Be Excellent To Each Other

The chick in that with a thing for Billy Bob is hot.

If I was a kid I'd be quite literally spazzing my face off at being able to track Santa like this. tbh I consider all the names of Santa to be interchangable.

I've got more than one spare official 360 headset you acn have if you want it, Dimdims. I'll even remove the spongey bit. I won't be home until New Years though if you want one quicker than that.

Gay....

Aye, I showed that to my nephew, he's way overexcited now, it's awesome! The baby niece on the other hand is too wee to do anything except soak up the atmosphere and gurgle at the Christmas tree

The Woolworths in Tavistock closes a few days early:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/7799118.stm

Ram raiding Woolworths? Why, haven't you heard there's a 50% sale?

I have bought an Xbox headset from blockbusters. It is strange as it has the volume controls on the wire near the earpiece.

Yeah all the new ones are like that, they changed over when they started shipping the keypad add-on thingy. Is that annoying? I use mute quite a lot on mine, to shout at the dogs without deafening you lot, and I imagine having to fumble looking for the switch instead of just having it there on the contoller would irk me.

I dunno yet. Waitn for Meats to stop faffinf around on his superbike to bezzie forra bit. Yowm coming too.

I've had that type ever since they came out (I got one free with my Chatpad). I prefer the volume controls, as they have a little clip you can put on your clothes or just let dangle. All my pads have Chatpads so the old-style one is just used for the Wheel now.

I've known a number of people whose spoken accent gets stronger when they drink, but never their typed accent before!

I say youm hehe

My god I can't believe we went out at 2:15, had the meal-made a random stop to wish everyone well at my Aunts and my two cousins were there!!! It was fantastic seeing them all and I maybe had too much to drink

So then when we came back I fell asleep at 7:30pm and have just woken up now >.<

Just finished carving the beef and pork for the big dinner! Turkey is cooked but not carved yet.

I have sampled the beef and the pork and I must say I bloody know how to do a nice roast!

Let's just say I put the oven on at 07:00 and it was on until 20:30! and the little dial was pointing to S

Yeah baby

Merry Christmas everyone!

Malc

Ugh, my best mate has been in a train crash in Peru, apparently. He's okay, also apparently.

Don't know any details. I'll have to have a look on the news in the morning.

Also: merry Christmas.

This, really. It's not ideal, but is controllable as conditions go. Just take your preventer (brown) inhaler if you're prescribed that, and you're not likely to have the condition bother you day to day, I've found. Plus we have nice, cheap subsidised inhalers thanks to the NHS.

I got a Christmas card from my dad. Cheque for £50 - but he wrote my name wrong, wrong middle initial, so that's fucked then.

Have a better Christmas than I am, everyone!

COD5?

Haha, no.

Dear Queen,

Please hurry the fuck up and die so I don't have to see your miserable, expressionless face drawl out a speech that you didn't write every year. Then, while you talk about the great charity works of individuals and cut to shots of your silverspooned useless cunting grandkiddies, continue to express a complete void of emotion while standing in front of such a tediously arranged set in one of the many rooms of the palace that you shouldn't be in because you're so old, useless, and fucking well irrelevant.

If you could satisfy my request by dying before this time next year, so that I don't have to look at your stupid FACE on my TV next christmas, I'd be most grateful.

Sincerely,

The Gnome Republic

Hey Gnomes, I hear they have TVs with more than one channel now.

This somehow prevents me from holding an opinion?

It does mean you have an option not to look at her face. One I think you will find rather more effective than wishing death upon her in our public, but humble, little forum.

It could be worse, it could be Charles.

Yes yes, for the sake of disclaimering, I should clarify my wish to see her dead as vague and not an indication of a plan I am hatching.

Why do I get the feeling you're being antagonistic towards me, Gaywood?

Umm dunno. I'm a sarcastic bastard but it's not personal.

If it helps, I nearly typed a similar post, I didn't see her face by the means of not tuning into her TV program.

I would be happier if her face didn't exist ANYWHERE.

I'm not so keen on their new line-up either and think they should concentrate on solo work.

Whew-if my Grandad wasn't blind and he was on here he'd be frothing at the mouth at Comical

He makes sure to stand in front of the tv throughout it every single year and make everyone else do it-it's mean like but noone does do this, but they tell him they do I just say, 'Grandad-she doesn't really do anything imo for the country, she doesn't go into battle like Kings and Queens of old and they don't really have too much to do with the running of things, so why have them?

Then I kinda maybe got banned from going to see him over the Christmas period

Disclaimer: drunk post. I really fancy one of the barmaids in my local, but through our aimless chats I have discovered she has a boyfriend, though one she doesn't appear to see a lot. Does this make asking her out completely wrong? I grow tired of this 'being single' shit. Oh, and belated Merry Christmas all!

My favourite barmaid once showed me naked photos of herself.

But, if I were you, I'd avoid women that work in pubs. Unless they are 18, and up for a bit of fun.

Poverty maps of london in the late C19th.

Where do you live, Londoners?

Thats a great map! I love stuff like that-my father (who is an antique dealer) has quite a few local maps and it'ss really interesting to see how things were back then and how they lived

Should be fine. A mate and I at university got bored and spent a morning writing each other £1 cheques to see how ridiculous a name you could write and still pay it in fine. He got up to successfully paying in a cheque written to 'Big Man Willie' but the cashier baulked when I tried to cash one to 'Steaming Fuckface'.

I've had to return my deposit-return-cheque from the villa as the bank wouldn't accept it because it says 'Mrs' instead of 'Miss'. Bah.

That's stoopid.

I agree.

I am bored, what is the point in having Fallout 3 for Christmas, then being 150 miles away form your Xbox? Boo Hiss.

We are still not dressed! Been playing Worms with Gaz as he kindly bought the full game and now I can play

Going out in a bit and then Gazs brother is coming to sort the cooker out because Gaz will surely electrocute himself or something

Where the block of flats where I lived is a mixture of:

Poor. 18s. to 21s. a week for a moderate family
Mixed. Some comfortable others poor
Fairly comfortable. Good ordinary earnings.
Middle class. Well-to-do

Malc

I never thought I'd be this cut up about an indian takeaway closing....but I am! I cannot believe it's closed! It was the BEST takeaway EVER!!!

I am going to cry myself to sleep tonight over this

Did Gaz's brother not fix the cooker then?

I just nearly killed my TV (and myself), I shouldn't be allowed near ladders on my own.

How I read that!

Malc

Well that too.

255 miles here, matey.

And far cry 2.

Yeah, I'm heading back to it tonight

I'm well-to-do.

Lad-di-dah.