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Author:  kalmar [ Wed Apr 23, 2008 19:00 ]
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tossrStu wrote:
Anyone with lactose intolerance who'd rather be drinking nice semi-skimmed than horrible beany muck is well advised to give the stuff a whirl.


You do realise that you're advising people to drink the secretions out of a cow udder, right? :spew: :DD

Author:  Cras [ Wed Apr 23, 2008 19:01 ]
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TITTIES. On things that also produce (involuntarily, mind) STEAK. It doesn't get much better, to be honest.

Author:  Dudley [ Wed Apr 23, 2008 19:21 ]
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kalmar wrote:
tossrStu wrote:
Anyone with lactose intolerance who'd rather be drinking nice semi-skimmed than horrible beany muck is well advised to give the stuff a whirl.


You do realise that you're advising people to drink the secretions out of a cow udder, right? :spew: :DD


In the same way that organic vegetables are basically just mud and cow shit yes.

Author:  Sir Taxalot [ Wed Apr 23, 2008 19:50 ]
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Craster wrote:
TITTIES. On things that also produce (involuntarily, mind) STEAK. It doesn't get much better, to be honest.


Also SHOES, JACKETS and BELTS. Other things which I like very much, too (especially belts, being quite skinny).

Author:  tossrStu [ Wed Apr 23, 2008 23:20 ]
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kalmar wrote:
tossrStu wrote:
Anyone with lactose intolerance who'd rather be drinking nasty rank semi-skimmed than lovely beany goodness (that smells like shit once the carton's been open for a couple of days or if you try frothing it with a fancy coffee maker, honestly, have you tried it, it's disgusting, it probably tastes okay-ish if you like that kind of thing but it seriously stinks the place out) is well advised to give the stuff a whirl.


You do realise that you're advising people to drink the secretions out of a cow udder, right? :spew: :DD


Mmmm, secretions.

Anyway, hope that improved version's okay, if that doesn't get people drinking soya milk I don't know what will!!!

Author:  Malc [ Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:55 ]
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Dudley wrote:
kalmar wrote:
tossrStu wrote:
Anyone with lactose intolerance who'd rather be drinking nice semi-skimmed than horrible beany muck is well advised to give the stuff a whirl.


You do realise that you're advising people to drink the secretions out of a cow udder, right? :spew: :DD


In the same way that organic vegetables are basically just mud and cow shit yes.


I think you'll find they are mostly "air"

top experiment, take a plant pot, and put a large air tight glass bell jar over the top of it. Place it on some scales and make a note of it's weight. Leave it there, in the sun for a while. Make a note of it's weight again. Ohh, it's increased, how can that be?

Malc

Author:  Malc [ Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:58 ]
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Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:
Dudley wrote:
kalmar wrote:
tossrStu wrote:
Anyone with lactose intolerance who'd rather be drinking nice semi-skimmed than horrible beany muck is well advised to give the stuff a whirl.


You do realise that you're advising people to drink the secretions out of a cow udder, right? :spew: :DD


In the same way that organic vegetables are basically just mud and cow shit yes.


I think you'll find they are mostly "air"

top experiment, take a plant pot, and put a large air tight glass bell jar over the top of it. Place it on some scales and make a note of it's weight. Leave it there, in the sun for a while. Make a note of it's weight again. Ohh, it's increased, how can that be?

Malc


PS Thanks Jan van Helmont for that...

Malc

Author:  Sir Taxalot [ Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:25 ]
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Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:
I think you'll find they are mostly "air"
Malc


Wait, wouldn't it be water...?

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