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Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 13:49 ] |
Post subject: | Omegle.com |
Imagine an instant messaging website that only ever connects you to strangers. Now imagine using this power for evil. Boom. Some examples: |
Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 13:53 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
But I've got BETEO already. |
Author: | Bobbyaro [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 13:55 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
I was using this the other day, it is funny! Damn, I should have let you know by Twitter, or something. |
Author: | The Rev Owen [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 14:08 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
I just tried it out briefly and believe it connected me to another BeeXer - Quote: You: Hi!
Stranger: hello strange person from the internets You: Do you like ducks? I like ducks. Especially mallards. Stranger: i like steam powered submarines You: They're probably the nearest we'll ever get to being ducks. You: Them and airplanes. Stranger: yes. but you can't feed them bread You: You could put bread in them and pretend they'd eaten it. Stranger: i like your thinking You: I'm wasting my life. You have disconnected. |
Author: | Bobbyaro [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 14:10 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Who could it be? |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 14:12 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
If you get any good ones, screen grab them for the tumblr. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 14:13 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
wow, just chatted to borderline psychopath. Nice. |
Author: | Wullie [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 14:14 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
The Rev Owen wrote: I just tried it out briefly and believe it connected me to another BeeXer - It wasn't who you think it was Quote: You: Hi! Stranger: hello strange person from the internets You: Do you like ducks? I like ducks. Especially mallards. Stranger: i like steam powered submarines You: They're probably the nearest we'll ever get to being ducks. You: Them and airplanes. Stranger: yes. but you can't feed them bread You: You could put bread in them and pretend they'd eaten it. Stranger: i like your thinking You: I'm wasting my life. You have disconnected. Attachment: mallards.jpg
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Author: | Grim... [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 14:16 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Ha! |
Author: | Mr Russell [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 14:22 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Attachment: omegle.jpg
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Author: | MaliA [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 14:38 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Oh. |
Author: | Bobbyaro [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 15:26 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Strangely my company has that website blocked as "proxy service" Edit: MaliA! |
Author: | Curiosity [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 15:32 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Well, this has brightened my Monday afternoon. |
Author: | GazChap [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 16:06 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
I was just disconnected from a chat with a guy. His first word to me, after I said hello, was "tumblrverse". When I asked if that was a type of spin-dryer, he told me it was something called a "blog" and that I "fail at the internet". Having not heard of these blog things before, I asked if it was a type of toilet roll. He then chided me for not knowing what a blog was, and said that I "double fail at the internet", he then disconnected me. |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 16:07 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
I look forward to the other side of gazchap's conversation showing up on tumblr. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 16:16 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Homophobes are fun to play with... Quote: Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I'm not a pheasent plucker! Stranger: no, no your not You: He's my dad Stranger: i'm your dad You: Daddy? *tear* You: I thought you died in the nam! Stranger: i did, now i want your butt Stranger: [ASCI PICTURE OF PAEDOBEAR] You: you can have it, as long as you hold me after Stranger: fgt You: You ARE my daddy Stranger: LMAFO Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Author: | Dr Lave [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 16:22 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Sup You: Dawg Stranger: yo my hoomie You: S'cool Stranger: no, It finished at 3 You: Nah. S'scool. It's Cool. But shortened to be cool. You: S'cool. You: All the cool kids are saying it. You: Here at school. Stranger: are right, why are you saying it then? You: It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is considered the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters. "My dear Mr. Bennet," said his lady to him one day, "have you heard that Netherfield Park is let at last?" Mr. Bennet replied that he had not. "But it is," returned she; "for Mrs. Long has just been here, and she told me all about it." Mr. Bennet made no answer. "Do you not want to know who has taken it?" cried his wife impatiently. "_You_ want to tell me, and I have no objection to hearing it." This was invitation enough. "Why, my dear, you must know, Mrs. Long says that Netherfield is taken by a young man of large fortune from the north of England; that he came down on Monday in a chaise and four to see the place, and was so much delighted with it, that he agreed with Mr. Morris immediately; that he is to take possession before Michaelmas, and some of his servants are to be in the house by the end of next week." "What is his name?" "Bingley." "Is he married or single?" "Oh! Single, my dear, to be sure! A single man of large fortune; four or five thousand a year. What a fine thing for our girls!" "How so? How can it affect them?" "My dear Mr. Bennet," replied his wife, "how can you be so tiresome! You must know that I am thinking of his marrying one of them." "Is that his design in settling here?" "Design! Nonsense, how can you talk so! But it is very likely that he _may_ fall in love with one of them, and therefore you must visit him as soon as he comes." "I see no occasion for that. You and the girls may go, or you may send them by themselves, which perhaps will be still better, for as you are as handsome as any of them, Mr. Bingley may like you the best of the party." "My dear, you flatter me. I certainly _have_ had my share of beauty, but I do not pretend to be anything extraordinary now. When a woman has five grown-up daughters, she ought to give over thinking of her own beauty." "In such cases, a woman has not often much beauty to think of." "But, my dear, you must indeed go and see Mr. Bingley when he comes into the neighbourhood." "It is more than I engage for, I assure you." "But consider your daughters. Only think what an establishment it would be for one of them. Sir William and Lady Lucas are determined to go, merely on that account, for in general, you know, they visit no newcomers. Indeed you must go, for it will be impossible for _us_ to visit him if you do not." "You are over-scrupulous, surely. I dare say Mr. Bingley will be very glad to see you; and I will send a few lines by you to assure him of my hearty consent to his marrying whichever he chooses of the girls; though I must throw in a good word for my little Lizzy." "I desire you will do no such thing. Lizzy is not a bit better than the others; and I am sure she is not half so handsome as Jane, nor half so good-humoured as Lydia. But you are always giving _her_ the preference." "They have none of them much to recommend them," replied he; "they are all silly and ignorant like other girls; but Lizzy has something more of quickness than her sisters." "Mr. Bennet, how _can_ you abuse your own children in such a way? You take delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves." "You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. They are my old friends. I have heard you mention them with consideration these last twenty years at least." "Ah, you do not know what I suffer." "But I hope you will get over it, and live to see many young men of four thousand a year come into the neighbourhood." "It will be no use to us, if twenty such should come, since you will not visit them." "Depend upon it, my dear, that when there are twenty, I will visit them all." Mr. Bennet was so odd a mixture of quick parts, sarcastic humour, reserve, and caprice, that the experience of three-and-twenty years had been insufficient to make his wife understand his character. _Her_ mind was less difficult to develop. She was a woman of mean understanding, little information, and uncertain temper. When she was discontented, she fancied herself nervous. The business of her life was to get her daughters married; its solace was visiting and news. Chapter 2 Mr. Bennet was among the earliest of those who waited on Mr. Bingley. He had always intended to visit him, though to the last always assuring his wife that he should not go; and till the evening after the visit was ... THE ENTIRE TEXT OF PRIDE AND PREDUDJICE CONTINUES ... With the Gardiners, they were always on the most intimate terms. Darcy, as well as Elizabeth, really loved them; and they were both ever sensible of the warmest gratitude towards the persons who, by bringing her into Derbyshire, had been the means of uniting them. Stranger: thanks for that Stranger: why are you quoting me pride and prjudice You: What? Stranger: you just copied and pasted a whole book you nonce |
Author: | MrChris [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 16:24 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
This guy wins at getting first impressions: Attachment: stranger.PNG
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Author: | Dr Lave [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 16:28 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Having a normal conversation and then dropping the entire text of a book from guttenberg is making me laugh to myself like a mad man. I'm finding myself hilarious. Which is messed up. Quote: Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello! Stranger: what do you want? You: What do you do with your life? You: Why are you wasting it away on the internet You: Go outside You: Enjoy the day Stranger: to not sit on here all day talking to tits, why cant you just keep quiet! and i can get on with some work Stranger: what and get blown up! no thanks! You: Exactly CLOSE THIS TAB AND LIVE! You: Blown up are you mental? THough you might get a blow job. Stranger: true i am in soho! Stranger: will you blow me? You: Ha ha. I once went to soho. I'm a detective. Stranger: crap! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 16:29 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Author: | RuySan [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 16:41 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
this is awesome! You: are you stranger? Stranger: i must be Stranger: no i am you Stranger: you are a stranger You: i don't believe you You: i haven't wrote that Stranger: why not? Stranger: you don't listen to strangers? You: because i'm better than that You: only if they offer me candy Stranger: I was just gonna ask you if you wanted a twix You: yes, i do Stranger: I have twix and gummy bears Stranger: yummy You: gummy bears have sugar? You: on the outside? Stranger: of course Stranger: no Stranger: those are sour patch kids prob You: i can't sorry.... Stranger: gummy bears are smooth You: sugar reminds me of dandruff Stranger: I might go to the diner You: eat some poo then Stranger: should I get an omelete or eggs over easy? Stranger: no u You: get some muesli Stranger: what is that? You: muesli snipes You: its an actor Stranger: yeah I'm prob going with the omelte Stranger: vegey om with swiss cheese You: that's disgusting You: i always throw up with omeletes Stranger: and a bagel with cream cheese Stranger: and grits Stranger: white cheddar grits Stranger: and coffee You: eggs are a mixture of an abortion and menstruation Stranger: and OJ Stranger: and they are so yummu Stranger: yummy Stranger: I could eat them every meal of the day Stranger: do you like green eggs and ham? You: I don't like eggs period You: because they are really like period You: like i said Stranger: how old ru? You: i'm aged 666 Stranger: 14? You: no...666 Stranger: guess how old I am? Stranger: no u You: you're a dog Stranger: nope Stranger: I am hot Stranger: you're a douche Stranger: though Stranger: that much is obv Stranger: but I don't mind Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Author: | Dr Lave [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 16:42 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
I just had an amazing one, but I closed the tab! |
Author: | MaliA [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 16:50 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Quote: Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Pistonheads forever!!! You: really? You: the internetwebforum? You: about cars? Stranger: Oh hell yeah. Stranger: You from there to? Stranger: I think we are running riot on this site just now. You: jesus. I read that everyday. it seems to populated by the stupid and the dumb. And is "talk about the relative merits of cars you've never even sat in, will never drive, let alone own" Stranger: Nah, not that bad. Most of the guys on there are for real. In fact, I they sniff out fakes VERY quickly. You: seriously. most threads are: I was driving down the road, when I inexplicably drove into another eprson and it was obviously their fault as I know about Alpinas and what HeelToe is Stranger: Nah mate, not the same site I know and love. You: Most of the posters, I wouldn't let operate a lego set, let alone a 500bhp/tonne machione of death. You: General gassing? Stranger: right... Stranger: and what do you do then? You: Speed, plod and the law? Stranger: or pie and piston. You: I'm a mighty space pirate. Stranger: Oh yeah. A lot of those on today. Stranger: IS there a convention? You: no, they are more guidelines. Stranger: I meant a meeting type convention actually. Like I say, you must be the 20th SPace Pirate I've talked to today. Stranger: Ship in for repair maybe? You: it had a few holes in it, but they got filled with the bodies of people. Stranger: Right. ell, cheaper than welding, obviously. You: luckily, I've nobbled a few toddlers recently, so anyting football sized is easily plugged. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 16:53 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
My first connnection and I'm getting Sherlock Holmes copy/pasted at me |
Author: | MaliA [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 16:55 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
SHC and pistonheads are in on it now. |
Author: | MrChris [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 16:56 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
MaliA wrote: SHC and pistonheads are in on it now. And no-one's mentioned CG yet? |
Author: | Dr Lave [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 16:57 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Doctor Glyndwr wrote: My first connnection and I'm getting Sherlock Holmes copy/pasted at me Ha ha ha! |
Author: | The Rev Owen [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 16:57 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
It seems that most people are chatting in the right spirit. Quote: Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HI You: Hi! Stranger: HI You: Hi! Stranger: WHATS YOUR NAME You: MY NAME IS LEGION FOR WE ARE MANY. Stranger: oh my You: But you can call me Bob. Stranger: oh so your gay You: It's one of the many. You: My gay what? Stranger: I DELIVER MATRESSES FOR A LIVING You: BEST RESPONSE EVER. You have disconnected. |
Author: | MaliA [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 17:04 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
lol, i made it into a thread on another forum. |
Author: | Dr Lave [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 17:13 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
It's makin me behave very strangely. |
Author: | Dr Lave [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 17:18 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Amazing. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 17:28 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
I want Omega 5 II, or Omega 6 I suppose. This thread title keeps reminding me of it. |
Author: | MaliA [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 17:33 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
OK, twice on the pistonheads thread now/ |
Author: | Wullie [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 18:08 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
I am a bad man Quote: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello Stranger: hi Stranger: this is freaking me out You: what's up doc? Stranger: nothing much You: what is? i haven't touched you yet Stranger: it's the yet that's freaking me out You: yeah, well you will talk to strangers on the internet Stranger: true Stranger: it's true You: you're totally asking for it You: lets meet in the park Stranger: I guess Stranger: for some touching? You: i will bring sweets You: and a puppy Stranger: I love both of the above You: good Stranger: not fully convinced however Stranger: what else can you bring? You: why not? You: idk, depends what my mum will let me bring You: i am only 5 You: oh yeah You: i could bring my car Stranger: this is good Stranger: sounds good to me Stranger: OK Stranger: I'll be there Stranger: by the tree You: what time? Stranger: fifteen minutes You: ok Stranger: wait, which park? You: the one round the corner from you You: it will take me 10 minutes to drive there Stranger: yes Stranger: good good Stranger: see you there, sir You: see you soon Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Author: | Nik [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 18:17 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Stranger: please don't be a retard You: ok Stranger: who are you? Stranger: what are you? You: jeff You: you? Stranger: eww Stranger: short of jefferey Stranger: I heard that's a gay name Stranger: are you gay? You: really? i can help you there Stranger: help me where? You: if you're short of jeffrey Stranger: oh Stranger: oops Stranger: typo Stranger: I meant short FOR jeffery Stranger: you know Stranger: the name.. Stranger: FUCK Stranger: that was retarded Stranger: anyway Stranger: hello jeff... You: you sound like an angry puppy Stranger: cool Stranger: my puppy barked when you typed that Stranger: woah Stranger: he can read Stranger: HAHA You: i have installed a trojan in yoru puppy Stranger: jackass You: yoru, yes Stranger: we're competing for greatest american dog :> Stranger: watch us Stranger: OH FUCK You: sorry Stranger: MY GIRL FRIEND GOT NAKED Stranger: ok gotta go You: i told her to You: i control her now You: let's have fun! Stranger: KISS HER PUSSY You: physically difficult... You: unless you remove some of her ribs Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Author: | Da5e [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 18:27 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi! Stranger: heylo You: so, random internet person. how are you? Stranger: im doing fine Stranger: how bout you? You: i cannot complain. well, i can. i'm good at it. but i have no reason to Stranger: what happen? You: somebody set us up the bomb. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Author: | Dr Lave [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 18:31 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Whats the easiest way to upload a bunch of pictures to a tumblr? Can you do batch uploading? |
Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 18:37 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Quote: Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: FIRST TO LEAVE WINS Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 19:34 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Dr Lave wrote: Whats the easiest way to upload a bunch of pictures to a tumblr? Can you do batch uploading? No, and you're better off doing one post per picture too. It makes the like/reblog stuff meaningful.
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Author: | Dr Lave [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 19:37 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Cheers. I've got a nice little idea working away. |
Author: | Dimrill [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 20:16 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Davydd Grimm wrote: Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi! Stranger: heylo You: so, random internet person. how are you? Stranger: im doing fine Stranger: how bout you? You: i cannot complain. well, i can. i'm good at it. but i have no reason to Stranger: what happen? You: somebody set us up the bomb. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Author: | Dr Lave [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 21:02 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
I just made http://doyoubelieveingod.tumblr.com/ 36 people (& counting) asked one question. |
Author: | Cras [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 21:14 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Quote: You: I can't hold it in any more. I love you.
Stranger: You: Tell me you love me too. Stranger: well Stranger: you see Stranger: stranger Stranger: there's... Stranger: someone else You: We can run away together - just you and me Stranger: SOMEONE Stranger: ELSE Stranger: not you You: We'll have beautiful babies You: You can be my stranger in paradise Stranger: oh god you've finally gone delirious You: Delirious for you,darling. Stranger: i Stranger: i can't handle this Stranger: it is so much pressure You: Love can never be pressure. It's a beautiful, natural thing. You: Just give in to it. Give in to me! Stranger: i mean so much pressure Stranger: builtding Stranger: building in my throbbing member Stranger: for you You: Hahaha! You win that one. Stranger: ;D You: Ciao |
Author: | Dr Lave [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 21:32 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Craster, that is amazing. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 21:34 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Dr Lave wrote: Craster, that is amazing. Seconded. |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 21:38 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
I will pimp this for you, Lave. |
Author: | Runcle [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 21:40 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
ha I like that lave, on a similar idea, what about trying to find some link between youa dn the stranger your talking to. Like it could be your friend or relative you have in a similar area to them that know this band and so on, or even like a link to you over the internet other than the chat obviously. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 21:43 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Quote: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: I'm a bot Stranger: do u have a robot vagina> Stranger: ? You: tell me about your mother Stranger: u first You: i love your mother You: she's hot Stranger: me too Your conversational partner has disconnected. Yuk, yuk, yuk... |
Author: | Dimrill [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 21:46 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
You need to pimp that over at b3ta, Lave. You'll get in the newsletter with that or my NAEM is not Anne Frank. |
Author: | Dr Lave [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 21:49 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Omegle.com |
Thanks guy. Going to have to let it rest till tomorrow as I got a warning that they had complaints & will ban my ip address for what I've been posting if I continue. Maybe the similar first line triggered a spam filter... Also, thats a good idea runcle, but envolves giving out too much person info for my liking. |
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