It certainly does Zardoz.
Dressed as a Stewardess.
It is fabulous.

Is it worth adding the link to the 2.0 version into the first post?

The debate on what people prefer is highly subjective.
It was called McPony and was about a seaside detective.

Yes, it's the reception.
It means slipping arsenic into the water supply isn't an option.
Oh the excitement.
In the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-basement.
But not for a reacharound.
And shuffling cabinet ministers around?

I agree with both Curiosity and Craster, annoyingly.
and cities can bombard attackers.
I know, I was laughing manically!
Heard anything from Amazon, Cras?
I said shameless capitalist.
I can't remember, to be honest.
My offices are closed.
Wow, Dav, way to wreck Wednesday.
It most certainly won't be a Microsoft decision.
Beexbot has taken over Squirt already!
He should have also set a secret question.
Look at somewhere like Florida.
Work experience is invaluable.
I did at first!
no offline modes available?
I agree with Curiosity.

I'd rather smell of wee than be a goat vivisectionist.
Pootling away at a few bits but not with any intensity.
Warhead: good luck getting all that sorted out, sounds mental!
I wish A-level Biology taught important information like that, incidentally.
I am writing to both shop head office and Duracell.
You're tuned to WRZL!

I know I was quiet last week, but I was customer sites.
I really should know who Richard Littlejohn actually is by now.
Any of our roleblockers who may have switched targets last night care to tell us who they blocked on night 1?
Has anyone got any anakin?
I feel like I've kind of missed the (Moray Star)boat.
BTW, so far, excellent game, chaps and chapesses!

Welcome Pickford Bros!
Helloez to Alarm, Malabars.
for Long-distance PERKIES!
Yeah, that works.

This is am frustrating.
This could be irritating.
Flis, what do you thing?
Already did it, I think.
I'll go and press the button.
I told them davspaz was a bad'un.

I need to read rules)?
Everyone should have their roles.
So, lets get this right.
I thought it was alright.
Yawny yawny cunt cunt.
Have a lovely weekend.

I am 1337 |-|/\><><0®

(Does it give anything away?)

Short and sweet, see?

It seems good sir, that we are in complete agreement on this point.
There's a quote button for a reason, people!
What kind of sore throat is it?
Yeah, my work colleague said I should have stuck with it too.
Vettels glum face after the race was a joy to see.

I've got chocolate all over my bum.
"That's what you get, smarty pants,"
said my mum.


Short and sweet, see?

Err - is this pulling data from the dead thread - if so it might not be wise to have around ?

Brother still exist?
Lord of the bloody Clones.
So it is racist.
I need to start doing meal plans.
That sounds spectacular.
I didn't spot it either.
What is your favourite colour?
Did my post go into the ether?
Mods: Please reboot Kern.
Nintendo, you soft sods.
Children of the corn?
Watch out for asbestos!
A nightmare to remove.
Has Bobbyaro ever been quoted?
The one I posted is Rainy Etude by Leonid Afremov.
In fact, I'm now conflicted.

Nice tatts, Chris.
Wullie was right!
And angry people in wheelchairs.
Echofon is alright.
Since last series in fact.
Curse you Curiosity!
Is it really that fucked!
Kill him first.

I'm certainly glad I don't have Australian kids.
The previous occupants of our house had cats.
Red means you too, you fuckers.
Oh, either will work, of course.
Nice easy day on Sun perfect!
It's sounding terrible in fact.
Really neat idea, very well executed.
James Bond and the Queen was unexpected.
but other than that I'm clueless.
And yes, a little later than seven days lols!

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/forum/poetry.php

Now with bangin' rhymes and shizzle!
poetry2.0.php (aabb)
poetry2.1.php (abab)

Kissyfur has no excuse.
You're so fucking sexy.
That looks great!
The girl on the left looks scared.
Also: I hate ants.
People using bare hands!

Simon was right about Boyband.
It should all be banned.
Perhaps you should stop buying iPhones?
I'm surrounded by fannies.

Works a treat.
Engage the Darkbeast.
I have pre-ordered.
Ed was the best.
I assume that is yours.
He enforced moonlighting?
Middle-aged in forum years.
Well worth doing.

Old Men Dancing were acebest.
Amazing video, and I wish you both all the best.
Those tatties were fake tatties.
Tatties is a terrible word to use for tits.
Finesse is for fannies.
Not for grown-up phones.
It's bloomin hard!
It warms my heart.

He's most notable for running a successful computer games company into the ground.
Sure - but that's what happens with comments on the internet.
Yes the visuals are amazing, but you have to mention the sound design.
So laughter IS the best medicine!
Although it has a dub to rival Symphony of the night.
Get the beers in Mark, we're partying hard tonight!

Well your face didn't start off brilliant.
I found both pretty dull, to be honest.
Whoever played the big man was excellent.
It's not worth the minor hassle you've experienced.
but i cant read the text.
It’s a Citron, I think.
They'll add a dialog wheel next.
Yep, that's the best thing.
I think that's the main downside.
Well now I'm just aroused.
Someone ring me if its announced.
You read it here first!
It is shaping up wonderfully.
Kissyfur has no excuse.
No silenced sniper rifle?
You know what sucks?

You really don't.
Do not understand.
Curiosity is no The Vision.
Thanks also, TheVision!
They're rather, uh, promiscuous.
Was he rude about things that are not physics?

How much is copyright?
That's can't be right.
Seems everyone has early access.
I have the formula for success!

That account says it's a parody.
That's the best kind of Java support.

You clearly have been playing snap against weak opposition.
I am massively conflicted over the assisted dying question.
I am interested in playing on Steam.
We're lucky to have you here to impart such wisdom.
Better than the other way round!
With gelled up Mali in the foreground.
Had these men yet committed a crime?
Haha, just wanted to beat Grim.

My forthcoming entry to the next slam event at a hispter open-mic night:

Also rhyming Steam with wisdom

I never even realised it attempted to rhyme stuff, I thought it just picked random sentences. That's quite impressive, even though it's execution is somewhat lacking at times.

Your mum missed the joke.
Your mums moist vulva.
Your mum is my twitter.
Your mum is a human infinite feedback loop!
Your mum's an actuary.
Your Mums I hope.
Your mum is far too easy.
Your mum's overdone.
Your mum's a meatloaf.
Your Mum does it implicitly on all ventricles.

Your Mum gives the worst, but we all go back for more.
Your Mum's had 16x9 portions.
Your Mum did.
Your mum' jokes violate the Golden Rule of Internet posting.
Your mum is average.
Your Mum fixed my laptop.
Your mum didn't want to.
Your Mum's too tedious.
Your mum is a non-existant bag.
Your mum?
Your mum hasn't.
Your Mum's Scandinavian.
Your Mum's.