Be Excellent To Each Other

Heehe Make sure to get the fullsize 4000x3000 px version if you're serious.

As I explained to a few people at the pub: at every Internet meet I've ever been to, someone, somewhere, has said "I thought you'd be taller". I think I just sound tall, even in writing. But! Thanks to months of relentless Welsh Science Dwarf jokes, for the first time in recorded history, people told me "I thought you'd be shorter". So thanks, I think.

I got through the entire night without a single cock in my ear holes! Not even from Zardoz!?!

No you didn't.

Nikachu(?), Our Kid, Kalmr, MarkG.

Brewers droop.

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Kalmar was a proper genteel English gentleman. I luffs im.

He's the Hugh Grant of Beteo, apart from the whores. Maybe.

I remember doing that, now you mention it.

Any idea why? I'm sure it was something vitally important that was taking my attention from the game.

I should have probably asked permission before touching your beard though.

And before hugging Grim...

Also, not English.



Curio were you really a wine waiter in my hotel?

Wine waiter? Where did you stay? The Ritz?

B to o to the b arooooo.

I don't remember buying a Propagandhi album on iTunes...

Sounds like great fun by all. One important question though, how many times did Gilly say: Is that a doughnut or a meringue?

Oh, and are any of you going to admit to sending me texts?

You might want to make that five times.....
Seriously; can we get some modified pictures for a bit of "names + faces"? It's purely for the benefit of the people that too drunk weren't there.

edit: Kalmar was there?!

Better than those bootleg Gandhi albums you'd been listening to.

Never!

Anyone want to buy some Dillinger Escape Plan albums?

I heard at least two.


I did! Well done

I've got Calculating Infinity, Irony is a Dead Scene and Miss Machine, but I'll take whatever else you have.

Fuck no.

Previous-life Feex.

I have more memories from the photos rather than things actually happeneing. It's quite amusing thrusting your hand in people's face, saying "I'm Russell" and then seeing either delight or confusion. In about equal measures.

When Pod turned up, and the following conversation ensued:

Pod: Hi, I'm Pod.
Me: Moz?
Pod: POD!
Me: Did you say Moz?
Pod: Giraffe with laser beams avatar.
Me: Oh! [beat] I thought you said Moz.

Myp, thanks for organising such a great meet, and allowing me to play human buckaroo with your sleepy frame.
Nik and Malabar were separated at birth.
Kovacs has the power of ten tigers, and yet couldn't even beat anyone at arm wrestling. Weak.
Mr Chris exists! And seemed to look very worried any time I turned my attention on him.
Litl Chef I am smitten. By your cake making, by your microbiology skills, and your smile. Please leave Malabar, and let me take you away to a fairytale castle.
Plissken Great idea with the shirt, although I think I got the spam question wrong. Hence...
Grim... Banned. You bastard. If only I hadn't told you how to spell my name.
Bik You seemed to disappear for most of the night, but a top notch host!
Trousers If I'd realised spooning was on offer I would have showed you how the easy access sleeping bag worked!
Kalmar I think I scared you with my gushing inappropriateness at how impressed I am by your electrical and mechanical skillz.
Perkies and Mrs Perkies I hope your drive down was better than your drive up. You're both too friendly and welcoming.
Jasmine and Joans thanks for explaining your true love story.
DavPaz You're a top, friendly bloke, but your missus is another one I am smitten by and want to take home!

Other people who I remember being there, and even talking to, but just not what about, I hope I didn't make too bad of an impression. Is it possible that there were just too many people there? Photos to follow!

I aim to have beaten myp by putting it in the drive by the end of the year.

Since Zardoz started page 100, does that mean the 2011 meet is now his responsibility?

Oh, and I sent you a text Bobby. congratulations. But it was too crude to admit to earlier. My drunken self apologises.

I can assure you I wasn't! That's just my default face when surrounded by potential bum-rapists and/or nerds.

You look even more like Neil Patrick Harris in real life, by the way.

Have you met Mr Russell?

L-LOL.

I believe it had something to do with ThroughSilver and it cost you 8 quid.

Haha. You bought that at the Gourmet Burger place after ThroughSilver made one mention of the band. You asked him what the best album was, then next thing we knew you'd bought it and were threatening to kill ThroughSilver if it was shit.

Have I won this thread btw, 100th page!

Do I choose where the next meet is?

He once posted a picture on here that was of perhaps the most handsome man I've ever seen + wife. I think I was overly rude when questioning the discrepancy between this picture and his real life looks (because it's not as if he isn't a handsome bast, it's just that he looked Hollywood material in that picture, and ohgodimdoingitagainarenti)


The danger mouse tshirt is also something again the "professional lawyer" look.

Shush, you ban happy cockney!

That was a brilliant opening line, actually - "I was expecting someone Hollywood handsome, but you're just regular handsome. I'm disappointed".



I have occasionally worn that to work, because it is made of awesome.

Haha!

Most of GBK was a blur, except eating the burger, which I remember vividly. I'm just glad I didn't drunkenly buy a PS3 or something.

Did we decide on the difference between Measles and German Measles?

Beex meet at Blackpool Pleasure Beach 2011 FTW!

Tache!

Damnit! I originally woo-ed her by sending a drunk text message then feeling her up in a pub. I'll step aside, as you're obviously a worthy successor.

I think it was the efficiency of the German Measles and the speed with which they make their way around the Low Countries.

Pleasure Beach in the day, Tache at night! SOLD!

I just remembered giving Grim... the £15 I owed him. I must owe many people many drinks.

I only lost once.... I seem to remember people helping!!

Tache sux, warehouse rulz.

Should I be pleased or upset that MrsP was much more of a hit than I was?

I'm going for pleased.

So you can't get German Measles if you live on a hill, but you CAN get regular measles still?

You were there?

It was a pleasure meeting you both, glad you made it.

Seeing as you bought a £40 round on Friday, I'm thinking not.

Hah, you're an animal. Nice meeting you, even if you don't remember a thing!



The one on the right, obviously, if that rings any drunken bells.