Be Excellent to Each Other in Manchester - Sat 27th Feb 2010

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Aug 27, 2009 15:54

She's got Barry Manilows konk.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:42

What the fuck has this got to do with the Manchester meet?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:44

myp wrote:

What the fuck has this got to do with the Manchester meet?

What the fuck else are we going to do for the next 183 days?

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 27, 2009 16:45

Plan. And prepare. This is going to be the best meet ever!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Day 1: Myp lays out his pens and draws up his revsion timetable

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Day 1 (later on): Grim... spuffs all over myp's carefully drawn up revision table.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Day 2: Grim...'s at it again, stocks fully replenished. myp frowns.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Day 3: myp joins in. Introduces Grim... to xhamster.com, which he thinks is just as good, if not better, than youporn.com.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Day 183: Nobody turns up. myp and Grim... are recovering in the burns unit after a series of skin graft operations.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 27, 2009 17:03

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Aug 27, 2009 17:08

We should all ride around on shit bicycles and visit Morrissey's old haunts. Mr Chris, bring extra cardigans.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

This thread should be pinned so that people don't miss it, what with the short notice and all.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Riles wrote:

This thread should be pinned so that people don't miss it, what with the short notice and all.

Heaven forbid anyone would arrange a meet and then decide that morning that they can't be fucked to go. :attitude:

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 27, 2009 21:21

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

myp wrote:

FFS.

Well Mr Mod , how about breaking this out of the thread ?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

myp wrote:

FFS.

It's 6 months away!

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Aug 27, 2009 22:57

pron stuff split

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Aug 27, 2009 23:19

Craster wrote:

It's 6 months away!

We should aim higher. Let's all meet up in the year 2000 on 27 Feb 2027. I think I'm free then.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Aug 27, 2009 23:21

6 months that will fly by!!

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Aug 27, 2009 23:34

Grim... wrote:

The new girl at the deli is 6'5", that's one inch taller than me. I made her show me her shoes, and they were flat.
She's like a lighthouse, or something. I am very, very attracted to her.
I am also trying to set her up with Gaywood, as that would be too funny for words.

My 8 month old is in currently in the 99.9th percentile for her height, which if she stays there, puts her at way over 6ft by the time she is 18.

Malc

Scarysheep3000 · **Posted:** Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:19

Ooh, I might come to this. I also might post here more often too. One day, I might even remember to post Bully back to myp...

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:01

Malc wrote:

Grim... wrote:

The new girl at the deli is 6'5", that's one inch taller than me. I made her show me her shoes, and they were flat.
She's like a lighthouse, or something. I am very, very attracted to her.
I am also trying to set her up with Gaywood, as that would be too funny for words.

My 8 month old is in currently in the 99.9th percentile for her height, which if she stays there, puts her at way over 6ft by the time she is 18.

Malc

Sam is off the chart for height. I firmly believe you can tell fuck all about how tall a child is going to be until they hit puberty.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:53

Scarysheep3000 wrote:

Ooh, I might come to this. I also might post here more often too. One day, I might even remember to post Bully back to myp...

I wouldn't worry. I've played your copy of Halo 3 twice now, which is twice more than I'd have played Bully had it been sat on my shelf.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

Right. Jumped in on this page. So far I have inferred this is happening in 6 months. And there may or may not be tall women there.

I may or may not be up for this.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:44

Only five months to go - hasn't time flown!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:47

Is this going to be a definate, so i can look at booking a hotel?

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:48

It's definitely definite.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Sod booking a hotel. I could be dead in five months. The country could split in civil war, and there's no way I'm crossing the DMZ into NorthernMonkeyland for a meet.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:50

In which case what have you got to lose? Unless you pay up-front, of course.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:52

myp wrote:

In which case what have you got to lose? Unless you pay up-front, of course.

I was going to see if there was a holiday inn near, as I can get a free stay in one..

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Craster wrote:

Sod booking a hotel. I could be dead in five months. The country could split in civil war, and there's no way I'm crossing the DMZ into NorthernMonkeyland for a meet.

How about for meat?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

That's more like it. Let's talk.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:33

This is going to be really good. Not long now.

Don't forget to bring your bottles of lemonade up here you soft shandy drinking Southern bastards.

Wullie, bring your troosers.

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 13:10

Oh, so this wasn't just a big in-joke after all?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 13:16

We're all staying at your house. You said it was ok.

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 13:23

Zardoz wrote:

We're all staying at your house. You said it was ok.

Lots of people have already bagsied place at mine, and your name isn't one of them... sorry dude...

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 13:26

Whatever. Didn't stop me last night.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 13:26

I will be a in a free hotel, so I will be ok..

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 13:27

KovacsC wrote:

I will be a in a free hotel, so I will be ok..

You get what you pay for, so will it really be ok?

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Is there an attendees list so that I can run my 'Would like to meet' vs 'Never ever want to be in the same city as' calculation?

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 13:33

Riles wrote:

Is there an attendees list so that I can run my 'Would like to meet' vs 'Never ever want to be in the same city as' calculation?

No, but we can make one and I'll put it in the first post.

I'm going and so is Ange.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 13:35

TheAlbin0Kid wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

I will be a in a free hotel, so I will be ok..

You get what you pay for, so will it really be ok?

The Holiday Inns arn't too bad, I will just use priority club points instead of cash..

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 13:37

myp wrote:

Riles wrote:

Is there an attendees list so that I can run my 'Would like to meet' vs 'Never ever want to be in the same city as' calculation?

No, but we can make one and I'll put it in the first post.

Can we include Riles' list in the first post too?

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 13:39

PS. I have a double bed, a sofa bed that will hold two small ones or two normal ones who like to be intimate (myp and zardoz?), and floor space for definitely two... maybe more, depending what level of comfort is required. Conceivably one could fit in the hallway, one on the kitchen floor and one on the bedroom floor... so possibly there are up to 8 spaces up for grabs.

No point PMing me about it now though, it's not even this year.

sdg · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 14:15

How far away is Warrington from Manchester?

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

TheAlbin0Kid wrote:

myp wrote:

Riles wrote:

Is there an attendees list so that I can run my 'Would like to meet' vs 'Never ever want to be in the same city as' calculation?

No, but we can make one and I'll put it in the first post.

Can we include Riles' list in the first post too?

This will be released on peopleiwanttokill.riles.blogspot.com idc.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

About 15 miles, I think.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

superdupergill wrote:

How far away is Warrington from Manchester?

A quick squint at google makes it look around 16 miles.
EDIT: Dammit

sdg · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 14:27

Excellent. My friend has a hotel in Warrington and says she'll put me up for free.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 14:32

superdupergill wrote:

Excellent. My friend has a hotel in Warrington and says she'll put me up for free.

Won't your taxi fare from Manchester to Warrington cost about the same as a night in a hotel, though?

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