Be Excellent To Each Other

I wish to protest the abuses of power here.

It's not enough that there's an entire thread filled with lies about me. It's not enough that the "proof" you have is shit, having happened before now, and proven not to have been me then either. You have to lock it, so that the "final word" is had, and the public go away thinking "wow what a cunt for doing that is CUS", despite that not being the truth of it.

I wish I had chums I could get to kick off at other people, when I am hurt by someone, whether by their intention or my own misunderstanding. I don't.

So, I apologize to those of you thinking "Oh what a tedious fucking ball-ache" and totally agree. I like that already, there's so much glad-handed arse-covering, that the fact that one Mod makes an insinuation, and the other furthers it, is not considered abuse. It's there if you know it's there, and the fact that you don't, doesn't make it any less abusive to me. It's called passive aggression, and any of you thinking "No, no, if someone doesn't directly address you then they're not talking about you" would do well to bear that in mind.

In any case, I really am sorry that some people are too childish and, apparently, too ashamed of a fucking rumour to not be total cunts, and I really hope you have lots of lovely game chats. I'm not fucking off, because I have a right to be here, and I have no reason to be guilty at all, and I hope to see you on Live some time.

Then vote for different mods, go Democracy!

Oh, FFS.

Vote multiple times from multiple user accounts, go Demo.. Oh.

I was very careful not to have the final word in that thread. But I welcome this discussion - your moderators have nothing to hide.

I am now going to break a rule and quote some e-mail from Grim... from June of this year. Sorry Grim...

This is concerning the user "God" who signed up immediately after I was temp-banned.

"They're a very good parody of you - they have your IP address. "

AND

"Oh - you didn't have to do that. If you say you're not Him, then you're not.

I wasn't accusing you of lying, but you've got to admit that it's very coincidental.

And that's all, so, you know, hrug:"

I AM NOT GOD.

FOR FUCKS SAKE.

I've just finished reading the rest of the other thread. Like everyone else I've seriously had enough of this. When CUS came back everyone welcomed him with ne'er a misspoken word.

Now, a mere few days later CUS has gone mental again and everyone else is wondering what the fuck happened in an upset and confused way. This is what happened just before CUS left last time, if I recall.

Yep, if this discussion is worth continuing with, then do so.

What has happened is entirely as I've fucking said it, and if people would consider believing me for HALF A FUCKING SECOND then we could end all of this and get on with our fucking lives and never have to nto talk about fucking games and stuff.

CUS, you do seem to be fryish though. And several others.

Yeah, my bad, if that's what I said. Variable IP addresses suck. Good job you've got a fixed one now, I guess.

The thread was only locked while everyone calmed down, Grim... did say he would reopen it if people wanted. Let's all go and have some lunch eh?

I don't.

Its a fucking internet forum. Either you like it here, or you don't. There isn't even a fucking door to dramatically slam as you leave.

I'm not even fucking voting in the election, because I don't give a flying fuck into a rolling hotdog WHO runs BETEO. I do, however, care HOW they do it. And if I don't like the answer, then I won't bother coming here. Its a fairly fucking simple concept and one that appears to be beyond some people.

If anyone, ANYONE has a problem with the mods, or the people here then just QUIT WHINING ABOUT IT AND FUCK OFF. Stop stamping your size fucking 10s about like a spoilt five year old and just fucking leave.

The mere fact that people are posting here means they are happy with the situation.

Hands up who didn't expect to see this thread!

Anyone?

Bueller?

Oh for cunting fuck's sake. Fine. My password is 'n1ppl3clamps', log in as me and start PMing each other some more "nasty PMs" that I supposedly said. Go hog wild.

I DON'T CARE WHO RUNS BETEO. I DON'T CARE. I JUST WISH THEY WOULD ALLOW ME TO DO WHAT I HAVE DONE, AND LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE, AND STOP SPREADING LIES ABOUT ME.

Thank you for the genuine lol

Seriously?

Apparently so.

Is this your forum? Yes or no?

If no, then their gaff, their rules, live with it or fuck off.

Unshockingly, I've locked up the CUS account to stop abuse.
CUS, get in touch and I'll tell you the new password.

Well this is fun isn't it?

Hey, what are those bruises?

...

Too soon?

Damn you Grim..., you beat me to it!

About time someone else did the beating.

I'll stop, I promise.

Thank god for good quality make up, that's all I can say.

I can't believe you made those jokes.




Pint of Stella, myoptika?

He looks better for it, certainly.

Aww bollox, I was just about to log on as CUS and post a big apology...

Give me your password, let me do it.

Doughnut is, I think, the usual saying. It makes more sense from a male perspective. I doubt anyone could actually insert themselves into a hotdog. A woman would have to throw herself onto a rolling hotdog to make a succesful flying fuck.

Only a rampant mod would even attempt such a thing.

Hotdog sounds better.

Could you count the actual hotdog bun as a "hotdog"? You could probably manage a flying fuck into one of those.

Google says you are wrong.

This is correct. It is a term used by American pilots to describe what it's like trying to hook the probe on their aircraft to the refuelling plane's drogue chute in order to carry out in-flight refuelling.

/nerd

Note to self:

Do not accept 'mustard' from Squirt.

Absolute poppycock. Until you put together "bun" and "sausage" you don't have a hotdog, and if you take one part away, it's not a hotdog any more.

So, on to mod abuse. I think we should take turns beating myoptika with a sack of oranges. Me first.

If he was an ice cream, he'd be...

deep fryished ice cream?

I think it's a Nottingham clique thing. Sorry Duds, you can't play.

I believe the answer is Cornetto...

Bing!

Joans wins. Now let us never play again.

Oh, like, battered?

Fried ice cream for the win. Crunchy on the outside, but half-melted loveliness on the inside.

This amused me probably much more than it should have.

I do not know what the facts of the matters are, what is the actual case and what isn't, but, really, can people not take the mick, even if they think it is just gentle ribbing, people seem to be getting quite upset, there is obviously confusion over what has happened, who the Fryish account is or is not, and although people are of course allowed to think what they want it is hard to say certainly, 100%, these are the facts. As far as I have seen this past week, though I have not been around much, the Fryish account is not in use. Whoever created it, to whatever means, may have done it on the spur of the moment, may have forgotten, may have regretted it.

Maybe it would be best to just move on. If people think that they can sort things out or improve matters by talking them though then that's great, and as much as I have no idea what you mean by 'tasting fryish', it's probably just going to cause more upset for either CUS, another member or the mods, possibly everyone, if people can't just get on with things.

Don't write me, I'll throw all your correspondence in the bin.

Peace and love.

Peace and love.

And it only needed love tap jokes to make everything all better.

If it helps, I can bash some more birds? Just give me a list.

I spent ages writing out the facts in that other thread.
Did you not see them?