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I dream that i was mugged. I was upset because i had to change my mobile number. I went to talk to the thief and offered him 50€ for all the contents in the bag and told him that mobile was malfunctioning. He accepted even though my wallet had 100€.

It means you're gay and also, you should buy a 360.

But an excellent negotiator.

I had an apocalypse dream last night. My dreams often feature an apocalypse. What does this mean?

i usually spend my skill points on diplomacy

it means that you fear an apocalypse

Last night's was a Virus/Zombie apocalypse.

Are you some kind of dream analyser?

i'm more of a dream opinion maker.

Nirejhenge: i also had a zombie apocalypse dream once and it was awesome. My mom was an hairdresser on that dream and her salon was the only safe haven on town. The curious thing is that i didn't wanted to be on the safe haven, i wanted to go to the castle on top of the hill next to the village. I took a sawed off shotgun and procedeed to the castle. Why did i wanted to go there?

Just to have a nice view.

and a shotgun

I had a weird dream night before last:

Me and Plissken (I have never met/seen Plissken) were sat on a bank eating chips near a road. Two dodgy looking guys went through a door and came out with equally dodgy looking dogs, dobermans or somesuch. As they walked past the dogs ate a chip and the guys and the dogs were actually nice guys. Then we were attacked by seagulls and one of them sat on my shoulder and tried to take the tuppeware box my chips were now in. I was really scared and couldn't move despite really wanting/trying to. Then I managed to throw the tupperware box in the air as hard as I could.

I also succeeded in throwing the duvet in the air as hard as I could and scaring the crap out of my girlfriend! Does this have a name? the thing when you move IRL and wake up from the action you performed in the dream?

Did he have a cyberman face?

I had a dream I was in my old home town and someone tried to mug me. I got up in his face and went mad and he stabbed me.

Not sure if I died, I woke up soon after.

why is it, after been woken from a deep sleep by the alarm, I forget how to read? I look at the clock with utter incomprehension for like 20 seconds before the numbers make any sense. Mind, 6:05am doesn't make much sense in the winter anyway. *sob*

It's not just me then?
It's not so much that I can't read the numbers, but I lose all comprehension of time and I just stare at the clock for ages until it makes sense.

yep. pretty much.

Cylon, innit?

Also, how did you know it was Plissken in your dream if you've never seen him/met him?

Bah. Question's still valid though.

My dream diary is very bad recently as I decihered it over the weekend and it surmounted to:

A friend is due to betray me
A move may be iminent
Loss of contact with a relative
Illness shall befall me soon

These are meanings from last week.

It was a dream, how am I supposed to know?

That looks almost as specific as astrology

Don't make me hurt you Kally

what the badgery fuck are you talking about?

Edit: what does mine (above) mean?

Mine for this week goes like this:

The sun will rise
You will probably eat some food
People will die and people will be born
You may meet up with a friend and share coffee/beer/biscuits

It seems to be unclear on the last bit.

I'm vacating this thread

My dream diary seems to indicate that.... I dream about boobs a lot.

You'll be back! You hear me, YOU'LL BE BACK!!

*Falls on knees, arms in the air*

My recent dream diary suggests that I really dislike the "Cheaper by the Dozen" films. But them my real life diary does as well.

I regret ever having come into it.

Also: Mental note, switch targets on The Machine from Bobbyaro. He's onto me.

I bought you your chips, Plissken!

As an easily impressionable child I believed that if you wrote something and put it under your pillow you would dream about it. I was repeatedly disappointed by the lack of such dreams.

And also your mother kept finding pieces of paper with 'Blowjob' written on it, under your pillow.

Losing teeth must have been hell for the fairy to contend with...

My dream last night involved me fingering Fran from Black Books while Bill Bailey and Dylan Moran were photocopying things in the next room.

I knew you'd be back!

I watched a load of IT Crowd on More4 (or E4 or C4 or SomeOtherFucking4) over Christmas. The last episode I watched was the one with Peter File in it.

Naturally, my dream featured a paedophile. I don't think it was me. When I wasn't dreaming about the return to work (with added bonus horrible new circumstances) I was having awesome dreams, that I could even remember.

Except now I've forgotten them all, apart from that bit. And one other bit that involved boobs.

Like a twat I forgot which thread I'd said that in :/

I R STOOPID