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Once a day, in the mid-morning at work

There are 8 of them, apparently. Ranked 167,220 on the list of "most common surnames in the UK".

I poo once a day, but I'm weird (say my chums) as I only wee twice a day (when I get up, and just before bed (also - poo time!)). Different if I'm on the beer, obv.

I probably wee about 8-10 times a day as I drink so much water.

How would you get anything done if you go for a leak 8-10 times a day?

Well, as stated above, once fresh out of bed, once after work and again before bed.

My post count is proof that I get plenty done.

I have a slash at least 5 times a day, I'd say.

I'm with DP. 1 when I get up, 1 at work at some point, and 1 when I go to bed.

Is it the same colour as Lucozade, then? You must be really dehydrated.

3 double penetrations a day is too much.

I think he means poo. If that's Lucozade colour, you're really fucked!

Not in the least. Your recommended water intake from all sources including food is '8 glasses', Even calling these half-pint glasses, that's 4 pints. The average bladder can hold about 2 pints, plus you lose a fair bit of water via aspiration.

Two pints? Mine holds more like one. It's rubbish.

Get a man to blow down the exit hole to enlarge it.

Indeed, I think this is more likely - you have a rubbish bladder.

Although I managed to sit through the whole of Watchmen without going for a piss after having two pints of beer. I think that's because I made sure I didn't move a muscle and everything downstairs went numb.

I hope this thread makes Beteo Weekeo. Next up: how much does your spunk weigh?

for some reason, I have an amazing capacity for water or any soft drink, but anything alcoholic and my bladder shrinks to the size of Josef Friztzel's 'Family values' gland.

And most of which you get from your food anyway, partiuclarly if you eat plenty of fruit and veg. Do not drink the Kool-Aid!

Wow, I'm in the myp camp of regular pissing. I'd never survive going just 2-3 times a day. I do drink an obscene amount of water each day though.

I normally go for a good hardy poo once or twice a day. More than that and I start to worry about what I've been eating.

I think this is my favourite thread in quite some time! Videogames and cars are so 2008 darling.

Get used to it. in about9 weeks time, wee and poo will be dominating your life, and games and cars will be a thing of the past...

Malc

Heh, I have been informed to be grateful that I'm having a daughter as at least she won't be able to piss in my face whilst changing her nappy.

All that's made up for when my son doesn't bring home his twenty year old boyfriend aged 14.

Well, he'd fucking better not.

About 9 months later at least 6lb 3oz, if you are unlucky.

12lb 8oz if you're my mum. UNLUCKY, MA!

Better.

Wee x 15 (I pee a LOT)
Poops x 1-5 depending on how I feel

#105 in the 'things you wished you didn't know'

FTFY

Heh

I dont understand how anyone can poo more than once a day...you must eat "shitloads" since surely the only thing youre shitting is the stuff you dont need?

As for the washing the hands question...I prefer just not to get shit on them.

Crohns

It's not particularly the amount, rather than what it was you eat. Red meat sticks to your guts, bran flakes and prunes floosh out.

I figured it this morning.

Y'see, I shower in the mornings. I get up, dump, wash hands brush teeth and then shower.

I suppose it's the idea of brushing my teeth without washing that compels me.

It would do if I were in charge.