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OH NO, did anyone see the news that fonejacker has been cancelled for the same kind of abusive purile irresponsible phone calls!





No? That's cause it hasn't. Perhaps Daily Mail readers don't watch it...

EDIT: Al Murray is rubbish: See his hopelessly 'out of his depth' appearance on Mock The Week.


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EDIT: Al Murray is rubbish: See his hopelessly 'out of his depth' appearance on Mock The Week.

Didn't see that. I've seen him being very good on it, though.

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I see what you did there! Oh the subjective nature of comedy.


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As much as I loathe the Daily Mail, their targeting of shit 'comedians' is admirable. First Ross (amusing friends does not a comedian make) and now Boyle.

I hope someone hips them to Al Murray pretty soon.


The Daily Mail targetting an act who spouts ill-informed, just this side of racist, Little Englander bollocks? You're in for a long wait, mate.

That's true actually.

Bollocks :(

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Mock the Week makes me want to headbutt a trayful of drawing pins.

Most people just content themselves with a chortle, but, you know, all sorts for all sorts.

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Charlie Brooker recently wrote some words about this. I think they can be found here.




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Not overly fond of Al Murray on TV (where he seems to be toned down somewhat - as you would expect), but his live shows are superb.

I've got all the live dvds and I saw him in Manchester a couple of years ago and he was excellent.
When we left, he was in the foyer, happily chatting to fans, signing autographs etc. Top bloke.

Obviously, everyone has different tastes in humour but I think he does what he does (live, at least) very well indeed.


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Not overly fond of Al Murray on TV (where he seems to be toned down somewhat - as you would expect), but his live shows are superb.


The more professional and mature comedians appreciate the fact that you have to tone your stuff down for transmission on public TV. Ah...

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I've got all the live dvds and I saw him in Manchester a couple of years ago and he was excellent.
When we left, he was in the foyer, happily chatting to fans, signing autographs etc. Top bloke.

Obviously, everyone has different tastes in humour but I think he does what he does (live, at least) very well indeed.


I'd go even further and say it's time sensitive in it's subjectivity, for me at least. A lot of the more pratfall based comedy I have to be in the right mood for, as well as the more clever character led stuff. Even so, there are some comedians I simply don't find funny, but shall wisely withhold names as I haven't seen any of them live, and it does make a massive difference.

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I think Al Murray is very funny, as he's a composite of a bunch of characters from my local.

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Now they seem to be going after Clarkson, because of his 'lorry drivers kill prostitutes' line.

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Now they seem to be going after Clarkson, because of his 'lorry drivers kill prostitutes' line.

But... but... they do.

Someone needs to go through every copy of the Mail and drag out anything offensive they've ever said and go YOU'RE SO OFFENSIVE WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAH.

Christ, what a job that'd be.

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But... but... they do.

Nah, they just kill pedestrians and families after falling asleep at the wheel or texting :P

Although perhaps some of those people were prostitutes. Who knows?


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I think the Yorkshire Ripper was, too.

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Indeed. It's fact based. Although, as Brandgate proved, facts don't matter.


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I think the Yorkshire Ripper was, too.


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Now they seem to be going after Clarkson, because of his 'lorry drivers kill prostitutes' line.

But... but... they do.

Someone needs to go through every copy of the Mail and drag out anything offensive they've ever said and go YOU'RE SO OFFENSIVE WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAH.

Christ, what a job that'd be.


Just publicise the fact that the owner's father was a Nazi sympathiser and that he has an illegitimate child with a high class call girl. Or is that acceptable to their readers nowadays.

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No no, that's fine. Apparently.


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At least the Nazis were polite and didn't make phone calls to Jewish grandparents telling them they'd shagged their grandchildren before incinerating them all.

Honestly, you liberals need to get your priorities striaght. It's people like you that are causing this country to go to the dogs.

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Someone needs to go through every copy of the Mail and drag out anything offensive they've ever said and go YOU'RE SO OFFENSIVE WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAH.


A mate has set this up. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=51997652072. Spread the word.

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HA! Brilliant. I will get on it this afternoon.

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They're going after Clarkson now http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... tutes.html


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FFS don't send the form letter, though.

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Looks like the BBC are going to stand firm with this. The Trust told them they had to keep taking risks, after all.

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FFS don't send the form letter, though.


The PCC won't do anything anyway, this is purely to make a point.

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The Iceni Project, a charity which had helped some of the murdered prostitutes in Ipswich, criticised Clarkson's remark.


I live right near their offices. Anyone got any petrol?

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How many more people are going to say this? Or are we back on the 'ignore' joke?

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I'm surprised Grim... hasn't piped up about everyone repeating the Top Gear thing yet. Mr Chris hasn't even chipped in with one of his terminally unfunny jokes, either.

There's something not right about the forum today.

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I'm surprised Grim... hasn't piped up about everyone repeating the Top Gear thing yet.

Far too obvious.

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I'm surprised Grim... hasn't piped up about everyone repeating the Top Gear thing yet. Mr Chris hasn't even chipped in with one of his terminally unfunny jokes, either.


Are you angling to be the testee* of my new ban hammer, Myps?


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I'm surprised Grim... hasn't mentioned the fact that I'm making another obvious 'joke' about something. I hope he's all right.

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Also, Chris hasn't threatened to ban me in his drunk-on-power-giddy-new-mod-status for calling him unfunny yet.

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