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Author:  MrChris [ Thu Dec 19, 2019 14:08 ]
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MaliA wrote:
MrChris wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Maybe shout "objection" at it?


After the Woolf reforms, the correct phrase is "You fucking what?" which is what I went with.


Mate

Of all people I thought you'd have got and appreciated the fucking genius there.

Mock pearls before real swine.

Author:  JBR [ Thu Dec 19, 2019 17:03 ]
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Star Wars: The Kitchen Sink. There was some stuff happening. Daisy Ridley was made to look like a blank slate most of the time. It was a solid "fine".

Author:  Bamba [ Thu Dec 19, 2019 17:34 ]
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JBR wrote:
Star Wars: The Kitchen Sink. There was some stuff happening. Daisy Ridley was made to look like a blank slate most of the time. It was a solid "fine".


I'd give it a meh out of ten personally. It didn't do anything particularly wrong but neither was it all that engaging. It's worst crime is solidifying the fact that 'Star Wars film' has basically become a genre in it's own right with every single one of the new ones hitting similar story beats and set pieces. To the point that I can seriously imagine a whiteboard somewhere with a load of check boxes getting knocked off every year now. There's an interesting idea in there somewhere in terms of both Rey's struggle with the dark side plus her weird bond with Ren, but that's all concluded with the least amount of fuss or imagination. Instead, yet another contrived fetch quest gets all the screen time in the world. Pffh.

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Dec 19, 2019 18:48 ]
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MrChris wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MrChris wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Maybe shout "objection" at it?


After the Woolf reforms, the correct phrase is "You fucking what?" which is what I went with.


Mate

Of all people I thought you'd have got and appreciated the fucking genius there.

Mock pearls before real swine.


You fucking what, mate.

Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Thu Dec 19, 2019 20:12 ]
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JBR wrote:
Star Wars: The Kitchen Sink. There was some stuff happening. Daisy Ridley was made to look like a blank slate most of the time. It was a solid "fine".

About 90 minutes in I retitled it Star Wars: Endgame and I’m standing by that decision.

Author:  JBR [ Fri Dec 20, 2019 1:39 ]
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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
JBR wrote:
Star Wars: The Kitchen Sink. There was some stuff happening. Daisy Ridley was made to look like a blank slate most of the time. It was a solid "fine".

About 90 minutes in I retitled it Star Wars: Endgame and I’m standing by that decision.

I like that, too. I also had Star Wars: Slow Fight as a backup. Because man - get on with it.

Author:  Grim... [ Sat Dec 21, 2019 1:17 ]
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MrChris wrote:
I'm about 10 minutes into 6 Underground, and already two massive, glaring continuity errors - one is the green Alfa getting scraped down the side by a bin lorry and losing its wing mirror - next shot, wing mirror there again and barely a scratch on it. Second is the doctor getting blood squirted in the face, mostly in the eye and forehead, and literally the next shot of her she has a small amount on her chin and none on the top half of her face. I mean fucking come on.

I'm sorry, but if you've watched that opening ten minutes and thought "oh, there's some continuity errors" rather than "that shot was so perfectly framed a fucking pigeon bounced off her head." then honestly I don't know what to tell you.

That's going to go down as one of the greatest car chases in cinematic history.

Author:  MaliA [ Sat Dec 21, 2019 8:34 ]
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"No, you can walk through woods without accidentally marrying a lady in the ground" which is how before half seven this morning we are watching the Corpse Bride.

Author:  MrChris [ Sat Dec 21, 2019 14:35 ]
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Grim... wrote:
I'm sorry, but if you've watched that opening ten minutes and thought "oh, there's some continuity errors" rather than "that shot was so perfectly framed a fucking pigeon bounced off her head." then honestly I don't know what to tell you.

That's going to go down as one of the greatest car chases in cinematic history.

I loved the opening (and the rest of the film), but they were fairly massive, glaring, continuity errors that undermined it, and if you're going to put that much effort into a car chase then don't be lazy and slipshod. It's like forging the Mona Lisa and accidentally painting on a moustache.

Author:  MaliA [ Sun Dec 22, 2019 23:09 ]
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Cube Zero: Cube cubed is better than Cubed squared but not as good as Cube.

Author:  Sir Taxalot [ Mon Dec 23, 2019 3:26 ]
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I still have not seen any of the Cube movies

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Dec 23, 2019 8:53 ]
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Sir Taxalot wrote:
I still have not seen any of the Cube movies


A comprehensive guide is available in the post above

Author:  GazChap [ Mon Dec 23, 2019 13:08 ]
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MrChris wrote:
I loved the opening (and the rest of the film), but they were fairly massive, glaring, continuity errors that undermined it, and if you're going to put that much effort into a car chase then don't be lazy and slipshod. It's like forging the Mona Lisa and accidentally painting on a moustache.


You’re assuming they were continuity *errors*.

A magical self repairing car sounds like an intentional homage to the Greatest 80s Action Movie Ever, to me.

Author:  Cras [ Mon Dec 23, 2019 13:31 ]
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GazChap wrote:
the Greatest 80s Action Movie Ever, to me.


Well this should be good

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Dec 23, 2019 13:36 ]
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GazChap wrote:
MrChris wrote:
I loved the opening (and the rest of the film), but they were fairly massive, glaring, continuity errors that undermined it, and if you're going to put that much effort into a car chase then don't be lazy and slipshod. It's like forging the Mona Lisa and accidentally painting on a moustache.


You’re assuming they were continuity *errors*.

A magical self repairing car sounds like an intentional homage to the Greatest 80s Action Movie Ever, to me.


To you

Author:  MrChris [ Mon Dec 23, 2019 14:27 ]
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New Star Wars was surprisingly pretty good - wasn't expecting too much of it, but it was thoroughly good fun, some convincing "oh god did they just kill [spoiler], nooooo" moments which totally got the kids, and very star warsy. And best of all, Chewie finally GOT A FUCKING MEDAL. One of the greatest injustices of the 20th century has finally been set right.

Author:  DavPaz [ Mon Dec 23, 2019 14:29 ]
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Cras wrote:
GazChap wrote:
the Greatest 80s Action Movie Ever, to me.


Well this should be good

Commando, right?

Author:  MrChris [ Mon Dec 23, 2019 14:33 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Cras wrote:
GazChap wrote:
the Greatest 80s Action Movie Ever, to me.


Well this should be good

Commando, right?

Predator or Aliens.

Author:  MrChris [ Mon Dec 23, 2019 14:34 ]
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Hang on - wtf am I saying. Die Hard. Which is also the best Christmas movie ever too.

Author:  GazChap [ Mon Dec 23, 2019 16:24 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Cras wrote:
GazChap wrote:
the Greatest 80s Action Movie Ever, to me.


Well this should be good

Commando, right?

Giphy "thats a bingo":
https://media3.giphy.com/media/23t9EgCg0fqve/giphy-loop.mp4

Author:  GazChap [ Mon Dec 23, 2019 16:27 ]
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MrChris wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Cras wrote:
GazChap wrote:
the Greatest 80s Action Movie Ever, to me.


Well this should be good

Commando, right?

Predator or Aliens.

Both great action movies. As is Die Hard.

They don't start out with Arnie carrying a tree on his shoulder, though.

Greatest 90s Action Movie Ever is True Lies, by the way. Because it has Arnie. On a horse.

Author:  Cras [ Mon Dec 23, 2019 16:31 ]
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Obviously

Author:  devilman [ Mon Dec 23, 2019 16:36 ]
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GazChap wrote:
MrChris wrote:
I loved the opening (and the rest of the film), but they were fairly massive, glaring, continuity errors that undermined it, and if you're going to put that much effort into a car chase then don't be lazy and slipshod. It's like forging the Mona Lisa and accidentally painting on a moustache.


You’re assuming they were continuity *errors*.

A magical self repairing car sounds like an intentional homage to the Greatest 80s Action Movie Ever, to me.


If we're going to refer to 80s action films by the glaring mistakes in them, I preferred the one where a big screen early on in the film shows stuff that doesn't actually happen till later in the film.

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Dec 23, 2019 16:50 ]
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MrChris wrote:
New Star Wars was surprisingly pretty good - wasn't expecting too much of it, but it was thoroughly good fun, some convincing "oh god did they just kill [spoiler], nooooo" moments which totally got the kids, and very star warsy. And best of all, Chewie finally GOT A FUCKING MEDAL. One of the greatest injustices of the 20th century has finally been set right.

Even though it was 2.5 hours of continuity errors?

Author:  MrChris [ Mon Dec 23, 2019 17:08 ]
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I think you are confusing continuity errors and plot holes

Author:  MrChris [ Mon Dec 23, 2019 17:09 ]
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Also it was two hours twenty.

Author:  GazChap [ Mon Dec 23, 2019 17:26 ]
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Quote:
If we're going to refer to 80s action films by the glaring mistakes in them, I preferred the one where a big screen early on in the film shows stuff that doesn't actually happen till later in the film.

Spaceballs?

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Dec 23, 2019 17:29 ]
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MrChris wrote:
I think you are confusing continuity errors and plot holes


Have some joy in your life that isn't me.

Author:  devilman [ Mon Dec 23, 2019 17:56 ]
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GazChap wrote:
Quote:
If we're going to refer to 80s action films by the glaring mistakes in them, I preferred the one where a big screen early on in the film shows stuff that doesn't actually happen till later in the film.

Spaceballs?

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Author:  TheVision [ Mon Dec 23, 2019 21:08 ]
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I've seen new Star Wars and thought it was great!

But you knew I was going to say that didn't you?

Author:  Findus Fop [ Mon Dec 23, 2019 23:16 ]
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TheVision wrote:
I've seen new Star Wars and thought it was great!

But you knew I was going to say that didn't you?


This is the bot I'm looking for.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 1:00 ]
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MrChris wrote:
I think you are confusing continuity errors and plot holes

It had both ;)

It was all right, but when it pulled off it's money shot I found I just didn't care.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 4:02 ]
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Oh, that little droid mechanic dude was cool, though.

Even if you do have to wonder why he didn't have any storage lying around.

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 10:37 ]
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I enjoyed the latest Star Wars film.

I really enjoyed Alita: Battle Angel.

Author:  markg [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 10:53 ]
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Yeah Battle Angel was decent. Not seen new Star Wars yet. Been trying to get Josie into it, she normally likes good films but I showed her A New Hope and she was bored shitless. I'm starting to wonder if those films are really as good as I thought they were when I was blown away as an eight year old mostly by space battles like nothing I'd never seen before.

Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 10:56 ]
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New Hope is boring as shit to modern kids. After the first couple of minutes, nothing interesting happens for about half an hour.

Author:  myp [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 12:20 ]
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I would start kids off with the Clone Wars and Rebels cartoons these days. Or Episode I, bizarrely. Children aren’t as critical of the prequels’ failings.

Author:  GazChap [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 15:23 ]
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devilman wrote:
GazChap wrote:
Quote:
If we're going to refer to 80s action films by the glaring mistakes in them, I preferred the one where a big screen early on in the film shows stuff that doesn't actually happen till later in the film.

Spaceballs?

Attachment:
80s.png

Hah, can't believe I've never noticed that before. Just always assumed it was other folks.

Author:  Findus Fop [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 15:48 ]
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Yep, I Fop the youngest really couldn't be arsed with New Hope. Mini Fop enjoyed it though. Should do Empire Strikes Back really.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 15:56 ]
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GazChap wrote:
devilman wrote:
GazChap wrote:
Quote:
If we're going to refer to 80s action films by the glaring mistakes in them, I preferred the one where a big screen early on in the film shows stuff that doesn't actually happen till later in the film.

Spaceballs?

Attachment:
80s.png

Hah, can't believe I've never noticed that before. Just always assumed it was other folks.

What aren't I noticing?

Author:  KovacsC [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 15:56 ]
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Watching. The muppets Christmas Carol. This is the best version.

Author:  devilman [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 16:06 ]
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MaliA wrote:
GazChap wrote:
devilman wrote:
GazChap wrote:
Quote:
If we're going to refer to 80s action films by the glaring mistakes in them, I preferred the one where a big screen early on in the film shows stuff that doesn't actually happen till later in the film.

Spaceballs?

Attachment:
80s.png

Hah, can't believe I've never noticed that before. Just always assumed it was other folks.

What aren't I noticing?


The screenshot is from around 10-11 (if you have Amazon Prime, you can watch it here) minutes into the film and as part of the TV ad, it uses bits of footage from later in the film.

Author:  Mimi [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 18:05 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
Watching. The muppets Christmas Carol. This is the best version.

The best version of the Muppets Christmas Carol? Must be after they removed the awful song.

Author:  Trooper [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 18:07 ]
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Mimi wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Watching. The muppets Christmas Carol. This is the best version.

The best version of the Muppets Christmas Carol? Must be after they removed the awful song.


Don't. You. Dare.

When looooove has gooone...

Author:  KovacsC [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 18:26 ]
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Mimi wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Watching. The muppets Christmas Carol. This is the best version.

The best version of the Muppets Christmas Carol? Must be after they removed the awful song.


Awwww it is a lovely song

Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 18:51 ]
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It's mawkish and grinds the film to halt. Good riddance

Author:  Mimi [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 19:29 ]
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Not only is the song awful (and quite adequately served by the reprise later) but it lasts about 15 minutes, and the woman sounds like she’s putting on a baby voice whilst holding several marbles in her mouth.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 19:54 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Not only is the song awful (and quite adequately served by the reprise later) but it lasts about 15 minutes, and the woman sounds like she’s putting on a baby voice whilst holding several marbles in her mouth.


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Author:  devilman [ Wed Dec 25, 2019 0:26 ]
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Christ.. Amazon's subtitling for First Blood is awful. It's like someone listened to the dialogue and then had to type it up from memory ten minutes later. Nine out of ten sentences don't match what's being said and a lot of swearing is omitted and yet there's one bit where they've added swearing in where there was none before.

Worst bit though is "What's the matter? You afraid of the boogeyman? You goddamn pansy!" that ended up as

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Author:  Mr Dave [ Wed Dec 25, 2019 1:26 ]
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