BI7S & BOBS

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 21:08

Curiosity wrote:

Someone should update the News Ticker.

I've tided it up a bit for now, if anyone has something they think should be added can you PM me or The Mod Team^TM as things can get lost in this thread. Ta.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

See, Mother's here so stuff gets done.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

http://www.facebook.com//group.php?gid=52785824108

Seriously, WTF? and indeed "lol".

KovacsC · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 0:49

Bobbyaro wrote:

http://www.facebook.com//group.php?gid=52785824108

Seriously, WTF? and indeed "lol".

Is there an English version of that... wow that is hard to read

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

For those without fb acounts:

Quote:

hahhaa u dirty lil slag wat u are ya ganna get nowt but greef cos evry1 nas wat yee are like now dun it once dun it agen once a slut always a slut n u will just do the same ova n ova agen u wnt find nee1 betta thn the way a treated u man u fukin horrible dirty slaggy fannied hore n u no it !!!!! ur ganna hav nee pals nuw even less then wat u had b4 u met me cos even ya pls av been slaggin u off t me wen they dnt even no who i am tht proves how much u r fuked up n dnt worry bowt ya clothes n shit yav left here cos they hav all been cut up slut but n u av the evidence frm the pics av sent ya so dare t show ya face anywere in ghead or town agen n u will see the big jaw get took clean off ya ok

And it gets worse. I am not sure whether to be appalled or amused.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Bobbyaro wrote:

For those without fb acounts:

Quote:

hahhaa u dirty lil slag wat u are ya ganna get nowt but greef cos evry1 nas wat yee are like now dun it once dun it agen once a slut always a slut n u will just do the same ova n ova agen u wnt find nee1 betta thn the way a treated u man u fukin horrible dirty slaggy fannied hore n u no it !!!!! ur ganna hav nee pals nuw even less then wat u had b4 u met me cos even ya pls av been slaggin u off t me wen they dnt even no who i am tht proves how much u r fuked up n dnt worry bowt ya clothes n shit yav left here cos they hav all been cut up slut but n u av the evidence frm the pics av sent ya so dare t show ya face anywere in ghead or town agen n u will see the big jaw get took clean off ya ok

And it gets worse. I am not sure whether to be appalled or amused.

It staggers me that there are people out there that can presumably read and understand all that no trouble. Personally, I feel I need a translator.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:22

It has to be harder to write like that, than write properly.

myp · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:21

Craster wrote:

markg wrote:

I mentioned this the other day but you weren't around Grim... This forum needs a great big link to the main site somewhere at the top of the page, perhaps the uptojump graphic worked into the Beex one somehow?

Well he's not going to see it here, is he? He doesn't read the bits 'n' bobs thread.

I don't either.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 13:07

http://www.acmediy.com/product-reviews/ ... t-seat.php

I like this helpful website for fixing things. And other fun projects.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 17:29

Firefox has 'encountered a problem and had to close' twice on me in the last hour now.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 18:12

I just watched "The man who would be King" and it was good.
Thanks for the oice messages last night Shin, I'd had a couple of beers...

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 18:21

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Firefox has 'encountered a problem and had to close' twice on me in the last hour now.

And again... *fed up now*

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

What does the error console say?

Edit - Tools > Error console
(and preferably after you've just brought it back up from a crash)

NervousPete · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 21:20

devilman wrote:

New species of fish discovered.

I just wanted to use the pic from the article -

Run away!

Oh Christ... oh... oh Christ. :'(

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Yay. more hospital. Second Born appears to have a hernia. Fuxache.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 23:13

Mr Chris wrote:

Yay. more hospital. Second Born appears to have a hernia. Fuxache.

Blimey. How old is he now?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

8 months. So maximum chance of complications, such as intestine damage or killing one of his 'nads.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 23:19

Aw man, I'm so sorry to hear that Mr Chris. Hopefully it'll all go smoothly for the little guy, best wishes and positive vibes to the whole family.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 23:22

Mr Chris wrote:

8 months. So maximum chance of complications, such as intestine damage or killing one of his 'nads.

'Grief. Really sorry to hear that. I hope he's sorted quickly or you'll all be losing your hair due to kiddie induced stress. Hugs and best wishes to you all.

Plissken · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 23:25

Sheesh. Good luck to the wee fella, hope he emerges with 'nads intact.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Cheers, guys. Fucking pisstaking, frankly, after Christmas and First Born and that. Hey ho, eh?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 0:07

Best wishes to the little one, MrChris.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Heavy

Here's hoping the baby man turns out fine.

NervousPete · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 0:55

Mr Chris wrote:

8 months. So maximum chance of complications, such as intestine damage or killing one of his 'nads.

Sorry to hear about that Mr Chris. If it's any reassurance I went in for a hernia op when I was just a little older, according to my mum. Apparently I pissed in the Doctor's face, but came through okay. Both nads accounted for and intenstines fine. Thoughts with you and your wife and kid, though. I hope things start picking up for you all soon, and it all goes okay. Much love. :luv:

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Mr Chris wrote:

Cheers, guys. Fucking pisstaking, frankly, after Christmas and First Born and that. Hey ho, eh?

Dude, seriously, I have everything crossed for you and second born. You know how scared I am about being a Dad in a few months time and I don't envy you going through all this at all sir!

On a happier note, I went into London yesterday and walked past one of the Suicide Girls. This pleased me mightily. It was defintely her too, since I've had a small email conversation with her since confirming it was her. Go me! And go innerneh softcore porn, quite frankly!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:51

Zio wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Cheers, guys. Fucking pisstaking, frankly, after Christmas and First Born and that. Hey ho, eh?

Dude, seriously, I have everything crossed for you and second born. You know how scared I am about being a Dad in a few months time and I don't envy you going through all this at all sir!

On a happier note, I went into London yesterday and walked past one of the Suicide Girls. This pleased me mightily. It was defintely her too, since I've had a small email conversation with her since confirming it was her. Go me! And go innerneh softcore porn, quite frankly!

tossrStu · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1326

Lost Atari games discovered!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/redbeardma ... 485515785/

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:41

Zio wrote:

On a happier note, I went into London yesterday and walked past one of the Suicide Girls. This pleased me mightily. It was defintely her too, since I've had a small email conversation with her since confirming it was her. Go me! And go innerneh softcore porn, quite frankly!

heh

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:56

markg wrote:

I think they should be concentrating more on how to change some things that actually matter rather than wasting time pandering to idiotic tabloid outrage.

Way ahead of you, brah.

VOTE MIMI!

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:59

Bugs Bunny and Bruce Willis are going to star in an action-packed live action/animated movie, a spiritual sequel to Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

Old Rabbits Die Hard

(I made this up in the shower this morning, I'm going to assume someone's already thought of it)

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Until I read the spoiler, I was desperately excited about this being true.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

GazChap wrote:

(I made this up in the shower this morning, I'm going to assume someone's already thought of it)

That's an ace gag. I've nicked it, hope that's OK.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:11

So, do you always think of Bruce Willis and Bugs Bunny when you're showering?

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:11

Mr Chris,
Good luck for mini-Mr Chris in hospital and that.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:42

Mr Chris wrote:

Yay. more hospital. Second Born appears to have a hernia. Fuxache.

Best of luck to Master Second Born Chris

devilman · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:43

GazChap wrote:

Bugs Bunny and Bruce Willis are going to star in an action-packed live action/animated movie, a spiritual sequel to Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

Old Rabbits Die Hard

(I made this up in the shower this morning, I'm going to assume someone's already thought of it)

A lot better than the 'joke' I thought of the other day -

Bloke takes his dog to the vet..
Bloke:Can you do something for my dog?
Vet: Sure, what seems to be the problem?
Bloke: He's taken up tennis. Plays it for hours each day
Vet: Wow! What's so bad about that?
Bloke: His backhand is rubbish.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Harriet Harman / RBS discussion moved to Economy thread.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Gak. Is definitely a hernia, according to the GP. Still, he assured us that there's nothing immediately threatening to life, limb or bits, and the op will be quite minor, so that's good. Won't stop Mrs C googling and worrying herself with the one in a billion complications.

I'd like a break from this stuff now.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:15

Mr Chris wrote:

Gak. Is definitely a hernia, according to the GP. Still, he assured us that there's nothing immediately threatening to life, limb or bits, and the op will be quite minor, so that's good. Won't stop Mrs C googling and worrying herself with the one in a billion complications.

I'd like a break from this stuff now.

Tell you what, you come here and do the Uni stuff, and I'll go do your job and live in your house for a bit.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Is MrsA fit?

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:21

Mr Chris wrote:

Is MrsA fit?

Yes. She can hold her breath for 10 minutes.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

MaliA wrote:

Zio wrote:

On a happier note, I went into London yesterday and walked past one of the Suicide Girls. This pleased me mightily. It was defintely her too, since I've had a small email conversation with her since confirming it was her. Go me! And go innerneh softcore porn, quite frankly!

heh

Heh, indeed. Though I was super-polite, and not at all dirty considering I have seen the girl nekkid. She told me I should've said hello in person. I pointed out that she was with her boyfriend at the time and I didn't know how he'd take to some random (yet very polite) chap approaching his missus and saying "Hey! I recognise you! You're that naked girl off of that t' Interwebs thing!". I didn't have my pistol or my sword with me either, so any impromptu duels that may have broken out would've been a grossly one-sided affair.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:26

Zio wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Zio wrote:

On a happier note, I went into London yesterday and walked past one of the Suicide Girls. This pleased me mightily. It was defintely her too, since I've had a small email conversation with her since confirming it was her. Go me! And go innerneh softcore porn, quite frankly!

heh

Heh, indeed. Though I was super-polite, and not at all dirty considering I have seen the girl nekkid. She told me I should've said hello in person. I pointed out that she was with her boyfriend at the time and I didn't know how he'd take to some random (yet very polite) chap approaching his missus and saying "Hey! I recognise you! You're that naked girl off of that t' Interwebs thing!". I didn't have my pistol or my sword with me either, so any impromptu duels that may have broken out would've been a grossly one-sided affair.

Someone I know runs this bar type affair in London, and had them in, sometime recently, for something or other.

Did you know they have a book out now. It can be found in the Art and Photography section in Borders.

Or so I'm told.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Who are the Suicide Girls? Is this some new modern band you kids are into?

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:28

Mr Chris wrote:

Who are the Suicide Girls? Is this some new modern band you kids are into?

Goth type models that don't wear a lot. Or anything. I don;'t know if they are a band or not as the sound on this comput-(SNIP! And for you, too maliA - MrsA)

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Aaaah - is this in some way related to Russell Brand and an old man who made a living out of being racist by any chance?

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:31

quote="Mr Chris"]Aaaah - is this related to Russell Brand and an old man who made a living out of being racist by any chance?[/quote]

Not a clue, mate.

Actually, I had a quick question for you, re: dying intestate.

If, say, mr A moved in with MsB on 11th Feb 2005, and then, on 14th Feb 2005, was put in prison, then released on 15th Feb 2007, and MsB died suddenly intestate on 16th Feb 2007, would those two years he spent in gaol count toward the two years cohabitation?

myp · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:37

Sorry to hear about Second Born, Missah Cwis. If he's as resilient as FB, then I'm sure he'll be fine!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

quote="Mr Chris"]Aaaah - is this related to Russell Brand and an old man who made a living out of being racist by any chance?

Not a clue, mate.

Actually, I had a quick question for you, re: dying intestate.

If, say, mr A moved in with MsB on 11th Feb 2005, and then, on 14th Feb 2005, was put in prison, then released on 15th Feb 2007, and MsB died suddenly intestate on 16th Feb 2007, would those two years he spent in gaol count toward the two years cohabitation?[/quote]
No idea, chief. Gut feeling is no, though.

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