Be Excellent To Each Other

Me neither, but before the night I had met:

myp, Ange, TheAlbin0Kid, Craster, DocG, Curiosity, Wullie, Grim..., Mr Dave (Yes, really), Dimrill, superdupergill, Jen, Joans, Goddess Jasmine, Wullie (Why is Wullie in the Page 1 list twice) and Pod.

I had seen pictures of:
Zardoz, markg, DavPaz, Fanny, throughsilver, Malabar, litlchef, Plissken, KovacsC, Kalmar (In blurry BurnyP vision, mind)l, Mr Russ, Mr Agent, Pupil, Nickachu, Kovacs (Why in Kovacs in the Page 1 list twice, under two different names). And I think I may have seen pics of Trousers before. What he looked like certainly came as no surprise.

Leaving only:
Mrs P, Mrs P (NB: Plissken and DavPaz do not share a wife) and BikNorton as people I'd not know. For some reason, I was expecting Bik to be a big metal-type guy with long hair and the like.

Am I not IN YOUR FACE enough, people? Do I need to make myself more memorable?

I just had an amusing flashback of Nickachu trying to persuade me to go our clubbing at 1am.

It's all my fault as you're still not on the list in the first post.

Now you are.

I thought the listy had been updated to be correc. Obviously not. You and your lady are obviouly on the "have met" section.

Hmm. I do not own an xbox camera

"It'll be brilliant, we're gonna just be such dicks, and it'll be brilliant, and we won't even care, we'll just be dicks, and that's why it'll be brilliant..."

Is that shortly before he nearly got eaten by a large dog next to the cash machine?

Nickachu was trying to convince you to go clubbing solidly for an hour! He'd semi pass-out then his head would bounce up and he'd wildly shout in your direction "Come on, come on, let's go clubbiiiiiiiiiiing!" It was most amusing

Then how the hell have I been getting pictures from you?!?

By the way people, I have gained two socks and a hat. The socks do not match.

Do you mean me, by any chance? Or are you really surprised to have seen yourself in a mirror?

We should have gone clubbing.

Yes. Perhaps it was my dog from Dragon Arse, Mr Chompy.

This is what concerns me

Is one of the socks black with a grey/green/grey stripe?

If it's Z's wanksock, I suggest disposing of it safely. Now I know why he was an empty husk.

Haha

Fuck off

Is there a tin bath left behind, too? If so, that's Mark's.

He introduced himself three times to me.

It must be wonderful being Pod and meeting everyone for the first time, every time.

Someday, he'll find John G., and have his revenge.

Was there a kipper tie left behind?

No, I did mean m,e, and it's fake surprise. You also are in the list of people I've met before, and are not on the list.

Yes, I now have a bit of a bruise on my arm from the dog attack.

Yes he is - he's got his own category though. Shame he didn't turn up, but it was to be expected.

Yeah, I would've liked to meet Mr Chris.

Oh, seriously, shit! It looked a bit sketchy from up the road and we were wondering about coming back and foolishly trying to rescue you when the dog decided to turn on its owner instead.
Who takes a bloody great doberman type thing for a walk at 2 AM when the pubs are chucking out?

Lord knows, I am fine however, that is all that matters.

And Im pretty sure I owe about 10 people drinks which I will repay at the next one.

What's this? Dog attack? Christ, I'm glad I wasn't there, I would've been pegging it off into the sunset.

FTFY&M

Well I definatly owe you at least a couple for being extra kind and driving me up.

I spent around £70 on Saturday night, but only had 10 drinks...

Part of this was due to the Beardy Beardy Beer Club (uber-nerd chapter) pouncing any time I was near the bar.

Worth every penny, mind, lest anyone think I'm being miserly.

Genuine LOL!

He perked up so much after the Jagerbomb...

At least 3 times, people offered to buy me drinks and I declined, saying I was just about to get one for myself and MrsP, only for me to ask MrsP what she wanted and her to say 'Oh, Kalmar/Bik/Someone else is getting me one'. So, thanks for the offers chaps, and thanks for keeping the missus in drinks

I'd completely forgotten about the chompy dog which tried to eat everything. Given my Dog phobia, I was feeling a little on edge.


No, you were. I was wondering about running away, quite quickly.


You haven't, say, posted really crap quality pictures of yourself elsewhere? Or got a camera, and then got so drunk you forgot it?


Blame Myp. His attendee list is crap.

Hair of the dog?

*Performs Seppuku*

In my defence, I hadnt slept fri-sat night. And all I'd eaten was a few slices of toast a small burger and half a packet of crisps.

I got through £80, £10 of that was on McDonalds though. I defo had more than 10 drinks I'd say.

I spent about 60 and £7 was on a kebab....

I spent about -90 as I was pickpocketing all night.

Baba Z will just have to use both sides of her nappies this month.

I'll take the flak for everyone else I missed off, but Mr K has been on there from the start. Are you blind?

It's a good job this Propagandhi album is really good or I'd be really pissed off.

I only spent about 50, but I missed the Jagermeister party, would have been up for buying a round of that

@Dave: no, really not!
edit: there's a bad photo that the mac took of me without asking and then gmail adopted without asking, it could be that, if we've ever emailled.

oooh I did get a Hug off GJ, Gill and myp

Hang on... Doberman? I thought it was a cuddly Labrador! I think it's bite must have given you Jedi powers though Nik.

First of all we got dropped off near the tram station which is of course too far away from the house. So we made him travel on to Bik's house. The driver was saying "I need to charge you £18 now" and Nik was all <waves hand> "It's very generous of you to only charge us fifteen then"

Great work!

And thanks to those who took me to McDonalds as I would have got very lost walking back up the straight road. Sometimes I shouldn't be let out.

I had a lovely piss in the Cornerhouse.

It's still the colour of burnt fanta

The same thing happened to us! The driver didn't know where the house was but knew the tram stop. We drove along and suddenly I recognized the Shell Station (where we'd seen that guy in the red pants and plastic hat), Citroen dealership and realized we were almost there. I couldn't think which way it was to the house from there, and then there was the tram station and we drove PAST it and kept going and the guy really took his time turning around to go back.

The creepy thing was, though, a pudgy man was watching the taxi with interest as we paid (just at the entrance to that pub) and so I said 'all yours!' and he said thanks and got in.

As we passed DUDLEY ROAD the taxi went past and we carried on walking back to Bik's. And then the pudgy man appeared behind and walked past us. Eh? What had he done with the taxi?

Ooh. Meant to say my photos are now up in the Beex Pool on flickr. Apparently my username there is On Treadmills, in case you were wondering.