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Author:  Malabelm [ Sat May 15, 2010 15:37 ]
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Yeah, but.
Of course.
I've got a canvas picture of the Grimlet.
Bit of a rubbish episode was that - worst this series for me.

Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Sat May 15, 2010 17:02 ]
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A season on hoping they die
Last weekend, no such thoughts
A chance to make such harsh thoughts good
Two missed penalties
Alas, no positive results.

Author:  Cras [ Sat May 15, 2010 17:22 ]
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You're not allowed to just write your own, you know.

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Sat May 15, 2010 18:02 ]
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As I barely use my iPhone as a phone, I forgot that bit.
of the total.
he he the "BSM shuffle".


:D

Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Sat May 15, 2010 18:07 ]
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I've never read this thread before and it just seemed apt.

Just consider me in the same vein as a PC gamer wanting to make a point

Author:  Nemmie [ Sat May 15, 2010 18:46 ]
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So it's fallout 3, but in vegas.
Yeah sure, the Libs did speak with Labour but as the details come out now it seems very much like those talks were never going anywhere and so I don't honestly think that after this election there really was a chance of a coalition made up of people banding together simply because of a mutual dislike for Tory policies.
Aye.
Alrighty.
Bah!

Author:  Cras [ Sat May 15, 2010 18:51 ]
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I love it when I click in this thread without noticing which one it is. I though Nemmie had just gone completely mental.

Author:  Agent Starling [ Sun May 16, 2010 16:57 ]
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He looks a little small for a Labrador at seven months, but looks somewhat Lab-ish.
Most are over £60 before shipping on eBay, but I suppose I could just wait around and see if I get lucky.
I'm not paying £429.

Author:  Mr Dom [ Mon May 17, 2010 10:06 ]
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I will title this one: 'Strangely Coherant...'
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A trusted view on new games - if doing so gets review copies - would be good.
What's Things on Wheels like, then?
In short they are a sledgehammer to crack a nut.
You fail as a nerd.
Thoroughly enjoyed this week's episode.


PS: I just saw a cloud float past my window, shaped just like a big.. um.. 'gentlemans danglies'.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue May 18, 2010 16:42 ]
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What would make sense is to use the second house to address the main problems associated with PR - so you have a lower house consisting of a totally vote%-based set of MPs, distinct of locality, and you have the upper house consisting of regional representatives, distinct of party.
This isn't anything Google don't do, of course.
Americans.

Author:  Cras [ Tue May 18, 2010 16:47 ]
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Superb!

Author:  SisterCheeba [ Tue May 18, 2010 16:56 ]
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Don't tell me you've never sampled his delightful pork.
A bit.
I may be on but workload is mental.
When will you get promoted to conveyancing, Kissyfur?


Oho. Fantastic.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Tue May 18, 2010 17:10 ]
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Not a popular opinion, that.
fucking.
But you made the attempt.
Had it in the states, came home and decided to make it, made up that bbq sauce recipe from a few sources and experimentation.
I probably won't.

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue May 18, 2010 17:21 ]
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It's not.
I tried bacon chocolate in Chicago the other week.
It really is a superb MP game.

Author:  Malabelm [ Tue May 18, 2010 17:48 ]
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Brilliant.
Prints and pictures for me, too.
Oh.


Severed head alert.

Author:  Malabelm [ Tue May 18, 2010 17:53 ]
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Look, if the extreme alternatives are Germany's strong economy and Teutonic efficiency versus the deeply partisan lines in US two-party politics, I know which one I'd prefer to live under and work towards.
Good luck Mr.
Wait wait wait.
I used some voucher code to get it from tesco direct for 29quid.

Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Jun 02, 2010 15:01 ]
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Argh.
Ha, I do like how, even with MSE installed, XP flashes up a scary red message saying I'm unprotected before it gets round to loading the MSE thing.
Beex: Helping out with studies by accident since 2008.
Scared the living bajesus out of me, it did.


and

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I like Pepsi Raw.
I've seen We Will Rock You three times.
I still use AVG free on my desktop.
Really strong and meaty flavour.
You are shitting me?

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jun 02, 2010 15:03 ]
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There's a really cheap hotel near the arena.
If you offer the legal minimum Maternity Pay then it's not such a massive drain on your business, and you will discourage people who want to get pregnant from joining your company.
I'm selling my Dell Inspiron 1545 if you're interested - £275.
He had a hat and everything.
Yeah, I used to see it on a few credit cards when I was behind a till 15-odd years ago.

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It's getting hot.
Let's hope there's only one mafia, eh?
Did someone say blue sky?
Playing Horseshoes is fucking annoying.
Useful!
Bit of advice on forum etiquette, please.

Author:  zaphod79 [ Wed Jun 02, 2010 15:12 ]
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Getting the damned thing to charge up seems to be a bit hit and miss.
Other bits.
We have four people who work in our office.
These are American Standardbred horses, and they're as fast as fuck.


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Yeah.
Fucksticks.
Maybe it'll have motion detection that works properly.
Sorry, I no longer have this game.
It was a great story.

Author:  Kern [ Wed Jun 02, 2010 15:27 ]
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Oh wow - the Guardian Eyewitness app is ace.
No.
Thankee.
I kind of agree with Mr Dave.
there.

Author:  Kern [ Wed Jun 02, 2010 16:08 ]
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Holla, geeks.
But it's most convenient for people on long-term meds, it won't save you from visiting the doc if they want to check that they're working, test anything and so on.
Just a quick question, if I buy an iPad over there, what problems can I expect to run into?
What about paternity leave?
Whereisit?

Author:  zaphod79 [ Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:04 ]
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MrsA is working from home today.
through the NHS Home Use Program.
Is she fit?
Very beautiful day and the beach was deserted.
Wut.


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Is it Dimrill" as in "he already said it wasn't Dimrill".
That was a trip full of Fail.
Isn't this after the deadline?
Also: retch.

Author:  Kern [ Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:07 ]
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Probably not today unfortunately Chinny.
I may be around depending on a few things.
Ta.
Blow job.
I'm going to shoot some terrorists to calm down.
Oh sorry, my bad.

Author:  zaphod79 [ Fri Jun 04, 2010 15:34 ]
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You have now unlocked the secret parents subforum.
You are shitting me?
Thankee.
Well I enjoyed it, even the first of the two parts.
Lucky buggers.
What about paternity leave?

Author:  End of an Era [ Fri Jun 18, 2010 22:16 ]
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It's the Hillsborough Kop band.
edit: no, of course, they all need to play eachother, you idiot.
Gerrard has said that was Algeria's World Cup Final.
I'd have a go.
I feel it would be better to ignore them completely.


:this:

Sums it up more eloquently than I ever could.

Author:  End of an Era [ Fri Jun 18, 2010 22:57 ]
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Looks like Mr Hankey !
My wee cousin took a 4 quid windy-up Tesco one to Rockness, I'll get his verdict when they get back but it had a reasonable lighting time from a wee bit of winding.
Oh goody.
Just to check, as I'm sure it's not a problem, but presumably you don't hand over copyright to your stuff to lulu.
Other than that, how is it?

Author:  Agent Starling [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 21:09 ]
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What's the best cheap deal on a new Eggbox?
Oh, and apologies for the typos above, I'm still getting used to the iPad keyboard.
Fucksake.

Author:  Agent Starling [ Sat Jun 19, 2010 21:17 ]
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Both the Kirby and Mickey Mouse games look lovely!
My pc's not good enough.

Author:  Kern [ Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:50 ]
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Fabulous game.
Decision time!
Lots of votes but not many conformations.
That was fun!

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 16:35 ]
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How do you mean?
What if we skip the Bolli and go for Moet?
Should we summon a moderator?
Woohoo, I've fixed it!

Author:  MrChris [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 16:48 ]
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Have to say, I agree with Craster there.
The horror, the horror.


:DD

Author:  MrChris [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 16:49 ]
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Ooooh, profound:

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It's still funny.
Driving back, it took a quarter tank.
True, but one can only imagine they enjoyed drinking it with sugar once, too.
Tossers.
It's a simple preference.

Author:  zaphod79 [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 16:57 ]
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That looks utterly fucking horrible, why would any gamer voluntarily pay to subject themselves to video quality like that?
The English team is far from average, the average team does not qualify for the World Cup (only the top 32 out of 200ish teams do that) so straight away they are better than 85% of the national teams in the world, given that they qualified from their group, that makes them better than 92% of the rest of the world.
I'll start populating today.
Nice one, KC!


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I have had a few problems in the past and now that I don't have the immediate issue worrying me I can work out what will be the best thing to do.
I'll send you a PM.
Best of luck.
Lave and Grim.
Did you have a 'genius' take that picture?

Author:  Malc74 [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 23:40 ]
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It's astonishing how much sense some of them make...

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I'll be richer than Grim.
I have nothing against laces.
Not sure how I feel about this demo.
Estimate from "jason" on live chat was 3-7 days depending on stock.
Complete with grolsch style bottles.
With the stocks I choose of some random "stock tip" website, I can't fail to make my fortune!

Author:  Kern [ Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:59 ]
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I just called Tesco.
I'm getting married on August 7th.
Very happy with the UK game otherwise, well played boys.


:hat:

Author:  Trousers [ Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:08 ]
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This really is shockingly Old Testament stuff.
Sport.
Sounds like a fad.

Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:07 ]
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Trousers wrote:
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This really is shockingly Old Testament stuff.
Sport.
Sounds like a fad.

The best for a long time, that one

Author:  End of an Era [ Wed Jun 30, 2010 20:37 ]
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Does the porn look better?
Short controlled bursts unless you're spraying an area to keep the enemy contained/controlled.
I hope they win their next match, they seem to be a close team.
Have to say, I agree with Craster there.
Now I'm reading Digg, you cunt.

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Jul 06, 2010 16:13 ]
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Z, you really a sensitive soul.
This thread is far funnier than it should be!
Very strange but no doubt with some deep psychological meaning.
Ginyy pork!
Did Joans just blow a fuse in the forum?

Author:  kalmar [ Tue Jul 06, 2010 16:17 ]
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Brilliant work, the last few.

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Aug 09, 2010 16:23 ]
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A gentleman would not allow you to shoulder the burden of fees.
PIFFLE.
Install gave me 91% of the latest updated game.
I am now iron poor.
Logic gates make no sense to me.

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I keep a box of Citalopram as a safety net type thing.
Am stoned on tramadol.
Heh, yes indeed.
Are you sure it is bootable?
You lose a million bananas.

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Hated it first time I saw it.
One for Grim.
I'd eat the raw toast.
Is it carrot cake?

Author:  zaphod79 [ Mon Aug 09, 2010 16:33 ]
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I'll be playing Xbox Live naked with Zardoz.
Is there a vegetarian option?
Oh, how do you tell how long you've got 'til it gets dark/light, or don't you?
That's where I'm gonna go when I've finished this smelting.
That was top fun!


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Dammit.
It's so nice being able to have a shower in your own house.
Managed day 3.
I may be shafting.

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Aug 09, 2010 16:37 ]
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You'll know when you get to the bottom of the world when you get to indestructable rocks.
Glyndwr sits down on a rock and sings a song about when this thread was about burgers.
You need to hit him harder.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Wed Aug 11, 2010 5:03 ]
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So many lines from the Minecraft thread. Zardoz must be pleased.

Author:  BikNorton [ Wed Aug 11, 2010 16:43 ]
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Oh come on, first one I do in... well, nearly forever and not only is it not funny, it's entirely sensical.
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Hrmm.
I suspect a lot of people are going to say "Wordpress".
Quite.
ENGINEERING!
I have my Macbook running so I can develop Joomla locally.
Doesn't bother me.

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:48 ]
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Bloody awful.
Buy a new wife.
Seriously can we not do that this year?
I'm generally against nuclear power but this seems like one justifiable use of it.

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:51 ]
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Seasons greetings.
A 17 year old boy!
in fact, I can't connect to the server because of "outdated client".
Aw, bless.

Author:  Satsuma [ Thu Sep 16, 2010 13:10 ]
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I'll try it holding the stick.
Gods no.
Permission granted!
Do any of you have that?
Or Mormonism?

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Sep 16, 2010 13:14 ]
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I met a lovely girl today, she asked me to move to Sweden, but I get the impression she says that to all the guys.
She's a New Atheist in disguise and will sing a song of anti-creationism and pro-gayness.
Can you swim?
I seem to remember that most of the gore was implied rather than on screen, but I could just be remembering all wrong.

Author:  zaphod79 [ Fri Sep 17, 2010 14:36 ]
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Nice one, Catholics.
I paid a fiver for DMC4.
I''ll try it holding the stick.
Who hasn't nominated DoDonPachi or Espgaluda?


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I've already preordered FIFA 11.
I don't get it.
But I want to play it now.
Dimmers - you say that like it's a bad thing.
No, it deals with images quite well.
Is it faster than Opera yet?


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scraping the inside.
Mon 8.
Chris is 99% correct.
Whales?
I care too much.
Fuck it.

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