Be Excellent To Each Other

This. I've always used chav to mean "mindless, ignorant, aggressive cunt". It annoys me when, for instance, a girl I know is described as a chav simply because she has cacky taste and is loud and a bit dim (she's young, apart from anything else, so will probably grow out of a lot of it), because though she may be annoying, she's a pretty sweet person at heart and if given a chance is smarter than people think. One of my old neighbours, too, dressed and talked and boozed in a manner that would terrify middle-class parents everywhere, but he's not a bad kid, just thick and too weak-willed to question the herd. Some of his mates are gleefully violent pricks, however, and I wouldn't argue if someone called them chavs.

It's come to be used as "ugh, look at their clothes and hear the way they speak. These people are clearly chavs and must be sterilised", though. This is annoying, and I just don't bother using it anymore to avoid the confusion - I much prefer "slack-jawed aggro fuckwit".

I really don't like baseball caps, though. Burberry or not, they just look crappy and pointless.

Also, opinions can be wrong. Anything less is just cultural relativism and utter bollocks - of course an opinion can be wrong, otherwise everything is as true as everything else, which is just patently ridiculous on anything but an abstract meta-wank level.

In other judging people on their appearance news, you can tell "easy" men and women from their faces.

Now that's science that I can understand!

Anything you shoplift that might fall through your pockets will stay in, and your trackie bottoms are less likely to snag on stuff when you're jumping over fences when running from the filth.

When I was an undergrad we did a biology experiment where we had to rate teh attractiveness of photos from 1 through 10. The same woman ALWAYS came out top. We were never allowed to rate each other in a scientific manner though, but other experiments were done after the nghtclubs shut I am sure.

Aye. Putting aside 'chav' interests and tastes, there still seems to be a particularly dangerous* group of nitwits with serious chips on their shoulders about anybody who isn't exactly like them, and seem to think that others are 'letting the country down' by getting their arses to school, or not getting their arses to the barber's. I've personally experienced these drongos turning to venomous, hateful (albeit half-incoherent) verbal abuse and violence as quickly as a confused Rottweiler maims an unfortunate toddler.

*In the ideological sense.