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Author:  Grim... [ Mon Apr 07, 2008 15:55 ]
Post subject:  London PHP-type people
I've been asked about a job I don't have time to take, so if any of you are interested get in touch and I'll send you the chaps contact details.

Rate is between £180-£200 a day. Contract is 6 months - 1 year in London.

Skills needed are:
PHP
Mysql
HTML
XML
CSS
JavaScript

You'll need a CV ready if you're interested.
Author:  markg [ Mon Apr 07, 2008 15:58 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
London Schmundun

MR SAD GRIM NORTHERN FACE
Author:  MaliA [ Mon Apr 07, 2008 15:59 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
Want me to stick that in my other place?
Author:  Crimewave [ Mon Apr 07, 2008 16:36 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
£180-200 per day? That seems a bit stingey for a contract in London. Or has the PHP market collapsed?
Author:  Grim... [ Mon Apr 07, 2008 17:12 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
It has somewhat. The amount of bedroom programmers flooding the market because they know how to use a function has pulled the prices down - plus I don't think this is especially complicated stuff.
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Mon Apr 07, 2008 17:50 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
If it can be done part time from my office in manchester, then I'm your man ;)

Otherwise, I just started my new job today so I can't really come to London for 6 months :D
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Jul 01, 2008 13:37 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
$POSTCOUNT += 1

Did this contract ever get filled Grim...?
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Jul 01, 2008 13:38 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
ComicalGnomes wrote:
$POSTCOUNT += 1
$POSTCOUNT++
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Jul 01, 2008 13:39 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
BOTH ARE VALID, NEITHER IS SUPERIOR. EXCEPT MINE. WHICH IS.
Author:  Grim... [ Tue Jul 01, 2008 13:40 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
richardgaywood wrote:
ComicalGnomes wrote:
$POSTCOUNT += 1
$POSTCOUNT++

Hahaha codeowned!

Also: Yeah, someone (me) took it.
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Jul 01, 2008 13:42 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
Grim... wrote:
codeowned!
I demand this word enter the English language at once.
Author:  Grim... [ Tue Jul 01, 2008 13:43 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
ComicalGnomes wrote:
BOTH ARE VALID, NEITHER IS SUPERIOR.

One is shorter than the other. If you think that doesn't matter, then you might as well type
Code:
$postcount = $postcount + 1;


[edit] You both missed the semicolon off the end anyway. :nerd:
Author:  The Rev Owen [ Tue Jul 01, 2008 13:46 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
Code:
$postcount = $postcount + ($postcount - ($postcount - 1));
Author:  Grim... [ Tue Jul 01, 2008 13:46 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
The Rev Owen wrote:
Code:
$postcount = $postcount + ($postcount - ($postcount - 1);

Parse error.
Author:  The Rev Owen [ Tue Jul 01, 2008 13:47 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
Grim... wrote:
Parse error.


Bah! I was editing it as you replied!
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Jul 01, 2008 13:47 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
Grim... wrote:
arse error.
Author:  Grim... [ Tue Jul 01, 2008 13:48 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
/strikes someone else off the 'possible candidates' list
[edit]And someone else
Author:  devilman [ Tue Jul 01, 2008 14:20 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
if ($user=="ComicalGnomes") {
$postcount++;
$burningfuryragemeter++;
$hungerlevel++;
}
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Jul 01, 2008 14:22 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
I'm hungry and I haven't even reached 2000 posts yet.
Author:  CUS [ Tue Jul 01, 2008 14:32 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
devilman wrote:
if ($user=="ComicalGnomes") {
$postcount++;
$burningfuryragemeter++;
$hungerlevel++;
}


$user->eatFood();

Exception: No 'Food' found in 'Larder'.

$user->defaultReaction();

Exception: User too hungry to fly into furious rage.
Author:  Squirt [ Tue Jul 01, 2008 14:49 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
ComicalGnomes needs food - badly!
Author:  Grim... [ Tue Jul 01, 2008 14:51 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
Squirt wrote:
ComicalGnomes needs food - badly!

Hahaha - winner!
Author:  AceAceBaby [ Tue Jul 01, 2008 18:03 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
This PHP stuff looks a lot like LSL that I have to write.
Author:  devilman [ Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:07 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
AceAceBaby wrote:
This PHP stuff looks a lot like LSL that I have to write.


I had to Google that - I forgot you do that Second Life stuff. I associated LSL with Leisure Suit Larry.
Author:  Dudley [ Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:55 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
AceAceBaby is Al Lowe?

Well that's not the mental picture I had.
Author:  AceAceBaby [ Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:08 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
devilman wrote:
AceAceBaby wrote:
This PHP stuff looks a lot like LSL that I have to write.


I had to Google that - I forgot you do that Second Life stuff. I associated LSL with Leisure Suit Larry.


Heh. That explains a lot about SL actually. :DD

here is stuff like what I do:
Code:
aaOperateDoorS(vector opos, vector cpos){//OPEN OR CLOSE THE DOOR! Swinging Door
   if (!open){//Door is currently closed, so open it
      llSay(0,"Door Opening");
      eul = opos; //45 degrees around the z-axis, in Euler form
        eul *= DEG_TO_RAD; //convert to radians
        quat = llEuler2Rot(eul); //convert to quaternion
        llSetLocalRot(quat);
      llPlaySound("cb340647-9680-dd5e-49c0-86edfa01bxxx", 0.5);
      open = TRUE;
      llSetTimerEvent(doortimer);
   }
   else {//Door is currently open, so close it
      llSay(0,"Door Closing");
      eul = cpos; //45 degrees around the z-axis, in Euler form
        eul *= DEG_TO_RAD; //convert to radians
        quat = llEuler2Rot(eul); //convert to quaternion
        llSetLocalRot(quat);
      llPlaySound("e7ff1054-003d-d134-66be-207573f2xxx", 0.5);
      open = FALSE;
   }
}
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:09 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
I can open and close a real door without any code!
Author:  AceAceBaby [ Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:42 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
I can write stuff on notes and pass them to people without any fancypants PHP forum code! :p
Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:59 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
AceAceBaby wrote:
I can write stuff on notes and pass them to people without any fancypants PHP forum code! :p

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=788&p=29141&hilit=amish#p29141
Author:  AceAceBaby [ Wed Jul 02, 2008 14:35 ]
Post subject:  Re: London PHP-type people
Hooray!
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