London PHP-type people

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Apr 07, 2008 15:55

I've been asked about a job I don't have time to take, so if any of you are interested get in touch and I'll send you the chaps contact details.

Rate is between £180-£200 a day. Contract is 6 months - 1 year in London.

Skills needed are:
PHP
Mysql
HTML
XML
CSS
JavaScript

You'll need a CV ready if you're interested.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16560

London Schmundun

MR SAD GRIM NORTHERN FACE

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Apr 07, 2008 15:59

Want me to stick that in my other place?

Crimewave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3

£180-200 per day? That seems a bit stingey for a contract in London. Or has the PHP market collapsed?

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Apr 07, 2008 17:12

It has somewhat. The amount of bedroom programmers flooding the market because they know how to use a function has pulled the prices down - plus I don't think this is especially complicated stuff.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

If it can be done part time from my office in manchester, then I'm your man

Otherwise, I just started my new job today so I can't really come to London for 6 months

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

$POSTCOUNT += 1

Did this contract ever get filled Grim...?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

ComicalGnomes wrote:

$POSTCOUNT += 1

$POSTCOUNT++

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

BOTH ARE VALID, NEITHER IS SUPERIOR. EXCEPT MINE. WHICH IS.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 13:40

richardgaywood wrote:

ComicalGnomes wrote:

$POSTCOUNT += 1

$POSTCOUNT++

Hahaha codeowned!

Also: Yeah, someone (me) took it.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Grim... wrote:

codeowned!

I demand this word enter the English language at once.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 13:43

ComicalGnomes wrote:

BOTH ARE VALID, NEITHER IS SUPERIOR.

One is shorter than the other. If you think that doesn't matter, then you might as well type

Code:

$postcount = $postcount + 1;

[edit] You both missed the semicolon off the end anyway. :nerd:

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 13:46

Code:

$postcount = $postcount + ($postcount - ($postcount - 1));

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 13:46

The Rev Owen wrote:

Code:

$postcount = $postcount + ($postcount - ($postcount - 1);

Parse error.

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 13:47

Grim... wrote:

Parse error.

Bah! I was editing it as you replied!

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Grim... wrote:

arse error.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 13:48

/strikes someone else off the 'possible candidates' list
[edit]And someone else

devilman · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 14:20

if ($user=="ComicalGnomes") {
$postcount++;
$burningfuryragemeter++;
$hungerlevel++;
}

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

I'm hungry and I haven't even reached 2000 posts yet.

CUS · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 14:32

devilman wrote:

if ($user=="ComicalGnomes") {
$postcount++;
$burningfuryragemeter++;
$hungerlevel++;
}

$user->eatFood();

Exception: No 'Food' found in 'Larder'.

$user->defaultReaction();

Exception: User too hungry to fly into furious rage.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6515

ComicalGnomes needs food - badly!

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 14:51

Squirt wrote:

ComicalGnomes needs food - badly!

Hahaha - winner!

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 18:03

This PHP stuff looks a lot like LSL that I have to write.

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:07

AceAceBaby wrote:

This PHP stuff looks a lot like LSL that I have to write.

I had to Google that - I forgot you do that Second Life stuff. I associated LSL with Leisure Suit Larry.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

AceAceBaby is Al Lowe?

Well that's not the mental picture I had.

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:08

devilman wrote:

AceAceBaby wrote:

This PHP stuff looks a lot like LSL that I have to write.

I had to Google that - I forgot you do that Second Life stuff. I associated LSL with Leisure Suit Larry.

Heh. That explains a lot about SL actually. :DD

here is stuff like what I do:

Code:

aaOperateDoorS(vector opos, vector cpos){//OPEN OR CLOSE THE DOOR! Swinging Door
   if (!open){//Door is currently closed, so open it
      llSay(0,"Door Opening");
      eul = opos; //45 degrees around the z-axis, in Euler form
        eul *= DEG_TO_RAD; //convert to radians
        quat = llEuler2Rot(eul); //convert to quaternion
        llSetLocalRot(quat);
      llPlaySound("cb340647-9680-dd5e-49c0-86edfa01bxxx", 0.5);
      open = TRUE;
      llSetTimerEvent(doortimer);
   }
   else {//Door is currently open, so close it
      llSay(0,"Door Closing");
      eul = cpos; //45 degrees around the z-axis, in Euler form
        eul *= DEG_TO_RAD; //convert to radians
        quat = llEuler2Rot(eul); //convert to quaternion
        llSetLocalRot(quat);
      llPlaySound("e7ff1054-003d-d134-66be-207573f2xxx", 0.5);
      open = FALSE;
   }
}

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

I can open and close a real door without any code!

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:42

I can write stuff on notes and pass them to people without any fancypants PHP forum code!

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:59

AceAceBaby wrote:

I can write stuff on notes and pass them to people without any fancypants PHP forum code!

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=788&p=29141&hilit=amish#p29141

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 14:35

Hooray!

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