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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 17:14 
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 Post subject: Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread
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Zardoz! Y u no tell us you'd made your directorial debut!

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metalangel wrote:
Zardoz! Y u no tell us you'd made your directorial debut!

http://www.xvideos.com/video370047/pter ... _plasmoids

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That's an old one, but never any less amusing - I particularly like the baby pterodactyl that keeps sticking his nose in from the corner of the frame.


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That's an old one

Prehistoric.

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 Post subject: Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread
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I think this is the only image of Jayme Langford that I like, because she looks like a redhead Taylor Swift in it.

But enough of that, it's LYNXIE!!!



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 Post subject: Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread
PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 22:24 
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But enough of that, it's LYNXIE!!!

My word.


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 Post subject: Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread
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I demand..... er, her.


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That didn't seem to work.

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Works for me. You scrolling down a bit to where the video itself is?

Also, it's a tragedy. She is lovely and doesn't do nearly enough. She should be on that 'Front Army' site of lovely prickteases. I don't know if they'd let her in, though, she *gasp* shows her flaps.


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 Post subject: Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread
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Marie McCray, redhead. I'm not sure why the video starts with some slapper giving Craster a telling off but it quick moves over to the lez action.


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But enough of that, it's LYNXIE!!!

My word.

Er - that's where Mrs Grim...'s family comes from. But that's not Mrs Grim....

Damnit.

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[url=http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=781284062[/url]Faye Reagan and Marie McCray[/url]

Lexi Belle and Marie McCray

RUINED BECAUSE THERE'S SOME GUY THERE.

Never mind.

SIRI! SIRISIRISIRISIRI!!!!!


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I was searching for a rather specific railway-related thing on Google and this is one of the results I found:

Oh my yes.


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 Post subject: Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread
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"Busty"? She's not "busty". Holly Willoughby is "busty". Denise Richards is "busty". That woman is "monster-titted".

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"Ebony" lesbian puffies!

Linky

In spite of Malabar action threatened in the title, it doesn't actually seem to happen at any point. But puffies!

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Camera INSIDE the vag, anyone?

http://videosift.com/video/Camera-insid ... urse-oh-my

Includes bonus nipple cam, clit cam and 'did I remember to take my pill this morning?' cam.


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Here? I know! It might be that Sarah Palin spoof she did years back. She has incredibly wonky plackky numnums, but a nice bottom.

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8). South Africa has a thing for scat. South Korea _really_ has a thing for scat.

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The French love that peculiar fetish of French. Also they love beurette, which I'm guessing is how they spell their own word, 'berets' because they want to fuck them n'all.


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 Post subject: Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread
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OH MY

http://www.efukt.com/21065_The_Creepies ... _Porn.html

NSFW, obv.

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And this one.

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NO. FUCKING. WAY!


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NO. FUCKING. WAY!

I. NO. RITE?

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*shrugs* At least you know she'll give a good blowie and take it up the bum-bum.


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Grim... wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Grim... wrote:

NO. FUCKING. WAY!

I. NO. RITE?

Well, I'm here now.

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I choose to believe that the "Almost Perfect" part actually refers to her being a kooky serial killer who removes the penises of her victims before posing for photos with them poking through her legs.


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She sure would.

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He may be weird, creepy, ugly and bad at sex, but he's still banging some really hot chicks, so :shrug:

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Grim... wrote:

Give me some help here.


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He may be weird, creepy, ugly and bad at sex, but he's still banging some really hot chicks, so :shrug:

You pays your money...

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Phwoar!

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... Mmm, Dat ass...

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Parody of Doctor Who "Doctor Whore" goes live on woodrocket (for free)

(Link says SFW but its a link to a Pornstars blog so it probably has stuff that is not - i'd suggest not following it while at work)

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Awesome 'menu' from a New York brothel in the early 20th century.

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"Blowing in the ass hole, new style" ?

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"Dry bob?"

I like the fact that chaps with odd dicks had to pay extra.

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Are you people actually assuming that's real?


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Yeah, I seem to remember it being a spoof. Highly entertaining though.

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Oh man.

Next you'll be telling me women in porn aren't really having organs.

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Totally leaving the autocorrect fail.

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