The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2012 20:34

Sophie Dee in school

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Dem eyes

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Here's something you don't see every day. NSFW, obv, and NS for people of a delicate disposition.

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13382

Warhead wrote:

Here's something you don't see every day. NSFW, obv, and NS for people of a delicate disposition.

Deleted from the site.

What was it about?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Apr 04, 2012 0:11

Filthy skinny red head anyone?

metalangel · **Posted:** Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:48

She needs a better camera, and treatment for her serious case of duck face.

Edit: still, amusement at slut trying to make a video of cramming things up her back passage when the phone rings.

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2012 17:52

Separated at birth?

Anna Pierceson
Straight
Lez

Trinity Post
Straight
Lez

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

AtrocityExhibition wrote:

Warhead wrote:

Here's something you don't see every day. NSFW, obv, and NS for people of a delicate disposition.

Deleted from the site.

What was it about?

It was a young lady, topless, prone, inserting something the size of a match up her nostril for a few minutes, until copious amounts of semen-like snot dribbled from her hooter. VERY strange indeed.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:50

Maritza Mendez. Cor

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:58

Who likes 'em pink? link

Nice and pink. link

Amazing natural blonde... both the actor and director should be fired, though... the last five minutes is just the guy wanking furiously as she is LYING RIGHT THERE WAITING DO HER MORE YOU IDIOT. link

Blonde muff! linky

Oooh! How about pink WITH INVERTED NEEPS? link

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Apr 20, 2012 21:25

You have your mechanical engineering degree!

Now what?

The 'montage' in at the end (starts at 04:14) is simultaneously hilarious and bizarre, especially with the soundtrack provided.

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 15:22

People in work are quite fond of http://www.snatchly.com

There are some nice pictures on there.

Also, LADIES! What do you do if your recently divorced, tattooed, plastic-titted Asian housemate who wears way too much makeup is frustrated by your active sexlife? Burst into her room one night and shove your tongue up her ass, of course. Obviously.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

That sounds suspiciously like a plot, to me.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 15:32

metalangel wrote:

Also, LADIES! What do you do if your recently divorced, tattooed, plastic-titted Asian housemate who wears way too much makeup is frustrated by your active sexlife? Burst into her room one night and shove your tongue up her ass, of course. Obviously.

Sounds like a job for Malabar Rimmer!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

The idea of snatchly amuses me. Some clever chap looking at pinterest and going "You know what, this could be really good. If it was full of fanny instead of dresses and cake!"

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 15:39

Warhead wrote:

That sounds suspiciously like a plot, to me.

Yes, and the resolution seems to be an extremely common one. Consider:

LADIES! What if you've just chucked your fella out, and you've called a (hot redhead lady) plumber only to find your sink has fixed itself because your house is haunted and then there's a scary noise and you're frightened? Grab her and shove your tongue up her ass, obviously.

I love how she can barely avoid laughing when acting 'frightened' by the loud noise.

My god, what's this? It's a movie which doesn't end with the man whacking off onto the woman's face!

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13382

metalangel wrote:

My god, what's this? It's a movie which doesn't end with the man whacking off onto the woman's face!

She sounds like a Pokémon, probably Squirtle.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 15:42

metalangel wrote:

My god, what's this? It's a movie which doesn't end with the man whacking off onto the woman's face!

Is it Bambi?

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 15:43

Craster wrote:

The idea of snatchly amuses me. Some clever chap looking at pinterest and going "You know what, this could be really good. If it was full of fanny instead of dresses and cake!"

There's another one called pinporn.com.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

metalangel wrote:

My god, what's this? It's a movie which doesn't end with the man whacking off onto the woman's face!

I'm afraid this lost all credibility for me at 6.45 when her flatmate said, 'You can find someone else to pay your part of the rent. I'm leaving tomorrow.' It's 'MY part of the rent,' FFS.

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:02

You've quoted the wrong film there, unless halfway through the Japanese Girlfriend video she threatened to move out too.

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:19

More lady roommates pouncing on each other: link

EDIT: Fixed with a better link with no ads at the beginning and end

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:13

It's like one of my mates, but opposite.

She moved in with her uni girlfriend, but they couldn't afford the rent, so a guy moved into the second bedroom.

She ended up marrying him

She was the worst lesbian ever.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:10

Maybe he was just a big wet fanny?

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

metalangel wrote:

You've quoted the wrong film there, unless halfway through the Japanese Girlfriend video she threatened to move out too.

My concentration must have wavered for some reason.

Can't watch the one in question right now, so what happens? Does he make her a nice cuppa and thank her for a jolly good cardiovascular workout?

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Can't think of a more appropriate thread to post this Egypt’s women urge MPs not to pass early marriage, sex-after-death laws

You'd need a lot of lube, and possibly access to a heat source.

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2012 19:48

Warhead wrote:

My concentration must have wavered for some reason.

Can't watch the one in question right now, so what happens? Does he make her a nice cuppa and thank her for a jolly good cardiovascular workout?

They have sex in lots of positions but crucially she gets him off using her lips and tongue instead of him whacking off furiously like he can do any day he likes when the hot girl isn't there and aroused.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Apr 28, 2012 15:40

Mmmm yum yum.

metalangel · **Posted:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 19:18

Googled "world's perkiest tits" and got these:

the winner

However one of the first results was these:

Errr....

Which isn't good, but was cancelled out by this blog:

Perkyboobs.org

And also this nice picture of Holly Hansen who's got the darker kind of ginge hair.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 19:26

Big puffies!

metalangel · **Posted:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 19:30

Wow, some of the ones on that page are epic.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 19:34

Intriguing way to get undressed.

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2012 11:23

What a cute girl! Then large men arrive and bad things happen to her.

What. The. Fuck. 5:00 in especially.

GazChap · **Posted:** Sun May 06, 2012 16:42

Every line of dialogue in this video is comedy gold.

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13382

metalangel wrote:

What. The. Fuck.[/url] 5:00 in especially.

Woah!

I nearly just lost my dinner.

Fucking hell.

asfish · **Joined:** 5th Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 3353

Quote:

I remember when I was a teenager porn was basically the sacred collection of stolen wank mags and the occasional VHS video that'd been through fifty duplication cycles and if you were lucky you might occasionally see a penis going into a vagina

Part of the circle of life, that’s been ruined by internet porn.

For me it went…..

1. Random wife busts her husband over porn mag collection
2. Husband is made to get rid of them
3. Like a salmon returning to its spawning ground he dumps them on local waste land, where no doubt as a teenager he came across his first porn mag
4. Teenage boy finds them (usualy the same 2 of my mates)
5. Mates share the goods

Later on I was always grateful for the few mates dads that kept a porno in the house, my dad never did. Stupid responsible father.

Bear or Bust · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 18:01

Hentai that for once does not feature demonic tentacle rape.

Quote:

1. Random wife busts her husband over porn mag collection
2. Husband is made to get rid of them
3. Like a salmon returning to its spawning ground he dumps them on local waste land, where no doubt as a teenager he came across his first porn mag
4. Teenage boy finds them (usualy the same 2 of my mates)
5. Mates share the goods

Sometimes I find Porn mags or pirate DVDS chucked out in the bins at work, but to be honest its pretty rare to see that now. It used to be so much more prevalent when I was a teen and that.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Bear or Bust wrote:

Hentai that for once does not feature demonic tentacle rape.

But that's the best kind of Hentai

The Antiques Roadshow will be so much better in after 2070, with all the porn scavenged from waste grounds and amenity sites, handed down from teenager to teenager, like a much treasured heirloom.

metalangel · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 21:50

Female bosses! That young, pert female employee of yours not performing to the best of her ability? Drag her into the four poster bedroom you have on-site and stick your tongue up her ass, obviously.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 9:28

Bear or Bust wrote:

Hentai that for once does not feature demonic tentacle rape.

Quote:

1. Random wife busts her husband over porn mag collection
2. Husband is made to get rid of them
3. Like a salmon returning to its spawning ground he dumps them on local waste land, where no doubt as a teenager he came across his first porn mag
4. Teenage boy finds them (usualy the same 2 of my mates)
5. Mates share the goods

I thought you were describing the Hentai!

metalangel · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2012 12:36

Meanwhile, in Germany...

Nice boobs, cute smile, STRIPEY SOCKS. There's a photographer as well as the cameraman, I quite like how near the end she's doing the 'flicking herself off' bit while the man is offscreen preparing for his money shot. He rushes into shot rather abruptly, taking her by surprise to deliver it.

She only has one facial expression!. Silly hair too.

Never have floppier hair than your missus.

The title of this one says it all!

Malabelm · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2012 15:17

Xhamster redirecting you to their mobile homepage can get to fucking fuck. Fucking incompetent web devs.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Malabelm wrote:

Xhamster redirecting you to their mobile homepage can get to fucking fuck. Fucking incompetent web devs.

It's ok, his hair isn't any floppier then yours.

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

Grim... · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2012 20:27

Xhampster web devs are fucking geniuses - if they weren't, it wouldn't show up at all.
I'll explain more on Monday. Excite!

Malabelm · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2012 20:43

Grim... wrote:

Xhampster web devs are fucking geniuses - if they weren't, it wouldn't show up at all.
I'll explain more on Monday. Excite!

Monday? But I want it nooooow…

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2012 1:01

What a delightful moistened butterfly.

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri May 25, 2012 12:03

BREAKING NEWS.

The Office: A Porn Parody features a lesbian scene twixt favourites Gianna Michaels and Faye Reagan. Haven't found the full version yet but this clip features Faye titfucking Gianna with a strapon. Potential for greatest scene ever: high.

In the meantime, here's Gianna doing nice things to herself and here is another pair of massive tits.

Zardoz's Japanese cousin gets his way with busty JAV idol Shinobu Hosokawa, but then comes a cropper!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

metalangel wrote:

Faye titfucking Gianna with a strapon. Potential for greatest scene ever: high.

That seems really somewhat...pointless.

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri May 25, 2012 12:38

Craster wrote:

metalangel wrote:

Faye titfucking Gianna with a strapon. Potential for greatest scene ever: high.

That seems really somewhat...pointless.

That's the whole, er, point. It's an even bigger waste of time than giving a blowjob to a dildo.

That's what makes it HAWT!!!!

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Did grim... Ever explain why the xhamster devs are so great?

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