Be Excellent To Each Other

Watford. Or possibly just outside it.

No the same then, I don't think, so that's OK.

Are you both really the same person and if you ever meet you'll cease to excist?

Are you both really the same person and if you ever meet you'll cease to excist?

I've got a feeling Goddess Jasmine and Goddess Jasmine might be, based on their posting style.

You've already created a rift in the space-time continuum.

π bandanas.

Ah, okay. That would have been quite odd.

Amusing, though, nonetheless.

More than one wedding on a saturday shocker!

Malc

I have both been at and in a Wedding.

It and they were on Saturdays.

Am I me?

You are you, but the you from an alternate time line where the south won the US civil war, and we fly around in huge steam powered zeppelins and wear top hats and monocles.

In the meantime, enjoy this alternate timeline where the British Empire harnessed the power of the abortive Martian Invasion.

See if you can get past American writers thinking a Scotsman would really say 'Ye'd no be takin' the piss, would ye sir?'

Are you suggesting he'd instead hold up a sign saying "Will talk for £2"? Well?! Are you?!!

Also Larklight, a children's book which can be neatly summarised as "Victorians in Space" (featuring at least one excellet H.G. Wells reference). It's by the talented Philip Reeve, whose Mortal Engines series is terrific.