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Author:  sdg [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 15:55 ]
Post subject:  Re: Be Excellent to Each Other in Manchester

Do you know what man bits look like Mr Chris? Surely there should only be one??

Author:  MrChris [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 15:56 ]
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superdupergill wrote:
Do you know what man bits look like Mr Chris? Surely there should only be one??

I'm talking about holes in the crotchless underwear, so not if she has a lady bit and a man bit. Presumably there'd be a hole in said crotchless underwear for access to the ladyparts, and then another hole to poke her ladyboy-schlong out of.

Author:  Cras [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 15:57 ]
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superdupergill wrote:
Do you know what man bits look like Mr Chris? Surely there should only be one??


Image

Author:  MrChris [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 15:58 ]
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Craster wrote:
superdupergill wrote:
Do you know what man bits look like Mr Chris? Surely there should only be one??


Image

Little red cross there for me, but still:

Cheeky cunt.

Author:  Cras [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:01 ]
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Cheeky cockunt, surely?

Author:  sdg [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:01 ]
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ah right! I just wondered how manly she actually is. She is a wee bit hot.

Author:  MrChris [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:03 ]
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Would a woman with both bits make a better lesbian?

Author:  sdg [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:05 ]
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and just like I don't fancy her anymore.

Author:  Wullie [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:05 ]
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Mr Chris wrote:
Would a woman with both bits make a better lesbian?
Depends if they like women or not.

Author:  MrChris [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:06 ]
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WullieOoster wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:
Would a woman with both bits make a better lesbian?
Depends if they like women or not.

I'm guessing her man bits like women, at least.

Author:  sdg [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:06 ]
Post subject:  Re: Be Excellent to Each Other in Manchester

You're grossing me out now. This is why I can't watch porn :(

Author:  Cras [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:07 ]
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Man, imagine if your genitals had arguments about what sexuality you were. That would be shit.

Author:  MrChris [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:07 ]
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superdupergill wrote:
You're grossing me out now. This is why I can't watch porn :(

Dude, if your porn has had women with both sets of bits in it you're watching VERY MUCH the wrong sort of porn.

Author:  sdg [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:09 ]
Post subject:  Re: Be Excellent to Each Other in Manchester

haha, that would be some freaky stuff.

Porn always shows too much dick. I don't want to see it, and could ignore a little bit, but it's too much.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:10 ]
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superdupergill wrote:
Porn always shows too much dick. I don't want to see it, and could ignore a little bit, but it's too much.
Why on earth would you be watching straight porn?

Author:  MrChris [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:10 ]
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superdupergill wrote:
haha, that would be some freaky stuff.

Porn always shows too much dick. I don't want to see it, and could ignore a little bit, but it's too much.

There is lesbian porn. So I'm told.

I prefer porn without penises too. Does this make me a lesbian?

Author:  Wullie [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:11 ]
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Craster wrote:
Man, imagine if your genitals had arguments about what sexuality you were. That would be shit.
Imagine if they flounced & decided to go & fuck themselves 8)

Author:  KovacsC [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:11 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
superdupergill wrote:
Porn always shows too much dick. I don't want to see it, and could ignore a little bit, but it's too much.
Why on earth would you be watching straight porn?


Beacuse 2 blokes would not do it for her.... oh wait

I get you now Panda Porn??

Author:  sdg [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:11 ]
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I kept trying to buy lesbian porn and about 10 minutes in men would come swaggering into the shot. So i gave up. RMD!

Author:  MrChris [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:12 ]
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WullieOoster wrote:
Imagine if they ... decided to go & fuck themselves 8)

Not too far from the realms of possibility for Lady Gaga.

Christ, could she impregnate herself, then?

Author:  MrChris [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:12 ]
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superdupergill wrote:
RMD!

Oh DIMRILLLLLL!

Author:  sdg [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:12 ]
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Panda porn?

Author:  MrChris [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:13 ]
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Hang on - *buy* porn?

Author:  sdg [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:15 ]
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How else would I get it? Going into Glasgow and rounding up some hot wimmins to perform for me does sound like fun, but Jen would kill me.

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:16 ]
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superdupergill wrote:
I kept trying to buy lesbian porn and about 10 minutes in men would come swaggering into the shot. So i gave up. RMD!

BUY? PORN? That's what you're doing wrong

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:16 ]
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superdupergill wrote:
How else would I get it? Going into Glasgow and rounding up some hot wimmins to perform for me does sound like fun, but Jen would kill me.

Tell me you've heard of (a) torrentz.com and (b) youporn.com ?

Author:  MrChris [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:18 ]
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Grim... wrote:
superdupergill wrote:
How else would I get it? Going into Glasgow and rounding up some hot wimmins to perform for me does sound like fun, but Jen would kill me.

Tell me you've heard of (a) torrentz.com and (b) youporn.com ?

and the rest. There's more free porn on the web than anything else.

Author:  sdg [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:19 ]
Post subject:  Re: Be Excellent to Each Other in Manchester

Grim... wrote:
superdupergill wrote:
How else would I get it? Going into Glasgow and rounding up some hot wimmins to perform for me does sound like fun, but Jen would kill me.

Tell me you've heard of (a) torrentz.com and (b) youporn.com ?


(a) No (b) No

My laptop is really really rubbish though and would probably explode if I tried to do anything on it (by the time it's managed to switch itself on it has to switch itself back off again).
SO I can't download anything til I get bought my new one :'(

Author:  Kern [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:20 ]
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superdupergill wrote:
How else would I get it? Going into Glasgow and rounding up some hot wimmins to perform for me does sound like fun, but Jen would kill me.


Oh, isn't that around 80% of 'edgy' Edinburgh Fringe shows?

Author:  sdg [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:21 ]
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*books tickets for Fringe*

Author:  Cras [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:21 ]
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Pants fringe?

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:35 ]
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superdupergill wrote:
Grim... wrote:
superdupergill wrote:
How else would I get it? Going into Glasgow and rounding up some hot wimmins to perform for me does sound like fun, but Jen would kill me.

Tell me you've heard of (a) torrentz.com and (b) youporn.com ?


(a) No (b) No

This is why you don't ever watch films.

GRIM...-O-HINTS:
Go to http://www.utorrent.com/
Download and install - your laptop can easily run this.
Go to http://www.torrentz.com/
Enter somthing in the search box - in your case 'lesbian' or something. Avoid searching for computer files (ie programmes or executables)
Click on something with a large number of 'peers'
Click on one of the options in the list (mininova is a good one)
Click 'download this torrent' or similar.
uTorrent will confirm what you want to download. Say 'ok'.
Wait. For a long time. Leave the PC on and go to bed.
Don't tell your other half.
Watch mucky films!

OR

Go to youporn.com and watch videos. It's like youtube, but the content is better ;)

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:35 ]
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That's two threads discussing the genitalia of "Lady" Gaga. She/He's a popular Girl/Boy this week.

Author:  kalmar [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:36 ]
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Or, y'know, option b where you don't have to bother with any of that.

Err, someone was saying.

Author:  KovacsC [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:37 ]
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Option B wins for me too

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:37 ]
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kalmar wrote:
Or, y'know, option b where you don't have to bother with any of that.

Err, someone was saying.


Or, yes, go to youporn.com and watch one of the many, many videos. It's like youtube, but, you know, for porn.

Author:  Cras [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:43 ]
Post subject:  Re: Be Excellent to Each Other in Manchester

We'd rather watch lesbians?

Author:  sdg [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 18:47 ]
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Sorry all the good stuff kicked off in this thread as I was leaving work. You offer good advice, I believe the missus may have had utorrent on the computer before she went of to be po po so I presume it is still there. To the Batmobile!

Author:  sdg [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 21:01 ]
Post subject:  Re: Be Excellent to Each Other in Manchester

Ok the last time I tried to watch porn was a couple of years ago and I remember now what the problem is. Guys make porn for guys. I don't really find anything too hot about it because it all just seems totally fake. I think that for most women to be interested in it, there would need to be some sort of story and I also don't think women are too bothered about seeing in close up detail exactly what is going on. In fact that is more a turn off and there also never seems to really be a connection between the people. To be honest, I would probably find a sex scene in a TV show or film hotter than that stuff.
*tries to think of an example*
Oh, like the L word. At least when you watch the L word it seems real. Oh well, I always thought I would like porn. I guess I don't. Turns out I'm a total girl! :p

This doesn't really belong in this thread but I don't think it deserves its own.

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 21:03 ]
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"It's like an animated butcher's window" - Charlie Brooker

Author:  BikNorton [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 21:04 ]
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Grim... wrote:
(mininova is a good one)
Not any more it's not.

Author:  sdg [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 21:04 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
"It's like an animated butcher's window" - Charlie Brooker


:this:

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 21:08 ]
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Try getting hold of Danni Ashe's L-stuff. She's great, and head of the company what does mek it.

Author:  zaphod79 [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 21:19 ]
Post subject:  Re: Be Excellent to Each Other in Manchester

superdupergill wrote:
Ok the last time I tried to watch porn was a couple of years ago and I remember now what the problem is. Guys make porn for guys. I don't really find anything too hot about it because it all just seems totally fake. I think that for most women to be interested in it, there would need to be some sort of story and I also don't think women are too bothered about seeing in close up detail exactly what is going on. In fact that is more a turn off and there also never seems to really be a connection between the people. To be honest, I would probably find a sex scene in a TV show or film hotter than that stuff.
*tries to think of an example*
Oh, like the L word. At least when you watch the L word it seems real. Oh well, I always thought I would like porn. I guess I don't. Turns out I'm a total girl! :p

This doesn't really belong in this thread but I don't think it deserves its own.


*** All very NTFW ***

I think it probably does deserve its own thread - Pr0n !

However , I think you might do better looking for Pr0n which has been made by ladies , for ladies and in general "Girlfriend films" tend to win all the awards stuff -

http://www.girlfriendsfilms.com/

Alternatively look on some specific websites e.g.

http://lesbianlife.about.com/od/lesbian ... n-Porn.htm

"Best Lesbian Porn: By and For Lesbians
Wednesday March 19, 2008
I often hear from people who want true lesbian porn, not stuff made by and for men. Try to google "lesbian porn" and you might be disgusted by what comes up: lots of sites by and for men with women who most likely are not lesbians and probably are skinny and blonde. I understand that not everyone is into pornography or erotica, but for those of you who are, we've done some research and come up with a diverse list of lesbian and queer-friendly lesbian porn DVDs and websites
"

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 21:22 ]
Post subject:  The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread

Placeholder for Gilly. :DD

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 21:25 ]
Post subject:  Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread

So. Has everyone seen that video of Screech from Saved By The Bell receiving a dirty sanchez?

Author:  sdg [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 21:26 ]
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I actually didn't realise how much everyone would know about this subject,I'm so naive!

Author:  Runcle [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 21:27 ]
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I like calling it grumble.

Author:  nickachu [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 21:29 ]
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No I havent.
Is it bad?

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 21:30 ]
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I have no idea. I just know it exists. He was trying to relaunch his career. Quite what else he does apart from being Screech in Saved By The Bell, I have no idea.

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