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Author:  MrChris [ Fri Sep 17, 2010 14:40 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
When was I 99% correct? PERSONAL BEST.
Author:  zaphod79 [ Fri Sep 17, 2010 14:43 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
When was I 99% correct? PERSONAL BEST.


And of course it all depends on who said it :

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=6270&p=459908&hilit=Chris+is+99%25+correct.#p459908
Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 13:02 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Quote:
How have the investigations been going?
Imagine the worst hangover, ever, for many weeks.
Masonry bits will help to an extent, but and SDS drill will make it a doddle.
I've seen many other ones similar to Riles' already.
Get a grip!


Grim..., can you make it so every other line rhymes?
Author:  Grim... [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 13:06 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Zardoz wrote:
Grim..., can you make it so every other line rhymes?

I could use soundex, or something. It'd take a while, though.
Author:  Alarm [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 15:33 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Quote:
I have absolutely no idea what this is about.
See you in a couple of hours.
Very useful.
I meant anything that offers similar functionality.
We had a lovely time.
The bear is called Bungle.
Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 15:35 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
I had chicken pox when I was 18.
Sadly got it wrong on day 4 (I wasn't able to investigate anyone else due to the doctor protecting me), and then when I finally did investigate I chose the gun nut.
It certainly does.
Author:  kalmar [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 15:42 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
MAFIA SPOILZ!
Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 15:44 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
kalmar wrote:
MAFIA SPOILZ!


Yeah, it seems to be able to look in the dead thread, even though the search function cannot.
Author:  Grim... [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 16:02 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Haha. They're not that spoiley :)
Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Nov 24, 2010 13:06 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Quote:
Nice one Pete, it deserves to go public that shot.
Obviously they hate HDR too.
Hang on.
Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Nov 24, 2010 13:08 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Quote:
I'm going for a draw.
Excellent it is.
That said, I agree with Malc.
Beware of fakes though.
Author:  zaphod79 [ Wed Nov 24, 2010 14:33 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Quote:
She'd stalk you FROM SPACE.
Damn!
I also hope that everyone is reporting people with swasticas on their playercards.
See you in a couple of hours.
Did the whole lot not come out of the back, where the cable goes in?


Quote:
Buy my MX-5, Chris.
I could be tempted by PLOP, certainly the zombie mode I played on it once was great fun.
It's his living, so I can't fault him for that.
Carpet's going down anyway, if this fucker ever turns up.
We have it good these days.
Author:  Grim... [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 20:33 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Quote:
left car key in car door from 1600 yesterday to 3 minutes ago.
And we STILL haven't played co-op!
I DEMAND MOD TRASPARENCY.
Author:  Grim... [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 21:36 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
OMFG POETRY 2.0!

Quote:
Heh, they're good Grim.
Chocolate swirly ice cream.
Who's is the Subway station?
what a fucked up situation.
That would not be An Good Thing.
Can't say I've seen her in anything.


Quote:
Seriously though, the cut scenes are fucking infuriating.
Don't tell Dimrill but I work in marketing.
It will make more sense as you go along.
I mean, since you haven't been there that long.


That took far more effort than you could possibly imagine, and it's not that good :S
Author:  Bobbyaro [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 21:59 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Quote:
Please make amends.
Your all cunts.
It won't rust.
Jesus jumping Christ.

Quote:
I don't know what you were wanting to spend.
Oh my fuck Tony Blair is getting properly pwned.
Are there any games out between now and Christmas?
I have started typing and deleting so many times.
Your cardigans suck and you're shit at wanking.
It's sort of the opposite of quitting smoking.



I broke it.
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
Code:
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            [0] => Taken just this afternoon!
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            [3] => 4
            [4] => RNN
            [5] => 64
            [6] => 2550
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)

Array
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            [3] => 12
            [4] => NRL
            [5] => 150
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            [0] => Are those tips for cheevos or tips for the game in general?
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            [4] => NRL
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    [1] => Array
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            [0] => Similarly, I needed an NCR uniform to sneak onto the monorail.
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    [2] => Array
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            [0] => Usually the comparison to any chuckle sibling causes adequate offence!
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            [4] => NRL
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            [6] => 5311
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        (
            [0] => Similarly, I needed an NCR uniform to sneak onto the monorail.
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            [2] => MNRL
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            [0] => Usually the comparison to any chuckle sibling causes adequate offence!
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    [3] => Array
        (
            [0] => I wanted to eat it though, so not stupid fancy.
            [1] => fancy
            [2] => FNS
            [3] => 10
            [4] => FNS
            [5] => 169
            [6] => 6508
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    [4] => Array
        (
            [0] => Needed a sudden looming creeper at the end.
            [1] => end
            [2] => ENT
            [3] => 8
            [4] => ENT
            [5] => 107
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            [0] => Are those tips for cheevos or tips for the game in general?
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            [2] => JNRL
            [3] => 12
            [4] => NRL
            [5] => 150
            [6] => 5311
        )

    [1] => Array
        (
            [0] => Similarly, I needed an NCR uniform to sneak onto the monorail.
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            [2] => MNRL
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            [4] => NRL
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            [6] => 5834
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            [0] => I wanted to eat it though, so not stupid fancy.
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    [4] => Array
        (
            [0] => But, she was an attractive female doctoress.
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            [2] => TKTRS
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Are those tips for cheevos or tips for the game in general?
Similarly, I needed an NCR uniform to sneak onto the monorail.
Usually the comparison to any chuckle sibling causes adequate offence!
I wanted to eat it though, so not stupid fancy.
But, she was an attractive female doctoress.
John Lewis price match big Internet stores.
Author:  Grim... [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 22:01 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Nah, you just happened to hit it as I was testing something.
Teaching computers to rhyme is really tricky (as is counting syllables).
Author:  Malabelm [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 22:11 ]
Post subject: 
:DD Good work, Grim...

Quote:
Sky plus remote.
bloody hell, Grim.
I liek icecream.
And don't call me Shirley.
FUCK YOU CHERYL!
Happy birthday Joans!
Fucking recessive genes.
Your winky is understated.
Yeah think server deaded.
Author:  Malabelm [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 22:13 ]
Post subject: 
Best two lines ever:

Quote:
That's a bit harsh on Craster.
Can't we just kill the pastor?
Author:  Grim... [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 22:15 ]
Post subject:  Re:
Malaboob wrote:
:DD Good work, Grim...

Quote:
Sky plus remote.
bloody hell, Grim.
I liek icecream.
And don't call me Shirley.
FUCK YOU CHERYL!
Happy birthday Joans!
Fucking recessive genes.
Your winky is understated.
Yeah think server deaded.

Sometimes it seems to throw an extra line in for no reason (the first one, in this case).
HMM.
Author:  Malabelm [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 22:17 ]
Post subject: 
I cut the first line out there, as it was a mess.
Author:  Malabelm [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 22:18 ]
Post subject: 
Quote:
Mali wears the tutu in that relationship.
Whatever happened to Great British workmanship?
It might work but you need to be careful.
Got a nice night vision scope on my rubbish rifle.
Author:  Grim... [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 22:47 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Quote:
Although tearing myself away from Super Meat Boy could be hard.
Did we solve the mystery of the Phantom Warp Point Setter?
Did you hear about the French film called The Horde?
Unless the hive mind can think of something better?


If you'd rather have a sonnet style of rhyming (ie. a-b-a-b rather than a-a-b-b), use this page.
Author:  Cras [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 22:54 ]
Post subject: 
Incredible. Look at what you can get done when you're not having a housewarming party!
Author:  Grim... [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 22:58 ]
Post subject:  Re:
Your mum still came over.
Author:  Grim... [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 23:15 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
And here's one that I won't be telling you all the URL for, because it spanks the database all the way to Hell...

Quote:
Your mum would recognise that nipple anywhere.
Your Mum meows for camera.
Your mum does everything.
Your mum overheats in bed, particularly when pillow flipping.
Your Mum is utterly awesome.


Quote:
Your Mum is your parent.
Your mum's excited etc.
Your mum's fat hoop is a man with your face.
Your Mum was an in-joke when I was at high school.
Your mum built my hot rod.
Your Mum's a spoiler.


There weren't enough to make ones that rhyme :(
Author:  Bobbyaro [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:26 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
can you make it do limericks?
Author:  Bobbyaro [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:28 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
This just doesn't rhyme:? :DD

Quote:
What are you, stupid?
You should have two - input and boost/output.
Could have been *very* nasty.
I remain to be convinced.
Author:  Grim... [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:48 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Bobbyaro wrote:
can you make it do limericks?

No, that would involve counting syllables.

Bobbyaro wrote:
This just doesn't rhyme:? :DD
Quote:
What are you, stupid?
You should have two - input and boost/output.
Could have been *very* nasty.
I remain to be convinced.

I can see why it thought stupid and output went together. Fuck knows about nasty and convinced, though.
Author:  Grim... [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:53 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Quote:
That and lots of challenges.
we finally managed to get it affixed.
Are there no Orphanages?
Also, accept my fucking Xbox friend request.

:D

Quote:
It should clearly be a spreadsheet.
As his wife suggested, funerals kind of aren't.
It's a three bedroom semi-detached.
I'm sandwiched between Nervous Pete and Malabar Front.
Author:  Malc74 [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:31 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Oh my, this is fucking awesome.

Quote:
Some fake doll boobies.
What do you do now Malaboobs?
I'll never understand the policy on bus heating.
You appear to have missed off Christmas pudding.
Author:  Malc74 [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:34 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
One more before bedtime (I love the last 2 lines).
Quote:
I'm almost certain it won't).
Seriously though, get whatever car you want.
Makes for a subservient workforce.
Fun Fact Mince Pie Lovers.
More violence first.
Jesus jumping Christ.
Work starts Monday.
In the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-basement.
Author:  kalmar [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:39 ]
Post subject:  Beautiful Beex Poetry
:D
Author:  Nemmie [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:20 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
I only got four lines in the sonnet style version but I like them.
Quote:
You'd be surprised.
WHAT ARE YOU BUILDING?
Jesus fucking Christ.
That is indeed irritating.
Author:  Grim... [ Mon Dec 13, 2010 14:23 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Oddly, doing this has just enabled me to get an eight-letter word in WordFued against Nickachu :D
Author:  Satsuma [ Mon Dec 13, 2010 14:51 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Quote:
Perkies: a porn star for every occasion.
I think that's a massive over-simplification.
I suspect there will be confusion and possible derision.
moreof the same, doesthat mean it'slike the iphone version?


Great stuff.
Author:  Cras [ Mon Dec 13, 2010 14:54 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Incredible
Author:  Mimi [ Mon Dec 13, 2010 15:27 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Hoist the mains'l!
flis could be flinsel?
A Squirt in a manger?
My Mo is ginger!
Speaking of Miranda Hart.
That would gladden your scummy heart.
Author:  Grim... [ Mon Dec 13, 2010 15:28 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
That one properly rhymes. Either you got fucking lucky, or it's the best bits of about eight pasted together.
Author:  Mimi [ Mon Dec 13, 2010 15:45 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
No, it originally had two more lines on the bottom, though, which did not rhyme, so I cut those off.
Author:  Cras [ Mon Dec 13, 2010 15:45 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Brilliant. I can imagine a proper old-school rapper doing that.
Author:  Mimi [ Mon Dec 13, 2010 15:49 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Actually, I think it works better with just the four top lines, only because Hart/Heart rhyme offends my artistic sensibilities and doesn't fit the meter :p
Author:  Malc [ Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:02 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Quote:
http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/forum/poetry2.1.php


Oh shit, that had a poem in, and it was excellent, Grim.... can you not put a "post to Poetry thread" button on there, for idiots like me who can't copy and paste?

Thanks

Malc
Author:  Malc [ Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:04 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Quote:
I loved wrestling, and I loved video games.
I think the multiplayer on Tuesday night helped.
See how PES turns out when the postie comes.
a michael jackson mmo being developed.
She did mention your genital hygiene problems.
I need to renew soons.
In case his hands burst into flames?
But that makes no sense.


That's not bad, but not as good as the last one, can you somehow see past attempts at all Grim...? If you can mine started with "I agree with Grim...." or some such.

Malc
Author:  Malc [ Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:05 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Two Thousand and Beex a Belm Oddity wrote:
Beexbot, open the pod-bay doors please.
Grandstands needed, i supoz?
I had to call the police.
She'd stalk you FROM SPACE.


Malc
Author:  Malc [ Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:09 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Minbeexity Rebelm wrote:
Heh, Craster's made an unexplorable and mysterious zone from which nobody ever returns.
If you don't want a full box maybe we could split the kippers?
It shows how much we enjoyed it because of our bigger cleverness.
They claim it is a saving of nan undred on the regular price.
Today I have entirely clad a natural cavern with double-step blocks.
It's quite nice, but water and lava aren't animated, which is weird.
Will probably jsut take the bike and go for walks.
It sorted itself out, but go to see a doctor if you're worried.
Wouldn't the pre cogs be better employed stopping accidents and disasters?
What would have happened if you'd have fallen and.
I can arrange postage next week if you supply your address.
The manager of the shop was her aunt.


Malc
Author:  Malc [ Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:14 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Fallout Berry wrote:
Also - Halle Berry's Boobies.
Hand drawn PCB tracks.
I like the boobs.
Only without the benchmarks.
Okay, that's not President Eden.
Hope he's alright.
Yet I've not been eaten.
Is that right?


Malc
Author:  Malc [ Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:15 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Typical Beex Weeks if it was only based on a Bits and Bobs Thread wrote:
Every page is 'under development', except for the one that's a flash animation.
I'm starting to get paranoid about how little is being revealed.
Wow, good luck WTB, I think that's an admirable ambition.
When in actual fact the point of the article is valid.
dr lave, is buying the individual tables not more expensive?
Just checked back through Joans and GJ's voting history.
The screen is gorgeous, and it's delightfully responsive.
The worst day ever to work in a store.
No loot but I woke up shaking.
I'm quite thirsty today, funnily enough.
My best to all that are going.
ZOMG TEH ENVY.
Any pre-order figures around?
Tsk, silly Zardoz.
Where's my ten grand?
FUCKING CUNTING BASTARDS.


Malc
Author:  Malc [ Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:22 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Gri...m doesn't like Boardwalk Empire! wrote:
After much deliberation I'm going to buy Comic Jumper.
I can eat sweets WHEN I WANT!
Just watched the first two episodes of Boardwalk Empire.
Not on my bloody forum you won't.


Malc
Author:  Malc [ Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:24 ]
Post subject:  Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
Bill Gates doesn't like Kalmar's topless picture wrote:
I really like that picture.
That right there is your future, Kalmar.
That's a mighty impressive structure.
Cal-mar (to rhyme with pal-car) or calmer?
Oh, er, and possibly some samples?
I'm so not above profiting from others' stupidity.
BeexBot, why do men have nipples?
Microsoft denied tht it was in this update.


Malc
Author:  kalmar [ Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:19 ]
Post subject:  Beautiful Beex Poetry
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