Warhead wrote:
C) Grotesque.
Sorry she's not as thin as a rake.
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| Author: | TheVision [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 20:28 ] |
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Totally NSFW link but Kim Kardashian has some serious curves on her. Who is she again? |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 22:20 ] |
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TheVision wrote: That is: A) very impressive, and B) very photoshopped |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 0:44 ] |
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C) Grotesque. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 17:11 ] |
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D) Posted to iCloud |
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| Author: | flis [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 17:27 ] |
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I think it's good she has the confidence to do that; however anyone thinks she looks (although grotesque is probably a bit extreme). She also seems to have the support of her husband, who is very much a huge fan of her assets it seems! She's not unattractive at all and I can see how people would find her incredibly sexy. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 20:48 ] |
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Related to the Kardashian stuff, so NSFW: https://twitter.com/pamsgossiptrain/sta ... 76?lang=en |
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| Author: | myp [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 22:10 ] |
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Warhead wrote: C) Grotesque. Sorry she's not as thin as a rake.
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| Author: | Malc [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 22:43 ] |
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It's not grotesque, but it may as well be a cartoon or a computer game that's about as realistic as it is! Malc |
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| Author: | Bamba [ Sat Nov 15, 2014 3:04 ] |
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flis wrote: I think it's good she has the confidence to do that; however anyone thinks she looks (although grotesque is probably a bit extreme). Unless my reading comprehension has gone utterly to shit there's a few words missing here and without them it's impossible to know what you're actually trying to say here. |
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| Author: | Malc [ Sat Nov 15, 2014 3:29 ] |
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Without wanting to put words in Flis' mouth, I think it reads fine and to re-word it she's saying that it doesn't matter what other people think of what she looks like and that it's great that she has the confidence to show off her body in that way. And that although she recognises that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, calling her grotesque is a bit much) Well that's how I read it anyway. Malc |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Sat Nov 15, 2014 9:19 ] |
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American Nervoso wrote: Warhead wrote: C) Grotesque. Sorry she's not as thin as a rake. She isn't far off. |
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| Author: | myp [ Sat Nov 15, 2014 12:12 ] |
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Bamba wrote: flis wrote: I think it's good she has the confidence to do that; however anyone thinks she looks (although grotesque is probably a bit extreme). Unless my reading comprehension has gone utterly to shit there's a few words missing here and without them it's impossible to know what you're actually trying to say here. Your reading comprehension is as bad as Malc's. |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Sat Nov 15, 2014 12:33 ] |
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To be fair, the erroneous semicolon probably didn't help |
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| Author: | myp [ Sat Nov 15, 2014 13:09 ] |
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Curiosity wrote: To be fair, the erroneous semicolon probably didn't help Aye. |
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| Author: | Malc [ Sat Nov 15, 2014 15:27 ] |
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http://www.fashiongonerogue.com/post-ba ... -magazine/ Much more attractive than Kim karma shin Malc |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 22:00 ] |
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Do you mean this one, Saturnalian? |
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| Author: | Satsuma [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 22:19 ] |
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Memories... ... of largely trying to avoid this thread. |
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| Author: | asfish [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:59 ] |
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Watched My Granny the Escort the other night after getting a couple of texts from mates stressing how "good" it was  Very odd programme features a bunch of 60 plus ladies offering "Escort" services One of them was 84 and has been caught in a News of the World "sting" a few years ago She lives in sheltered accommodation and was seeing 10 men a week, she cheerfully showed the camera crew her bathroom and told them that's where she did golden showers for some clients 
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| Author: | GazChap [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:20 ] |
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She probably hooks her catheter tube up to the shower rack. Less physical exertion required, |
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| Author: | asfish [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 14:20 ] |
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One of the other women featured spoke about a client she has. What he wanted was probably the most revolting thing I've ever heard in the sexual deviance arena, and I've heard at lot over the years! |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 16:37 ] |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 16:40 ] |
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Did he want the lights on? |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 17:06 ] |
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asfish wrote: One of the other women featured spoke about a client she has. What he wanted was probably the most revolting thing I've ever heard in the sexual deviance arena, and I've heard at lot over the years! Reasonably sure it won't be more revolting than swap.avi |
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| Author: | asfish [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 23:13 ] |
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GazChap wrote: asfish wrote: One of the other women featured spoke about a client she has. What he wanted was probably the most revolting thing I've ever heard in the sexual deviance arena, and I've heard at lot over the years! Reasonably sure it won't be more revolting than swap.avi He would visit her every 2 weeks, in the time between visits she was required to keep the used condoms from all the "clients" she had in the fridge on a tray. So when he turned up he would select some of the condoms and empty the contents into a glass which she would then top up with her piss and he then he drank it. After that he put some condoms on her tits, and he would lie on her sofa with his legs almost behind his ears wanking himself off until he came into his mouth. Not seen the swap thing how does this measure up?
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| Author: | Satsuma [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 23:20 ] |
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Stupid Ian clicking on evey red topic HNNNGH. Gross. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 23:22 ] |
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So glad I've just eaten a yoghurt |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 23:25 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: So glad I've just eaten a yoghurt Yeah, that's what he said at the end. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 23:50 ] |
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asfish wrote: He would visit her every 2 weeks, in the time between visits she was required to keep the used condoms from all the "clients" she had in the fridge on a tray. So when he turned up he would select some of the condoms and empty the contents into a glass which she would then top up with her piss and he then he drank it. After that he put some condoms on her tits, and he would lie on her sofa with his legs almost behind his ears wanking himself off until he came into his mouth. Hnnh... keep it going... I'm almost... there... Quote: Not seen the swap thing how does this measure up? swap.avi is far more revolting than that. You'll have to Google for the description, I'll be damned if I'm typing it out and bringing that back to the front of my mind. |
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| Author: | asfish [ Fri Jan 23, 2015 0:27 ] |
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Quote: Hnnh... keep it going... I'm almost... there... 9\10 for that  Just stopped laughing |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Jan 23, 2015 2:11 ] |
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Wonder what happened to those poor condoms that never made it past the selection phase. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Fri Jan 23, 2015 10:06 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: Wonder what happened to those poor condoms that never made it past the selection phase. They were used in armed rubberies. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Oct 29, 2015 14:22 ] |
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So this is a video that's currently top (or close to) on a Reddit sub called "cringe", which is basically full of super-crindgey things. It's about a 24/yo virgin who won a competition to have sex with a porn star. It's near-impossible to watch. Copy-paste this: xnxx.com/video171970/24yo_virgin_fuck_pornstar (NSFW, obv). It must be said that she's a fucking trooper, and was really kind to the poor bastard (and not just because of the fact that she sexed him up). She also keeps glancing at the cameraman and making "oh dear Christ help me" eyes. It's torture. It's amazing. |
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| Author: | RuySan [ Thu Oct 29, 2015 15:32 ] |
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Given the fact that he's a virgin, and that she's a hot pornstar, he didn't go that badly. I suppose many of us had more embarrassing first times...fortunately they weren't filmed. |
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| Author: | markg [ Thu Oct 29, 2015 15:36 ] |
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The "date" part was excruciating. |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Thu Oct 29, 2015 15:52 ] |
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Imagine having to explain to a future wife how you lost your virginity. Well, I suppose he wouldn't have to explain. She could watch. |
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| Author: | Findus Fop [ Thu Oct 07, 2021 22:50 ] |
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Saw this van tonight, thought of this thread |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Fri Oct 08, 2021 10:01 ] |
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Is that a record for thread necromancy on this forum? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Oct 08, 2021 16:50 ] |
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Cor, that's going to be quite the SQL query to work out. I'm on it! |
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| Author: | Malc [ Fri Oct 08, 2021 16:53 ] |
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anecdotally, I'm sure someone (Mr Dave?) resurrected the oldest thread he could find on a subject and there was a 10 year gap between posts |
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| Author: | BikNorton [ Fri Oct 08, 2021 22:03 ] |
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Ohhhhh. |
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