Beautiful Beex Poetry

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 16:03

SPOOK!

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Not sure how many hours I've put into it but it still feels fresh, that's what they've got bang on.
i wish i could get rid of the save limits and carrying limits on the gamecube remake.
So.
I'll just learn how I guess.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 16:04

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Simple.
School teacher called Mrs Manhood, and our form tutor was Phil Mike Hunt.
For Dudley's sake.
More at ten.
I miss the 4th Dimension.

I wish I'd read this thread sooner.

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And reinstate the paragraphs about the submarines.
Don't know if I did it right or not.
Yeah I noticed that.
I thought plugs sockets and trailing leads are classed as infrastucture not hardware.

Da5e · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 16:06

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Let's see.
actually, no.
he's not got Live.
My piss is still lucozade colour.

Awesome.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 16:08

Okay, this is my best, and unveils the awful truth about Myp's family.

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My parents are up, so no L4D or I'll wake them up with my shouting and whooping.
Always.
They always look nice, though.
OK.
It's bad enough trying to keep on top of the clothes they need without having to wash the nappies, too.

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 16:09

In Hunter, you could windsurf.
Press your mouth into a cushion, like when.
They couldn't build a decent menu system with a wet paper bag.
I might try it, but that does mean downloading again.
I was in for a tenner if they did.

Da5e · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 16:11

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You have my sympathies.
All I can find on their website is a link to the Points of View message board.
I spent a fair while trying to hack one.

I could f5 this all day.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 16:13

Malabar Front wrote:

Okay, this is my best, and unveils the awful truth about Myp's family.

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My parents are up, so no L4D or I'll wake them up with my shouting and whooping.
Always.
They always look nice, though.
OK.
It's bad enough trying to keep on top of the clothes they need without having to wash the nappies, too.

It's like you're reading my diary or something.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 16:27

Davydd Grimm wrote:

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You have my sympathies.
All I can find on their website is a link to the Points of View message board.
I spent a fair while trying to hack one.

I could f5 this all day.

Good one

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 16:27

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Dunno.
Well.
OM NOM NOM.
Used to have a client called Eric Hunt at the accountants where I worked.
Wow.

Awesome work Grim...

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 16:42

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We're bored now.
Twitter people say that IMAP is still up -- my iPhone is still working.
Level 2 is a dick mind.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

sigh, Blackwood showed his face on Ant and Dec's show, I noticed.
So many jokes.
It's not a direct replacement, for one thing, it doesn't have a physical keyboard.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 17:01

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We might be having paycuts, because our parent company has not made enough money.
As my wife is into being green.
Hang on.
You should have just said, "No it's not, it Tuesday today.
I was referring to the cake and the current trend of unusual spellings.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 17:02

Oooh Angsty....

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I hate DavPaz.
You're right, of course.
I lament for my beloved Boro and their inevitable demise.
All the games I'm offering are dropping in value while sitting in queues going nowhere.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Zardoz wrote:

Oooh Angsty....

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I lament for my beloved Boro and their inevitable demise.
You're right, of course.
I hate DavPaz.

FTFY

(This bastard thread is using a lot of my lines, It's inside my head.)

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Malabar Front wrote:

I wish I'd read this thread sooner.

A Beex Weex triumph?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Certainly showing some renewed vigour from the BW bump, I'd say.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 17:20

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He's tinkering with a back door solution.
Nothing unusual at all.
Left 5 Dead.

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

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They couldn't build a decent menu system with a wet paper bag.
Hey well done, nice one.
That website is really annoying.
Eliza Dhusku is still hott.

Oh I do rather like I must say.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Because I've just had a recursive nightmare.
Yeah, I missed this first time round. Beex Weex wins!

I just thought - is the poetry scraper set to also include excerpts from this thread?
Because I've just had a recursive nightmare.
Beex Wins!
I just thought - is the poetry scraper set to also include excerpts from this thread?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 17:44

Mr Russell wrote:

I just thought - is the poetry scraper set to also include excerpts from this thread?

Hell, for the first couple of hours it was happily spitting out things from the mod subforum

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 17:47

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Tried the demo last night.
I felt fine an hour later.
Oh yeah, my laptop's plugged into a 4-way adaptor from about 1985.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 17:50

Grim... wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

I just thought - is the poetry scraper set to also include excerpts from this thread?

Hell, for the first couple of hours it was happily spitting out things from the mod subforum

I am getting Left4Dead
Om nom nom
That Zardoz is a right twat

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 17:59

Curiosity wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

I just thought - is the poetry scraper set to also include excerpts from this thread?

Hell, for the first couple of hours it was happily spitting out things from the mod subforum

I am getting Left4Dead
Om nom nom
That Zardoz is a right twat

I know you made them up, you know

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 17:59

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We still might be.

I was prepared to buy plastic undies to contain my spunk on this but the demo caused not even the vaguest party sausage arousal.
Crysis : Warhead.
Love Grid.
I raise a glass to a very funny, inciteful man who is probably laughing at the thousands of shit imitators who missed the point.

I'd like to hear this (hell, all of them!) read by William Shatner.

Nik · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1982

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My girlfriend had a play with it today, and she wants one too.
Now to see if I can make the P.
At least you'll still be in the Football League next season.
I am definitely going to add some reviews on Sunday.
Be with you in two.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 18:05

Poetry page updated to include more stuff!

poetry.php

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

I now expect to get distracted by Twitter even more frequently as a result.
For a price.
I know you're supposed to give games a chance, but I was stuck inside a shed with zombies piling in from all sides and no fucking ammo.
That reminds me of a short story I listened to this morning, about Hitler having a nicer dad.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

S'alright I've cut the gusset.
Nope can't seem to edit it.
Choices UK are doing it for £29.
I voted to put them back in a sub forum.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

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Can't we summon Herman, the Sixth-Dimensional Planet Smasher?
We should all twit about it.
I could read it in about 15 mins.

short and to the point:

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You've made a typo in the thread title, though.
Thanks Mr.
Somebody hasn't thought this through.

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I think I might.
guns are bad.
However, there is a problem!

myp · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:19

I think we should start titling them now:

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baaaaaacoooon
Anything you particularly do/don't like, Gaywood?
I have mine 'padlocked', but people who I have added and accepted should be able to see my posts, still.
baaaaaacoooon.
Fuel or no fuel, I'm hungry.

myp · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:37

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1984
Sorry.
BAH!
Huzzah.
Titler?
But damn, nothing has been so depressing to me as 1984.
Hmm?

myp · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:11

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ad bods
So many jokes.
I have seen the one that says "The fool hath said in his heart, there is no God.
The ad bods didn't want to correct their mistake.
Well, Becky has lead me to this deal.

Nemmie · **Joined:** 13th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 1643

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Every panel scanned in and held for enough time to read the caption.
That would be lovely.
DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 23:18

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Cheers guys.
James and Oz didn't like deep-fried Mars Bars a few weeks back.
I'm gonna play a chapter of L4D at 8.
people at work signed up after I showed it to them.
I'm fucked if I actually get any utility bills through the post any more.
Oooh!

Heh

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri May 15, 2009 15:34

It's been a while - first try:

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I guess it depends on how much you rinsed it first time around but I'm absolutely loving playing it again.
On reflection, I suppose that without the permission of the copyright holder, or whoever owns the tape, you are right on that one.
Abnormality.
YOU TAINT IT.
I have similarly been SCREWED OVER by this.

Ahh

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri May 15, 2009 15:35

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Calamity.
That isn't hotel dusk, I don't think, that's something called Another Code Two Memories or something.
I think that's the only one that actually induces sex.
They can't change Craster's as he's special.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Grim... wrote:

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They can't change Craster's as he's special.

Aw.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri May 15, 2009 15:37

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I'm quite surprised.
I am now a paedophile.
Touché.

Short and to the point.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri May 15, 2009 15:37

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in Blockbusters when I got my Geetah Hero Woyld Tooah.
Vultures.
Hurrah!
I will be informing the missus to get this on her iPhone tonight.
Surely it's just easier to kill it first?

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

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I downloaded an album — I want to play that album in order without looking up the track numbers and making a new set every five songs!
BUT WHY, CRASTER.
That's exactly it.
Interesting.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

I think one off the wrist ought to be sufficient.
YOU TAINT IT.
Lines are getting blurred now, though.
I can't jump from one vine to the next.
My eyes are on Chrome Hounds after this.

Agent Starling · **Joined:** 8th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 1701

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You need to use the 'come back to my place' expression on her.
So they really have no choice.
Off the top of my head I think you might have to use a Golf.
Wait a dang second.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun May 17, 2009 0:33

HhmmmMmmmMmrrmrmrmmMRmrmm.

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Naughty Chinny.
I'm glad you've found what you like JC.
Hope she didn't break anything.
excellent stuff.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Sun May 17, 2009 11:35

I've just smothered my oatcakes in Brown Trout pate.
Dogs, less so.
it wil attract rich wimmins.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Sun May 17, 2009 11:49

Hmm... this one sounds like half a converation.

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Yes I would.
Seriously, no idea.
Aw.
It certainly wasn't me.
So we have.

So...

Craster: Do you want to have an all male threesome?
Mr Chris: Yes, I would.
Craster: Do you think we should invite Zardoz?
Mr Chris: Seriously, No idea.
Craster: He says he doesn't want to.
Mr Chris: Aw.
Craster: He says someone gave him a bad experience of it.
Mr Chris: It certainly wasn't me.
Craster: Well, we have forced him into being our sex toy for the last two years.
Mr Chris: So we have.
Craster: I think we should try Mr Dave instead.
Mr Dave: Noooooooooooo.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun May 17, 2009 20:00

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 02, 2009 13:56

*Slaughters cyber goat, sings Ironman backwards*
FRIDAYTHREADRESURECTION!

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If you gave it a touch screen, added a second analog stick instead of that weird start/select exactly-where-second-analog-stick-would-go, and grafted on a complete clone of the iPhone App Store, it'd be marvellous.
Can anyone help?
I'd probably want one without cheese and salad, I reckon those two are the tipping point and I tend to avoid them anyway.
What are the sytem requirement?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Magic:

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I'm about 50:50.
Doesn't matter.
You mean.
Six pages and no-one has pointed out that she didn't actually park in the bus stop?
Has anyone ever set up a Beex group on Steam?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 02, 2009 13:59

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People wonder why I dislike animals.
Even knowing exactly where they're coming from, it would be hectic as fuck without the Hunters and the shit car controls to fight with too.
I just watched 28 weeks later.
They should turn David starkeys microphone off.

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