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Author: | DavPaz [ Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:25 ] |
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I agree with Dimmers. The clam should remain reserved unless it's being used |
Author: | Dimrill [ Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:28 ] |
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Special delivery! |
Author: | zaphod79 [ Mon Oct 01, 2012 6:57 ] |
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Hysterical Literature part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEx2zQ_0 ... ure=relmfu Hysterical Literature part 4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUARpT4JJew&feature=plcp |
Author: | Grim... [ Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:48 ] |
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@Meaty - I'm sure the last issue of Zoo I bought has Pinder in it. I'll take a look tonight. |
Author: | Bear or Bust [ Mon Oct 01, 2012 17:16 ] |
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Its the Sperminator. |
Author: | Grim... [ Mon Oct 01, 2012 21:35 ] |
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Boobs! On YouTube! I'd better not embed it - someone on a Pc sort this out for me: [edit]FINE I'LL DO IT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2XTEPen0Ow |
Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Mon Oct 01, 2012 21:46 ] |
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zaphod79 wrote: Hysterical Literature part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEx2zQ_0 ... ure=relmfu Hysterical Literature part 4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUARpT4JJew&feature=plcp 4 is the weakest of the series. My order of preference would be 2134 |
Author: | Grim... [ Mon Oct 01, 2012 21:48 ] |
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4 gets there so quick you might be able to bring her off, Riles. 1 is my favourite. |
Author: | sdg [ Mon Oct 01, 2012 22:04 ] |
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Bobbyaro wrote: I have fallen in love. Or lust. Whatever. |
Author: | Grim... [ Mon Oct 01, 2012 22:10 ] |
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metalangel wrote: It's for related reasons that I found Lucy Pinder's continued employment in the "Cover of Nuts" industry staggering as she somehow managed to make a career of NOT showing her tits. I like pretty girls as much as the next man but this raft of magazines that survives on poorly written articles and the "phwoar, mate" aspect of "eight sizzling pages" of bored women naked but not revealing so much as a nipple, especially in the age of Lobstertube, hard to comprehend. Even with the crazed "oh, but I have to see HER bits" feeling, I can't understand how it's lasted so long in the face of proper porn online. Here she is with her bits out in the most recent Zoo I got: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/6145310/2012-1 ... .06.41.jpg NSFW, obviously. |
Author: | metalangel [ Mon Oct 01, 2012 22:15 ] |
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Not that cute, tits aren't that great. I don't see the big deal. She got them out quite a while ago but it was one of those things she was demanding a high price for. Not unlike Gianna Michaels taking it in the can and others like Faye Reagan and Jenna Jameson refusing to (I think we've gone over this whole topic of Pinder before) |
Author: | sdg [ Mon Oct 01, 2012 22:35 ] |
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Grim... wrote: 4 gets there so quick you might be able to bring her off, Riles. 1 is my favourite. 1,=4 and 2, 3. The girl in 4 is hot, and imagine how much you could tease her. I need a lie down. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Oct 01, 2012 23:15 ] |
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Dimrill wrote: Her norks have the same colouring and texture as ET had when they found him in the stream. |
Author: | Malc74 [ Tue Oct 02, 2012 0:20 ] |
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zaphod79 wrote: Hysterical Literature part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEx2zQ_0 ... ure=relmfu Hysterical Literature part 4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUARpT4JJew&feature=plcp At the rate they're speeding up, number 10 will be done before she gets the book open. |
Author: | Malc74 [ Tue Oct 02, 2012 0:22 ] |
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Of course, we should be thankful they haven't tried it with a bloke yet. Not least because he'd have to finish off by standing up and spunking all over the front cover of his book. |
Author: | TheFireFaerie [ Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:11 ] |
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Malc74 wrote: Of course, we should be thankful they haven't tried it with a bloke yet. Not least because he'd have to finish off by standing up and spunking all over the front cover of his book. I did in fact suggest to APOD that he should give it a go. He gave similar reasons why it would be a rubbish (note, not bad) idea. It does make me think of a scene in Swordfish, though. He had some willpower, wonder if any of you guys would... |
Author: | metalangel [ Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:51 ] |
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The body! The tits! Someone get this girl a better cameraman with a better camera, some lights and maybe someone who doesn't jam her face down into the pillow for almost the whole thing. |
Author: | Grim... [ Tue Oct 02, 2012 7:29 ] |
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TheFireFaerie wrote: It does make me think of a scene in Swordfish, though. He had some willpower, wonder if any of you guys would... I have often suggested that the IT department needs a Heidi for motivational reasons. |
Author: | Curiosity [ Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:05 ] |
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sdg wrote: Grim... wrote: 4 gets there so quick you might be able to bring her off, Riles. 1 is my favourite. 1,=4 and 2, 3. The girl in 4 is hot, and imagine how much you could tease her. I need a lie down. |
Author: | Dimrill [ Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:14 ] |
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mmm. |
Author: | Bamba [ Tue Oct 02, 2012 22:38 ] |
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metalangel wrote: The body! The tits! Someone get this girl a better cameraman with a better camera, some lights and maybe someone who doesn't jam her face down into the pillow for almost the whole thing. I saw that one years ago; she really does have magnificent boobs. |
Author: | metalangel [ Tue Oct 02, 2012 22:48 ] |
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If you read the comments there's one or two more of her, but all are filmed on a potato in that badly lit room by a guy with Parkinson's. http://www.pornyeah.com/videos/homemade ... -9534.html Kasumi Uehara is also pretty nice and in quite a few videos. I might also have posted Maho Sawai before, she fucking loves it. |
Author: | Cavey [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 9:53 ] |
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In a truth-stranger-than-fiction world, it appears that Chinese boffins have made Roger Mellie's wank-o-matic machine an actual reality, although unlike the Viz version, the device is rather more complex than a manikin's hand connected via springs and a motor to a small box http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/gl ... -extractor Quote: Researchers at Zhengzhou Central Hospital in China have introduced the latest innovation in sperm donation - a hands free semen getting device. All I can say is, I hope the machine has washable/disposable 'critical components' in between uses... |
Author: | TheVision [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 10:05 ] |
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A semen getting device.. Just think about that line for a moment. |
Author: | metalangel [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 16:16 ] |
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Author: | metalangel [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 21:21 ] |
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WOW Bounce Fire down below Split the kipper Cute 1 Cute 2... wait, her nose! Cute 3 is gonna get splinters in her flaps I picked you some strawberries! Show us everything at the same time! Lovely! Show us the rest! |
Author: | metalangel [ Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:39 ] |
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For Grim... ONLY |
Author: | Dimrill [ Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:47 ] |
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That is the worst chop in history |
Author: | Grim... [ Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:21 ] |
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I think I'm going to have nightmares about that. |
Author: | metalangel [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:06 ] |
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I'm not sure what's happening here (it's Jap-o-knees) but it seems like the guy enters her house on some pretence of being from a TV show or something (I'm not sure what's written on his sign) and then finds a ridiculous sex toy in her bathroom and blackmails her into sex with it. Worth it for him carrying her up the stairs without interrupting intercourse. |
Author: | Bear or Bust [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 16:13 ] |
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Quote: I'm not sure what's written on his sign The only bit I can read says mango, and I'm guessing the top bit is attack. This site I've found useful for working out the other kanji (entirely worksafe) |
Author: | metalangel [ Fri Oct 26, 2012 4:06 ] |
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Titfucks! Siri! Japanese girl! Mandy Morbid! |
Author: | metalangel [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 17:03 ] |
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PICS! GIEV Surely she has no need to do that 8) (clickable) Hehe D'awwwww... |
Author: | Dimrill [ Wed Oct 31, 2012 19:12 ] |
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Beware, red hair. |
Author: | metalangel [ Fri Nov 02, 2012 16:39 ] |
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Warning: this link is fucked up. Not poo or piss or vomit or anything like that, just possibly the biggest damned nipples you'll ever see. Be warned. |
Author: | Bobbyaro [ Fri Nov 02, 2012 17:14 ] |
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wtf? |
Author: | Dimrill [ Fri Nov 02, 2012 17:35 ] |
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Plastic. Another Zena Fulsom. |
Author: | metalangel [ Fri Nov 02, 2012 18:05 ] |
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They're pretty well attached if they're fake. |
Author: | Dimrill [ Fri Nov 02, 2012 18:10 ] |
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The entire "tit" is fake. Zena Fulsom. |
Author: | metalangel [ Sat Nov 10, 2012 16:07 ] |
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Num. Num. Num. Num. Num. Num. (forever) Homina homina homina The glasses make it Tits and pussy Pinky, perky and perky and the best for last... GIRLPILE!!!!!!! |
Author: | metalangel [ Wed Nov 21, 2012 23:57 ] |
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You supplies me in bathhouse! |
Author: | metalangel [ Sat Dec 08, 2012 16:06 ] |
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She's very cute, nice butt, top marks for the guy not having to jack off onto your face. Anyone for a cuppa? The director needs to go make some arty films for a while and then come back once it's out of his system. Bad dubbing, moody lighting, too concerned with mise-en-scène to actually show us the woman being rutted (well, except for closeups of her pulling faces at the camera) Num nums! The 'set up' to this one is hilarious, as is the description on another site: "Fervent shower anal corruption with brunette whore". "Taylor is taking a shower and ends ups up with her ass full of cock". Just a typical day? |
Author: | metalangel [ Sun Dec 09, 2012 16:54 ] |
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The video itself is pretty bad (bony woman noshes some dude) but the title, "Itchy bird with a nutritious blood tap smashes pissers with a fella", is nothing short of genius. In fact, it seems to be a theme. All on Nuvid, some guy is obsessed with the woman's hole being 'itchy' and then writing a ridiculous description. http://www.nuvid.com/video/249209/delig ... -kuku-bird http://www.nuvid.com/video/249573/itchy ... -and-water Oh well. Have some redheads. |
Author: | Grim... [ Sun Dec 16, 2012 15:34 ] |
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sextoys.co.uk has 20% off all weekend. |
Author: | Hearthly [ Sun Dec 16, 2012 15:47 ] |
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We've pretty much given up on new sex toys, I've spent a fortune on the fucking things over the years and nothing works as well as a basic Rampant Rabbit from Ann Summers. (Well actually that's not quite true, since AE Jnr was born we've moved to an, ahem, 'wide-bore' Rabbit......) Seriously, one of the drawers underneath the bed is full of sex toys that we'll never use again. Really I should just take them down to the charity shop or something. The Rabbits do break eventually (the motors give up), last time I bought a replacement the rather nice assistant in Ann Summers demonstrated the actions of the shaft to me in the shop by rubbing her hand up and down it, and said how nice one in particular felt. Needless to say she managed to suggestive-sell me a massively overpriced pack of batteries. To be quite honest she could have sold me a dog turd in a box at that point. |
Author: | Grim... [ Sun Dec 16, 2012 15:58 ] |
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AtrocityExhibition wrote: (Well actually that's not quite true, since AE Jnr was born we've moved to an, ahem, 'wide-bore' Rabbit......) L-LOL |
Author: | Hearthly [ Sun Dec 16, 2012 17:43 ] |
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Grim... wrote: AtrocityExhibition wrote: (Well actually that's not quite true, since AE Jnr was born we've moved to an, ahem, 'wide-bore' Rabbit......) L-LOL When AE Jnr was born the world gained a child and lost a nice tight fanny. |
Author: | Trousers [ Sun Dec 16, 2012 21:46 ] |
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AtrocityExhibition wrote: Grim... wrote: AtrocityExhibition wrote: (Well actually that's not quite true, since AE Jnr was born we've moved to an, ahem, 'wide-bore' Rabbit......) L-LOL When AE Jnr was born the world gained a child and lost a nice tight fanny. The world gained major squirtage as a result of Trousers Jnr's birth. Of Cytheria like magnitude. GO TROUSER BIRTH |
Author: | Grim... [ Sun Dec 16, 2012 23:40 ] |
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