel wrote: I need things to do before I'm 30. I haven't long now. How long? I've got until May, it'll take me that long to write the list... |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 23:00 ] |
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December. *creaks knees* PS: I made room on my friends list the other day, myp told me. |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 23:00 ] |
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You are all youngsters!! |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 23:01 ] |
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TheAlbin0Kid wrote: Wait, Gill is lesbian? No. POWER LESBIAN. |
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| Author: | throughsilver [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 23:01 ] |
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Nice. People older than me. |
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| Author: | TheAlbin0Kid [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 23:05 ] |
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Mimi wrote: TheAlbin0Kid wrote: Wait, Gill is lesbian? No. POWER LESBIAN. I'm terrified to know what Jen's title is then... when I played Rock Band with them at the weekend it was pretty obvious who was giving the orders. What comes above POWER LESBIAN? I haven't got my lesbian chart to hand. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 23:06 ] |
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Some kind of smurf, I believe. |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 23:09 ] |
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"Being 31 was ace. It was just like being 21, except I had some money in my pocket and I knew how my dick worked." -- @indefensible on Twitter. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 0:21 ] |
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The "well behaved dog" we have staying over has so far: Pissed on the neighbour's front lawn and taken two shits on the back lawn. People wonder why I dislike animals. |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 0:27 ] |
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Up early tomorrow to travel to the sunny seaside town of Colwyn Bay* for two days of meetings with work. This isn't going to be in the least bit fun. I should definitely be in bed, but I'm clawing back as much of Thursday as I can before giving it up. *ugh |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 0:55 ] |
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This programme about twins (The Secret Life of Twins, BBC1, iPlayer) is fascinating. I'd recommend it if anybody is bored. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:29 ] |
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Is it my imagination, or do the headcrab victims in Half Life 2 say "Mommy didn't like me!" when they're on fire. |
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| Author: | NervousPete [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:02 ] |
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The Tropico 3 demo is great fun. Had to tear myself away. I love the radio broadcasts and the humourous tips too and customising your dictator is a hoot - though the parking garages are a bit too big and ugly in my ickle opinion. Still, looking like a buy. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:15 ] |
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Tropico 2 was rather good fun, IIRC. Also, fuck me, it's early. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:42 ] |
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£168 for 219 days or (75 m3)water. Ho hum |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:14 ] |
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MaliA wrote: The "well behaved dog" we have staying over has so far: that is what good dogs do, bad dogs do it in the house Pissed on the neighbour's front lawn and taken two shits on the back lawn. People wonder why I dislike animals. 
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:15 ] |
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KovacsC wrote: MaliA wrote: The "well behaved dog" we have staying over has so far: that is what good dogs do, bad dogs do it in the house Pissed on the neighbour's front lawn and taken two shits on the back lawn. People wonder why I dislike animals. Apologist. |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:20 ] |
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I agree with Kovacs. Where did you expect him to shit? |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:24 ] |
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If god didn't expect dogs to shit in the toilet, he wouldn't have given them the ability to jump. |
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| Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:49 ] |
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FuckingdlrbrokeninbusfulltrafficlotseveryoneisacuntRAR |
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| Author: | Goddess Jasmine [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:51 ] |
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Happy birthday Pod! Hope you have a great day, don't forget to post your list of pressies! 
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| Author: | MrChris [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:56 ] |
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In Paddington Station with 30 minutes to kill. To Krispy Kreme or not to Krispy Kreme, that is the question. |
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| Author: | itsallwater [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:59 ] |
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Dimrill wrote: Is it my imagination, or do the headcrab victims in Half Life 2 say "Mommy didn't like me!" when they're on fire. Something similar at any rate. |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:00 ] |
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I am 30 at some point this month.. That is all. |
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| Author: | The Rev Owen [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:02 ] |
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Fuckin' kids. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:02 ] |
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Mr Chris wrote: In Paddington Station with 30 minutes to kill. To Krispy Kreme or not to Krispy Kreme, that is the question. Don't do it! Each Krispy Kreme doughnut contains 16,953 calories. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:03 ] |
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The Rev Owen wrote: Fuckin' kids. wrong thread, Rev O. |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:03 ] |
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Mimi wrote: Each Krispy Kreme doughnut contains 16,953 calories. Oh no! I shouldn't have had seconds.
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:04 ] |
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Happy Birthday, Pod! Where did you end up going last night, Mr Chris? |
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| Author: | The Rev Owen [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:04 ] |
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Mimi wrote: I realised that could be open to misinterpretation the second I hit the Submit button. |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:11 ] |
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zaphod79 wrote: Quote: Nah - that's a normal power lesbian. A mad power lesbian has Hammer pants, flip-flops, a kevlar vest, and a beret. Wonderful image - but isnt Kalmar going to arrive shortly and tell us all that a Power Mad Lesbian is someone who uses over 2 kilowatts an hour and does not use low energy light bulbs ? That's a North American power lesbian. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:14 ] |
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Conversation on train this morning - Old lady with friends - "we're all off to paris for a long weekend together, as our husbands have died recently" Me - "oh, I'm sorry" Her - "our husbands have just died" Me, assuming she didn't hear me - "I'm sorry" Her - "OUR HUSBANDS HAVE DIED" Whoops. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:14 ] |
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 Owenosaurus! |
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| Author: | The Rev Owen [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:15 ] |
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Mimi wrote: Owenosaurus! GRARRRGGHHH!!! STOMP STOMP STOMP! GRAAAGGHHH!!! |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:15 ] |
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Pwnosaur! |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:16 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Happy Birthday, Pod! Where did you end up going last night, Mr Chris? Bed, as it's tonight I'm going out in london.
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