Be Excellent To Each Other

Rebel Ridge on Netflix was pretty decent. It’s a bit Rambo (the original one) but it was interesting, had some good performances from everyone involved and kept me entertained for a couple of hours.

Pacifist Rambo, found it pretty unsatisfying tbh.

Last week Mrs W and I watched The Lavender Hill Mob. I told her that I'd never seen it from the beginning before, only from part way through.

It was about 30 minutes into it that I realised that it was The Lady Killers that I'd only seen part way through and I'd never seen the Lavender Hill Mob at all.

Memory is a Liam Neeson film. Man, he’s going full blown Bruce Willis now with some awful late career shit stains. It’s not terrible (hey, I didn’t turn it off this time) but, boy, there are some questionable performances here. The Mexican guy and the big baddie woman are absolutely fucking woeful. Liam’s stuttering needed a few more takes an’ all. It all smacks of a film where the director said “that’ll do, let’s move on”. Anyway, it was a film, but when Netflix said something by like “it’s like Momento!” In the description, don’t be fooled, cause it ain’t.

59 - All Fun and Games. One of the Stranger Things girls does her best in a messy horror film where a cursed knife makes people play childhood games but with a murderous angle. Sounded good on paper but it wasn't all that well executed. 2.5/5 (maybe generous).

60 - Bloody Hell. Brilliant horror comedy. Has loads of confidence and is absolutely batshit mental. 4.5/5

61 - Hostile Dimensions. Weird 10p indie film where a couple of documentary makers find a door that is a portal to parallel dimensions. It's sort of engaging but it's let down by bad production and even worse acting. It's a UK film so it doesn't feel like some trashy Sci-Fi Channel nonsense but it's just not all that good. 2/5 (but is probably a bit more enjoyable than that score suggests).

62 - Hell Hole. A fracking crew find a centuries old French soldier in the ground and he's still alive. Sort of. Basically this is an indie horror film that's basically The Thing but where people are completely aware of what's happening to them. The writing is actually pretty good and it's only let down by the occasionally poor bit of CGI. 4.5/5

63 - Omni Loop. Interesting little time loop mystery thing. It's so understated that you can't really classify it. It's a bit sci-fi, a bit drama, maybe a little dark comedy but it's sort of none of those. Good acting performances from the lead and the girl from The Bear (albeit essentially playing the exact same sort of character). I liked it but it meandered a lot and ultimately felt like a lot of time was wasted. A good 3.5/5 but not one I'll watch again.

Downsizing is one of those films that's been so low on my list for such a long time that it would have been little surprise if I never got round to it. However, the 'leaving nextflix soon' label nudged my evening ennui just enough to click a button or two. The film started off like it was going to be a quirky comedy, then went a bit into awkward social commentary, then the end was some shit about a world ending event or whatever, like I even really cared.

Christoph Waltz turns up part way through, and his character was fun to watch.

Honestly, the concept sounded neat but it felt wasted. It wasn't a bad film but it felt like a bit of a 'nothing' film.

Christoph Waltz is an odd one for me. I used to think he was good but then he did some shitty adverts. Some mobile game. And suddenly it broke the spell and I suddenly thought he was shit. The next thing he was in was a Bond thing and he was shit in that. Suddenly his whole acting style felt like a schtick.

Same thing happened with Idris Elba. Everyone was going on about how great he was but I wasn't ever super convinced. But then he did some Sky adverts where he was banging on about boxsets in his strongest cockney accent. Hang on! Is he shit? I think he might be shit! And then he did Pacific Rim 2 and it's like 'yes! He is shit!'

Kevin Bacon is in danger of going the same way. I think I still rate him for his previous films but I just think of him as the broadband advert guy. You put him in a film now and I'll just be thinking of that bullshit advert where a family land a plane from their house.

Oooh... while I feel that I dislike those statements I also cant really disagree with them too much either. Sounds like a bit of over-exposure is risky and I'm sure there are other examples too.

Idris has been in some dross, but I think he's pretty good when in a well-suited role. He was a solid fit as the voice of Knuckles, which I wasn't expecting, so I think he isn't shit.

Idris Elba was great in Luther and that thing that we watched where he was in America doing naughty things, something to do with police and drugs. I can't remember much as I honestly find his appearance so distracting that I wasn't paying much attention to what was going on.

The Wire, is probably the one you are thinking of.

It is.

He was pretty good in The Wire but I hated his character in it.

Like all his mates were 'we gotta sell this crack!' and he's all like 'spreadsheets, brother!'

Nah, I love that. Sexy nerd bad boy.

You can't take Lotus Notes on a conspiracy

64 - Wolfs. Pitt v Clooney in this battle of the fixers. With those two leads you know it'll be full of smugness and plenty of jokes about getting old but this felt like a proper old school movie and was really enjoyable. 4/5

65 - Oddity. Creepy psychic horror which definitely had a sense of menace throughout and a few decent scares. The idea wasn't bad either. I felt a bit let down by how it went and because it's SO ENGLISH, it felt a bit like a play. Pretty good though. 3.5/5

Went to watch "The Substance" at the flicks the other night.

It's a kind of black comedy horror movie, and despite my usual misgivings about horror movies, I really enjoyed this one. The third act goes absolutely batshit crazy and has a couple of scenes that will make all but the most stoic of watchers wince (I'm not good with "body horror", but there was only one scene that I had to look away from, involving )

It might be one of Demi Moore's greatest performances, and I've never seen Margaret Qualley in anything before but she was just as good!

I wanted to watch The Substance but it's already disappeared from my local cinema. One for the high seas when it inevitably arrives.

Smile 2 hits the cinemas in October.

First one proper cacked me up so I'm looking forward to watching it. At home. Under a blanket.

66 - Deadpool and Wolverine. The action was great, nearly all the humour landed and it was a good time. The story was sort of bollocks though and the 'void' setting was a bit tedious. A solid 4/5.

More fims, in a rough order of viewing (and I forgot where I'd got up to with posting about the Tranformers movies so I had to scroll back a bit).

Transformers Age of Extinction The first one with Marky Mark and without Shia LaShia. I can't remember why he wan't in them anymore, and the story of the films didn't seem to really care. Anyway, this one was pretty standard fare really, big CGI clanky robots shooting and punching each other. This is the film where part way through the dinobots show up and wreck shit. An fact, a lot of shit gets wrecked. I find that the plot makes sense as I am following the film, but not long afterwards I have forgotten the detail and find that it doesn't make much sense any more. Quite enjoyable.

Johnny English: reborn not as silly as I was expecting, it was a good fun family movie, and the lovely Rosamund Pike and Gillian Anderson were in it and they are just, well, lovely really. I enjoyed this far more than I thought I would.

Transformers One at the cinema - the kids loved this, I thought it was really good although at times it felt almost painfully modern with the Marvel style sassy humour. I enjoyed seeing the relationship (and breakdown) of the robots that became Optimus and Megatron. A high mark in the series.

Transformers the last knight The second one with Mark Marky and this time they acknowledge that Shia's not in it anymore by showing a picture of him and then basically going 'yeah whatever' and moving on. The story was relatively exciting although it seemed like there was a lot of people-y scenes that went on a bit too long without a giant robot shooting or punching someting, or a big gap between explosions. There were some funny bits (even if they came from naughty words or gestures).

I don't know why they bothered to introduce the decpticon crew by name and with a little 'splash' name on the screen when they got unceremoniously wiped out just a few moments later.

Anthony Hopkins seemed to enjoy the absurdity of it all and hammed it up. I'm very fond of the Hound and Bumblebee characters. Josh Duhamel has nice hair. It did seem a bit long (the film, not Josh's hair).

Remember when I said that after the film, some of the details escape me and I end up a bit unsure of what actually happened? Of course you do, it was just few awkward sentences ago, so here are some examples of what I mean, from this film: where did the dinobots go? Grimlock appeared for some light humour, then a super brief appearance to destroy some cars, then sort of disappeared off screen again. Why weren't they in the big fight at the end? Where did Optimus find the big dragon thing? We've seen transformers on earth at various times in history, but which Transformers were on earth in the beginning, and then medieval times, and then those ones that were in the desert making the tomb to hide the matrix of leadership? Something about the moon and a spaceship, I don't know.

When did Bumblebee learn to completely dismantle himself and re-assemble? What was all that about him being in WWII? Why does Optimus have a cool energy axe and a laser-hook thing in some films but not others? How come Bumblebee couldn't talk, until at the end he could, then seemed like he couldn't again?

This leaves, I think, one last film in the series.





I'm not good with that sort of thing either, so that's a nope from me... although who am I kidding, this was never likely to end up on my list anyways.

I particularly dislike eye or hand injuries, like shrapnel or stabbing.

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes was pretty ace I reckon. It looked reet good too, especially since it was, like, 99% computer graphics. I’m surprised it didn’t get more attention when it came out but maybe Avatar was still around, maybe, I dunno. Anyway, the story wasn’t great but it held my attention and the characters were interesting. And boy did it look nice. Although I was a bit confused by the timeline cause trees were growing on skyscrapers and … actually I can’t remember the other films that well … hang on, how long to apes live for … anyway, it was confusing, but might have been set many years after the ape from the first films death.