Any vegans in the house?

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Apr 23, 2008 19:00

tossrStu wrote:

Anyone with lactose intolerance who'd rather be drinking nice semi-skimmed than horrible beany muck is well advised to give the stuff a whirl.

You do realise that you're advising people to drink the secretions out of a cow udder, right? :spew:

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

TITTIES. On things that also produce (involuntarily, mind) STEAK. It doesn't get much better, to be honest.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

kalmar wrote:

tossrStu wrote:

Anyone with lactose intolerance who'd rather be drinking nice semi-skimmed than horrible beany muck is well advised to give the stuff a whirl.

You do realise that you're advising people to drink the secretions out of a cow udder, right? :spew:

In the same way that organic vegetables are basically just mud and cow shit yes.

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4668

Craster wrote:

TITTIES. On things that also produce (involuntarily, mind) STEAK. It doesn't get much better, to be honest.

Also SHOES, JACKETS and BELTS. Other things which I like very much, too (especially belts, being quite skinny).

tossrStu · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1326

kalmar wrote:

tossrStu wrote:

Anyone with lactose intolerance who'd rather be drinking nasty rank semi-skimmed than lovely beany goodness (that smells like shit once the carton's been open for a couple of days or if you try frothing it with a fancy coffee maker, honestly, have you tried it, it's disgusting, it probably tastes okay-ish if you like that kind of thing but it seriously stinks the place out) is well advised to give the stuff a whirl.

You do realise that you're advising people to drink the secretions out of a cow udder, right? :spew:

Mmmm, secretions.

Anyway, hope that improved version's okay, if that doesn't get people drinking soya milk I don't know what will!!!

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:55

Dudley wrote:

kalmar wrote:

tossrStu wrote:

Anyone with lactose intolerance who'd rather be drinking nice semi-skimmed than horrible beany muck is well advised to give the stuff a whirl.

You do realise that you're advising people to drink the secretions out of a cow udder, right? :spew:

In the same way that organic vegetables are basically just mud and cow shit yes.

I think you'll find they are mostly "air"

top experiment, take a plant pot, and put a large air tight glass bell jar over the top of it. Place it on some scales and make a note of it's weight. Leave it there, in the sun for a while. Make a note of it's weight again. Ohh, it's increased, how can that be?

Malc

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:58

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

Dudley wrote:

kalmar wrote:

tossrStu wrote:

Anyone with lactose intolerance who'd rather be drinking nice semi-skimmed than horrible beany muck is well advised to give the stuff a whirl.

You do realise that you're advising people to drink the secretions out of a cow udder, right? :spew:

In the same way that organic vegetables are basically just mud and cow shit yes.

I think you'll find they are mostly "air"

top experiment, take a plant pot, and put a large air tight glass bell jar over the top of it. Place it on some scales and make a note of it's weight. Leave it there, in the sun for a while. Make a note of it's weight again. Ohh, it's increased, how can that be?

Malc

PS Thanks Jan van Helmont for that...

Malc

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4668

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

I think you'll find they are mostly "air"
Malc

Wait, wouldn't it be water...?

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Any vegans in the house?
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