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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
PostPosted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 14:40 
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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
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When was I 99% correct? PERSONAL BEST.


And of course it all depends on who said it :

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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
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How have the investigations been going?
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Masonry bits will help to an extent, but and SDS drill will make it a doddle.
I've seen many other ones similar to Riles' already.
Get a grip!


Grim..., can you make it so every other line rhymes?

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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
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Grim..., can you make it so every other line rhymes?

I could use soundex, or something. It'd take a while, though.

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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
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Yeah, it seems to be able to look in the dead thread, even though the search function cannot.

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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
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Haha. They're not that spoiley :)

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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
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Excellent it is.
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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
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OMFG POETRY 2.0!

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That took far more effort than you could possibly imagine, and it's not that good :S

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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 21:59 
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Are those tips for cheevos or tips for the game in general?
Similarly, I needed an NCR uniform to sneak onto the monorail.
Usually the comparison to any chuckle sibling causes adequate offence!
I wanted to eat it though, so not stupid fancy.
But, she was an attractive female doctoress.
John Lewis price match big Internet stores.

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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 22:01 
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Nah, you just happened to hit it as I was testing something.
Teaching computers to rhyme is really tricky (as is counting syllables).

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:DD Good work, Grim...

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Best two lines ever:

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bloody hell, Grim.
I liek icecream.
And don't call me Shirley.
FUCK YOU CHERYL!
Happy birthday Joans!
Fucking recessive genes.
Your winky is understated.
Yeah think server deaded.

Sometimes it seems to throw an extra line in for no reason (the first one, in this case).
HMM.

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I cut the first line out there, as it was a mess.


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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
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Although tearing myself away from Super Meat Boy could be hard.
Did we solve the mystery of the Phantom Warp Point Setter?
Did you hear about the French film called The Horde?
Unless the hive mind can think of something better?


If you'd rather have a sonnet style of rhyming (ie. a-b-a-b rather than a-a-b-b), use this page.

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Your mum still came over.

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And here's one that I won't be telling you all the URL for, because it spanks the database all the way to Hell...

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Your Mum meows for camera.
Your mum does everything.
Your mum overheats in bed, particularly when pillow flipping.
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There weren't enough to make ones that rhyme :(

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can you make it do limericks?

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This just doesn't rhyme:? :DD

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You should have two - input and boost/output.
Could have been *very* nasty.
I remain to be convinced.

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can you make it do limericks?

No, that would involve counting syllables.

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You should have two - input and boost/output.
Could have been *very* nasty.
I remain to be convinced.

I can see why it thought stupid and output went together. Fuck knows about nasty and convinced, though.

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Oh my, this is fucking awesome.

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One more before bedtime (I love the last 2 lines).
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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
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I only got four lines in the sonnet style version but I like them.
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That is indeed irritating.

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Oddly, doing this has just enabled me to get an eight-letter word in WordFued against Nickachu :D

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moreof the same, doesthat mean it'slike the iphone version?


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Hoist the mains'l!
flis could be flinsel?
A Squirt in a manger?
My Mo is ginger!
Speaking of Miranda Hart.
That would gladden your scummy heart.

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That one properly rhymes. Either you got fucking lucky, or it's the best bits of about eight pasted together.

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No, it originally had two more lines on the bottom, though, which did not rhyme, so I cut those off.

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Brilliant. I can imagine a proper old-school rapper doing that.

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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
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Actually, I think it works better with just the four top lines, only because Hart/Heart rhyme offends my artistic sensibilities and doesn't fit the meter :p

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Oh shit, that had a poem in, and it was excellent, Grim.... can you not put a "post to Poetry thread" button on there, for idiots like me who can't copy and paste?

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She did mention your genital hygiene problems.
I need to renew soons.
In case his hands burst into flames?
But that makes no sense.


That's not bad, but not as good as the last one, can you somehow see past attempts at all Grim...? If you can mine started with "I agree with Grim...." or some such.

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Two Thousand and Beex a Belm Oddity wrote:
Beexbot, open the pod-bay doors please.
Grandstands needed, i supoz?
I had to call the police.
She'd stalk you FROM SPACE.


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Minbeexity Rebelm wrote:
Heh, Craster's made an unexplorable and mysterious zone from which nobody ever returns.
If you don't want a full box maybe we could split the kippers?
It shows how much we enjoyed it because of our bigger cleverness.
They claim it is a saving of nan undred on the regular price.
Today I have entirely clad a natural cavern with double-step blocks.
It's quite nice, but water and lava aren't animated, which is weird.
Will probably jsut take the bike and go for walks.
It sorted itself out, but go to see a doctor if you're worried.
Wouldn't the pre cogs be better employed stopping accidents and disasters?
What would have happened if you'd have fallen and.
I can arrange postage next week if you supply your address.
The manager of the shop was her aunt.


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Fallout Berry wrote:
Also - Halle Berry's Boobies.
Hand drawn PCB tracks.
I like the boobs.
Only without the benchmarks.
Okay, that's not President Eden.
Hope he's alright.
Yet I've not been eaten.
Is that right?


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Typical Beex Weeks if it was only based on a Bits and Bobs Thread wrote:
Every page is 'under development', except for the one that's a flash animation.
I'm starting to get paranoid about how little is being revealed.
Wow, good luck WTB, I think that's an admirable ambition.
When in actual fact the point of the article is valid.
dr lave, is buying the individual tables not more expensive?
Just checked back through Joans and GJ's voting history.
The screen is gorgeous, and it's delightfully responsive.
The worst day ever to work in a store.
No loot but I woke up shaking.
I'm quite thirsty today, funnily enough.
My best to all that are going.
ZOMG TEH ENVY.
Any pre-order figures around?
Tsk, silly Zardoz.
Where's my ten grand?
FUCKING CUNTING BASTARDS.


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After much deliberation I'm going to buy Comic Jumper.
I can eat sweets WHEN I WANT!
Just watched the first two episodes of Boardwalk Empire.
Not on my bloody forum you won't.


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Bill Gates doesn't like Kalmar's topless picture wrote:
I really like that picture.
That right there is your future, Kalmar.
That's a mighty impressive structure.
Cal-mar (to rhyme with pal-car) or calmer?
Oh, er, and possibly some samples?
I'm so not above profiting from others' stupidity.
BeexBot, why do men have nipples?
Microsoft denied tht it was in this update.


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