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Author:  Kern [ Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:46 ]
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Did you get to play / see it?
Baconboobs were so, so much better.
Y .

[TWO BEATS]

I'm not talking banana skins and coke cans, but there certainly was some fluff.

[BEAT, then with emphasis]

Do it at work.


(added performance directions)

Author:  Kern [ Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:47 ]
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The last verse of my next hit country ballad:

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We can keep him clean and warm and loved.
I'm preparing for this by playing the original Fallout.
We are soon going on a long, long flight.
I'll send you a link, bit of a minefield.
Yep, and she didn't block me last night.
We just opened an old bottle of Talisker.
I will see what the fuss is tonight.
VI I can see the argument, though I disagree.


(I'm done now. Thank you and good night)

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Oct 08, 2015 13:26 ]
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He never laughed.
is that Ashens?

They have chains.
Two kids enter.
Compulsory mouth guards.

Short Shleeved Shirts!
You owe me an evening.
I'm not going.

That's truly breath-taking.
I would be livid.

How we laughed.
Something scummy this way comes.

Beauty

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Oct 08, 2015 15:08 ]
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I think I've nailed it.

poetry3.1.php

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Oct 08, 2015 15:10 ]
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In terms of not escalating matters, probably not.
FUT has been fine so far, but I haven't done a lot.
Yeah, and not in a good way.
From 150 miles away!


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Reading Zenith on my magic tablet with an eldritch comic reading app.
Why are you playing a game that's widely regarded as being total crap?
Bear in mind it's the Metro.
Ireland votes on this tomorrow.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu Oct 08, 2015 15:12 ]
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Some things will be swapped out, others not.
I hear the fatality scenes are a bit OTT.

That is horrendous.
And the darkness.
I'm into that.
Good work, Sat.

Sadly it doesn't mean that our generation is free from racists and sexists.
For those still interested, the Mac version is released later today (12th May).

Author:  Bamba [ Thu Oct 08, 2015 15:13 ]
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That last couplet is interesting, I wonder if it's the bracket that's confusing it?

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Oct 08, 2015 15:15 ]
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Sexists and parenthesis rhyme ;)

Author:  Bamba [ Thu Oct 08, 2015 15:15 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Sexists and parenthesis rhyme ;)


I was trying it with 'bracket' but that makes more sense.

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Oct 08, 2015 15:20 ]
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Or go to beef.
See also: Chief.
Little Jackie Paper.
Also, Dr Pepper!
Oh, that was from weeks ago.
Home Brew Chicken Bum a go go!

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Oct 08, 2015 15:56 ]
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Haha!

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Ignore the not connected page.
Better not cool that NICKACHU RAGE.
Did you get hit by an arrow?
I'm sorry, I don't do retro.

Author:  Findus Fop [ Thu Oct 08, 2015 16:13 ]
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This thingamajig is really bloody excellent. Hats off to Grim...

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No, they were rubbish.
They are all Polish!
Like JR Hartley forlornly searching for his book.
The Astronauts Wives Club is worth a look.

Author:  Malc [ Thu Oct 08, 2015 16:36 ]
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Maybe the big ones are overpowered.
Especially the SR71 Blackbird.
Two of us, n00bs, versus two level 60-80 types.
An Airbus A320 has gone down in the Alps.


Sinister

Author:  Mimi [ Thu Oct 08, 2015 17:08 ]
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Happy Birthday, oh ghost munching chum.
But you knew that cause you are a silly bum.
You should turn up and play as you.
I really love it on the Wii U.
Not seen him yet but I'm sure he'll be on the twitters etc.
And also, I am going to try and get a decent camera.
I am watching Penny Dreadful, and it is pretty good.
I would say PS4 but I'm a graphics whore, so I would.

Author:  Malc [ Thu Oct 08, 2015 17:42 ]
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Tried all that crap, nothing made any difference.
Does anyone else's employer take this stance?
Be the troll on the forum.
He just seems so awesome.

Author:  TheVision [ Thu Oct 08, 2015 20:00 ]
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Although the former has less to lose.
Dude, do you have any motor screws?
Mind blowing video, what an awesome place to live, man.
I shall be watching as much of this as I possibly can.
This is definitely informative; thanks so much.

As such, and only then as a ratio.
The blue one has a better stereo.
What if they'd raised the steaks?
Markg famously hates clocks.


This is brilliant Grim... I'm saving the site as a favourite.

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Oct 08, 2015 20:11 ]
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Well done, Grim...!

Bloody ace stuff.
They talk some guff.
It was like a really boring map in a brilliant video game.
I've played almost all the zombies and they're very much the same.
I don't even think he got the joke.
My mum was right about internet folk.

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:26 ]
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If that makes sense.
Let the shitshow commence.
The drift car is 'bullet' connectors.
Perhaps one of JC's 4k jobbers.
Plane crash mystery solved.
And it needs to be resolved.
Craster would totally pick you up from the airport.
Pretty sure the original MGS got a PC port.


Craster would pick someone up after a solved plane crash? Hmmmm.

Author:  Cras [ Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:26 ]
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Gotta tidy up those lose ends

Author:  Morte [ Mon Oct 12, 2015 13:21 ]
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This is properly impressive stuff. :blown:

Gold star for Grim...

Author:  myp [ Mon Oct 12, 2015 13:37 ]
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Morte wrote:
This is properly impressive stuff. :blown:

Gold star for Grim...

That one's rubbish.

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Jul 04, 2016 9:39 ]
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Very fertile ground, there.
Is Bear Grylls' name really Bear?
And I was really taken by surprise.
Well it's certainly a decent size!


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That tank is enormous!
It's unforgiveable and shameless.
I can't work out if I'm supposed to be outraged or not.
A week later some little scrote had wrecked the whole lot.

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jul 04, 2016 10:17 ]
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Those are both excellent.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Mon Jul 04, 2016 11:09 ]
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BEAR GRYLLS!

Author:  Warhead [ Wed Jul 06, 2016 0:03 ]
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How did the date go?
Like five years ago.
It's a neat little feature.
Yes, it's the entire launcher.

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:58 ]
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Pew pew pew!
I warned you.
It's on Amazon Prime.
Will do next time.
I mean, where's all the sepia?
CURIO WHAT IS HOMOPHOBIA?
Not that that changes anything.
Mimi, this changes everything.

Author:  TheVision [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 11:03 ]
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Here's mine... Funnily enough, first try and I get my name in it!

Is there anything you don't like about it, Vision?
Been in a right foul mood today for no reason.
I don't think destroying civic property is, either.
We could end up violently agreeing with one another.
Laundry update: the musty smell has gone!
At home I'm trying to get through Horizon: Zero Dawn.
Where's the best place to buy PC's from these days?
Are you suggesting it should have two hard drive bays?

Author:  Mr Russell [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 11:07 ]
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Is that Grim.
Millenials love him.
Raw celery can get in the fucking bin, you monster.
Doesn't it make you a Coke guzzling pizza eater?

Author:  Kern [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 11:07 ]
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More a motto than a poem, but I quite like this:

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They're very nice, but the most unhealthy thing on the planet.
No, we should be angry.

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 11:08 ]
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If you come home with unfired torpedoes you're doing spaceships wrong.
I haven't completed yet but I'm told it's not that long.
Ahhhh fannyburgers I had it set to Private instead of Unlisted.
I'm working from home this afternoon so that's that sorted.

Author:  markg [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 11:16 ]
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Get a time machine?
The channels I mean.
Has her cat died?
Only on the inside.

Author:  Kern [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 11:21 ]
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Buzzsaw that cuts through Zeds, and shoots (re-usable) saw blades?
I've always found Tinkers Rucksack to be reliable for adventure holidays.
I like the creativity and originality more than the humour I think.
I don't understand the whole buying games but never playing them thing.

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 11:24 ]
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Though I am now considering cheese then beans THEN MOAR CHEESE.
The brighter the body choice the easier it'll be to find in trees.
And attacked by a shark.
That looks good Mark.
I like kickass women movies, more of these please.
Derby train station smells like mushy peas.

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 11:32 ]
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markg wrote:
Get a time machine?
The channels I mean.
Has her cat died?
Only on the inside.

I like that one

Author:  Malc [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 11:36 ]
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So what was this about anyway, is everything ok?
I think the Hollywood one is going to be okay.
Sorry to hear that, man.
Euro: FUCK YOUR PLAN!
What will it fail on this year?
Has anyone ever put tea in beer.

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 11:58 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
markg wrote:
Get a time machine?
The channels I mean.
Has her cat died?
Only on the inside.

I like that one

Me too, it's superb.

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 12:47 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
Though I am now considering cheese then beans THEN MOAR CHEESE.
The brighter the body choice the easier it'll be to find in trees.
And attacked by a shark.

That looks good Mark.
I like kickass women movies, more of these please.
Derby train station smells like mushy peas.

:D

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 13:02 ]
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This is a good thing.
I'll get my string.
I bought it in this very sale.
Hopped american style ale.

Author:  Malc [ Tue Aug 22, 2017 13:25 ]
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I also think that it's a brilliant name.
I can't make head or tails of the online game.
So that has explained that.
Back to extreme rugby chat.
How do you get that jet in the game?
Even better, we get to pick a name!
How did ya'll get to the temple on the snowy peak?
I still use Paint several times a week.
Anyway, it's not half as bad as reviewers made out upon release.
Months up front is fairly cheeky on a 24 month lease.

Author:  Findus Fop [ Tue Aug 22, 2017 13:38 ]
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Malc wrote:
Quote:
I also think that it's a brilliant name.
I can't make head or tails of the online game.
So that has explained that.
Back to extreme rugby chat.
How do you get that jet in the game?
Even better, we get to pick a name!
How did ya'll get to the temple on the snowy peak?
I still use Paint several times a week.
Anyway, it's not half as bad as reviewers made out upon release.
Months up front is fairly cheeky on a 24 month lease.


I can imagine Chuck D rapping that.

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Jan 26, 2018 14:12 ]
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http://www.pnreview.co.uk/cgi-bin/scribe?item_id=10090

POW!

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Dec 14, 2018 16:10 ]
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New and improved for Christmas!

https://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/ ... try3.2.php

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He'll love it.
That is shit.
Assuming you don't screw it up like I did in above video.
You probably meant to link something, Curio.


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Which is near a 52 week high.
Still not the wiser, but hi.
Most of you are wrong.
Also: Fucking long.


Quote:
What if you grind up the Dog Shit Fairy?
Will I still understand the story?
DEFEATED by the Mrs Hearthly boss!
Still haven't lost a hoss.
I have Weezer's Buddy Holly and Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise* on cassette.
I haven't even started American God's yet!
I'm glad you came last year as we shared a room.
To be fair, your car was built in the early 90s I assume?

Author:  Cras [ Fri Dec 14, 2018 16:11 ]
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If you sing the last one to "What shall we do with the drunken sailor" it's amazing.

Author:  Curiosity [ Fri Dec 14, 2018 17:00 ]
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It's that strong manly jaw Kern.
That took an unexpected turn.
I used this pic.
Man, Kratos is a dick.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Dec 14, 2018 18:17 ]
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Cras wrote:
If you sing the last one to "What shall we do with the drunken sailor" it's amazing.

Feature request: modify the script to fit the measure of popular songs.

Author:  Grim... [ Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:35 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Cras wrote:
If you sing the last one to "What shall we do with the drunken sailor" it's amazing.

Feature request: modify the script to fit the measure of popular songs.

Fuck. Do you have any idea how complicated it already is?

Author:  Mr Dave [ Sat Dec 15, 2018 10:41 ]
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No.

Author:  Grim... [ Sat Dec 15, 2018 12:42 ]
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A little.

Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:55 ]
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Of course, it won't fit as the poles are quite long.
Are you doing all this work or are you doing this thread wrong?
That's tonight's viewing sorted.
This is most unexpected.
Tie bells to the kids!
It just never ends.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:56 ]
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Kids and ends? That's not great.

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