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Author:  Shin [ Tue Oct 14, 2008 15:25 ]
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GazChap wrote:
That reminds me, I've got every episode of Knightmare on my computer after downloading them from UKNova, but I've not watched any.


There we go then dear, that's what I'll be doing tonight whilst you are off shooting...I wonder if I can play Knightmare with Poppet and encourage him to move down the sink?
Author:  CUS [ Tue Oct 14, 2008 15:29 ]
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Spell-casting! A - M - B - U - L - A - N - C - E
Author:  Plissken [ Tue Oct 14, 2008 20:15 ]
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Obviously I've been having a shitty time of it, then one of my mates rings up and says he is going to the doctor, as he's found a lump on one of his bollocks. Received the following email:

Quote:
Mike,
I promised to let you know what happened at the Doctor's. I have what is known as an epidydimal cyst. It's benign, completely harmless as long as it doesn't get too big and apparently common in middle-aged men.

So now I'm middle-aged. Bugger. There's a part of me that would rather have cancer.


I think I laughed until I cried.
Author:  Dudley [ Tue Oct 14, 2008 20:39 ]
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:D Excellent.
Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Tue Oct 14, 2008 22:33 ]
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GazChap wrote:
That reminds me, I've got every episode of Knightmare on my computer after downloading them from UKNova, but I've not watched any.


SPELLCASTING!


L O S E R


:DD :DD :DD

Meanwhile on Thursday I'm spending an hour hanging out with bastards who catch innocent motorists going 0.5mph over the limit some nice chaps who have safety cameras. Which is nice.

Of course, what would be nicer is if someone went bombing it past the camera when I'm recording my footage of how it all works. Anyone want to earn a fiver*.

The client pointed out to me that it would be ironic if we were done for speeding while driving towards them where they are parked up.






* And 3 points and a fine.
Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Tue Oct 14, 2008 22:34 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Ian Osborne wrote:
Do the votes on these polls carry over when the poll changes? This thread has featured three polls to date - does the vote count reset for new ones?

No.


Can we have a poll to decide if we want a poll?

Or a poll to decide if we should carry the Craster badger touching thing on for another week? I'm starting to tire of it.
Author:  CUS [ Tue Oct 14, 2008 22:36 ]
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What's this about Craster touching badgers? I don't get it.
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Oct 14, 2008 22:37 ]
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Cleeky in-joke.
Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Tue Oct 14, 2008 22:39 ]
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CUS wrote:
What's this about Craster touching badgers? I don't get it.


It was a smear campaign started when he stated he would stand for badgersex election. The idea was I would boost my own vote.

However I didn't stand in the end. But never the less, it came out that Craster enjoys touching badgers. I suspect this may be a smear by his political opponents as I voted for Craster and his depraved badger sex well thought out policies anyway.
Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Tue Oct 14, 2008 22:41 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
Cleeky in-joke.


Remember kids, vote CG for the fourth reich order over chaos.
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Oct 14, 2008 22:49 ]
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Peace through power.
Author:  Grim... [ Tue Oct 14, 2008 23:36 ]
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CUS wrote:
Spell-casting! A - M - B - U - L - A - N - C - E

:DD
Literalol!
Author:  kalmar [ Tue Oct 14, 2008 23:44 ]
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Can we have a lock on the mafia thread? I think myp's gone to sleep.

(err check my vote counting first though)
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:21 ]
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Good morning.

I quite enjoyed Last Man Standing last night. They where whacking the shit out of each other with 7 foot sticks.
Author:  Shin [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:34 ]
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Last night Gaz went target shooting. I opted out of going again because he needs his space and I couldn't leave because I wanted to play bomberman and I felt poorly.

So my night:

I played bomberman, got 60 costumes, eyes bled a bit. Played frogger, cursed it for ages, couldn't get past level one, eyes bled. Gaz came back, played Forza (?) I laughed a lot at him blaming everything else that made him crash, nothing to do with his driving of course (hehe) he showed me Pacman. Played pacman, was quite good, brain hurt, eyes bled. Gaz played Pacman, went like the clappers, eyes bled.

Then he got me onto this game where there's a stone frog and you have to shoot out coloured stones and link them together (T-something I think it's called?) couldn't stop playing as I got quite far, Gaz went to bed...

I went to bed at 1:15am...I hate addictive games...
Author:  GazChap [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:37 ]
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It's called Zuma, my dear.
Author:  Joans [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:39 ]
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You played Frogger?
Didn't you read my highly in-depth review a few weeks ago (probably buried in b&b3 somewhere)?
Essentially, it's shit, but (as Devilman pointed out), not as bad as Frogger 2.
Author:  Shin [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:42 ]
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Zuma, that's it! (T-something...*shakes head* durrr) I was bloody good (or at least thought I was)
Frogger is a hateful game, drives me mad! Would the bastard amphibian get on the sandy bank? Would he fuck.

Joans-I don't really read reviews, I may do if it's something I'm very interested in, but I worry I may miss out on a game I actually really like if I take notice of reviews too much
Author:  Dudley [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:49 ]
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GazChap wrote:
It's called Actionloop, my dear.


FTFY
Author:  Joans [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:55 ]
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Shin wrote:
Frogger is a hateful game, drives me mad! Would the bastard amphibian get on the sandy bank? Would he fuck.

Joans-I don't really read reviews, I may do if it's something I'm very interested in, but I worry I may miss out on a game I actually really like if I take notice of reviews too much


I should really have said "review" as I just ranted about it a bit after playing it. Still if you had read it then you'd have missed out on getting to play Frogger, which you seemed to enjoy from the sound of it.

Also, it did seem like there was more chance of getting him to fuck than getting him to the end of the level. :hat:
Author:  GazChap [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:57 ]
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Dudley wrote:
GazChap wrote:
It's called Actionloop, my dear.


FTFY

Well, yes. In fact, I should have said Actionloop from the start so that she couldn't find it again and keep me awake until 1.15am with her cursing at the screen.
Author:  Shin [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:59 ]
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Joans wrote:
I should really have said "review" as I just ranted about it a bit after playing it. Still if you had read it then you'd have missed out on getting to play Frogger, which you seemed to enjoy from the sound of it.

Also, it did seem like there was more chance of getting him to fuck than getting him to the end of the level. :hat:


Oh, that bit was easy! If anyone heard me, they'd have thought I was some kind of pervert!
'Go on! Get in there-YESSSSSSSSS'

Yup...I am sad

Gaz- You can cook and clean then love, okay? I will stop Xbox'ing if you cook and clean instead ;) See who gives in first
Author:  BikNorton [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:24 ]
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If you add my gamertag as a friend*, you'll see that I am the winner of Zuma. Well, I am among my current friendlist anyway. Well, I was last time I looked.

I spent about 8 months playing it almost non-stop while unemployed, and actually finished it (in the 'ran out of levels' rather than '...Achievements' sense). A single game used to take way over 4 hours.

Why can't I see my Friends Leaderboards on xbox.com? Tut.

* Oh, you had. Heh.
Author:  Shin [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:41 ]
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BikNorton wrote:
If you add my gamertag as a friend*, you'll see that I am the winner of Zuma. Well, I am among my current friendlist anyway. Well, I was last time I looked.

I spent about 8 months playing it almost non-stop while unemployed, and actually finished it (in the 'ran out of levels' rather than '...Achievements' sense). A single game used to take way over 4 hours.

Why can't I see my Friends Leaderboards on xbox.com? Tut.

* Oh, you had. Heh.


Yep-do I get any messages or acceptance? NO :P So poo on you, heh.

Do you do Bomberman??
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:47 ]
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Crikey
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:58 ]
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If I'm going to the public bit of the magistrate's court, I don't need to be clean shaven and have a shirt, do i?
Author:  Shin [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 13:00 ]
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MaliA wrote:
If I'm going to the public bit of the magistrate's court, I don't need to be clean shaven and have a shirt, do i?


I believe the code of dress is as follows:

Curry stained t-shirt reading 'I :luv: UR MUM'
Brown paper bag with meths in it
Stained trousers with holes in them
Underwear optional

Have a nice day dear :kiss:

EDIT: If you do this can I please have pictures? ;p
Author:  Sheepeh [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 13:29 ]
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MaliA wrote:
If I'm going to the public bit of the magistrate's court, I don't need to be clean shaven and have a shirt, do i?


No, in my experience.

Or in the Crown Court, come to that. Not even when you're defending yourself.

Some people.
Author:  GazChap [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 13:35 ]
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MaliA wrote:
If I'm going to the public bit of the magistrate's court, I don't need to be clean shaven and have a shirt, do i?

No, but you probably should be if you want to be taken seriously.
Author:  BikNorton [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 13:49 ]
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Shin wrote:
BikNorton wrote:
If you add my gamertag as a friend*, you'll see that I am the winner of Zuma. Well, I am among my current friendlist anyway. Well, I was last time I looked.

I spent about 8 months playing it almost non-stop while unemployed, and actually finished it (in the 'ran out of levels' rather than '...Achievements' sense). A single game used to take way over 4 hours.

Why can't I see my Friends Leaderboards on xbox.com? Tut.

* Oh, you had. Heh.


Yep-do I get any messages or acceptance? NO :P So poo on you, heh.

Do you do Bomberman??

I haven't turned my 360 on in ages, except to watch Heroeses in bed (without signing in to Live). I accepted your request when I saw it on xbox.com earlier, which I was trying to see my friendslist Zuma leaderboard on!
Author:  Kern [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 13:50 ]
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Moan of the day:
10p for a carrier bag? That's one hell of a mark-up. I'll just carry my awkward shaped goods and get them wet, thanks.
Author:  Malc [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 13:51 ]
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Kern wrote:
Moan of the day:
10p for a carrier bag? That's one hell of a mark-up. I'll just carry my awkward shaped goods and get them wet, thanks.


The Policy in Action!

Malc
Author:  kalmar [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 13:53 ]
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Haha! PWNED by Your Consumerist Habits!
Author:  Kern [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 13:55 ]
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I think I'm going to make some species extinct this afternoon.
Author:  Mimi [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 13:56 ]
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Kern wrote:
Moan of the day:
10p for a carrier bag? That's one hell of a mark-up. I'll just carry my awkward shaped goods and get them wet, thanks.


Now that you don't get free carrier bags anywhere I have nothing to put in the waste bins at home, so I have to go out and buy bin loners whereas I never had to before, so where is the environment being saved if you now have to go out to specifically buy bags that you'd otherwise re-use for your shopping? You can't re-use standard carrier bags for shopping now, either, because they are about 3 microns thick.

grumble mumble.
Author:  GazChap [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 13:59 ]
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I have the same problem Mimi, so I just throw all of my rubbish out of my kitchen window on to the ground below. Eventually it biodegrades and becomes one with the Earth ;)
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 14:00 ]
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Goats are the answer. They eat absolutely fucking everything.
Author:  Shin [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 14:05 ]
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I am going to eat razors today

I swear to god if that bloody prat comes in once more asking if I've done his sample he will have his nads stapled to my desk-graaaah!

He gave me the pigging sample YESTERDAY to recreate, embroider and sort out and he keeps saying 'is it done yet?' Christ it's like me saying, 'are we there yet?' in the car, christ it's annoying

Bik- It's okay, I wasn't having a go-I can take you on Zuma though :p hehe
Author:  kalmar [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 14:08 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Kern wrote:
Moan of the day:
10p for a carrier bag? That's one hell of a mark-up. I'll just carry my awkward shaped goods and get them wet, thanks.


Now that you don't get free carrier bags anywhere I have nothing to put in the waste bins at home, so I have to go out and buy bin loners whereas I never had to before, so where is the environment being saved if you now have to go out to specifically buy bags


I just tip the bins directly into the wheelie bin, no messing about with bin liners or carrier bags.
For shopping I sometimes remember to take one of the excellent "reusable for life" bags from tesco, which are massive and indestructible :)
Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 14:09 ]
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Mr Chris wrote:
Goats are the answer. They eat absolutely fucking everything.


UNTRUE!

Mrs Chinny's parents used to have goats and although they will eat lots of things, there is loads of stuff they will leave alone.
Author:  Shin [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 14:09 ]
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I used to have about 30 carrier bags stored in my cupboard, I swear they breed!
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 14:09 ]
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chinnyhill10 wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:
Goats are the answer. They eat absolutely fucking everything.


UNTRUE!

Mrs Chinny's parents used to have goats and although they will eat lots of things, there is loads of stuff they will leave alone.

Mrs Chinny's cooking that bad, eh?
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 14:09 ]
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Stupidly I went shopping yesterday and forgot to take one of my 8 bags for life with me. I was forced to use 4 regular carrier bags and OH THE GUILT, THE GUILT of doing so. I've kept them and will use them as small bin liners, as per Mimi.
Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 14:11 ]
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I've not found many places that will charge me for plastic bag use as yet. Tesco, Sainsbury and M&S all let me have them for free (even though M&S pretends it will charge me). Is this a regional thing or do I just shop at dodgy branches?

We use plastic carrier bags for the recycling, and usually have about the right amount. For the bins we use massive big black bags that you can buy from Robert Dyas at about 100 for 5 quid. They're awesome.
Author:  kalmar [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 14:12 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
forgot to take one of my 8 bags for life with me. I was forced to use 4 regular carrier bags and OH THE GUILT, THE GUILT of doing so.


:this:
Author:  Ian Osborne [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 14:13 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Now that you don't get free carrier bags anywhere I have nothing to put in the waste bins at home, so I have to go out and buy bin loners whereas I never had to before, so where is the environment being saved if you now have to go out to specifically buy bags that you'd otherwise re-use for your shopping? You can't re-use standard carrier bags for shopping now, either, because they are about 3 microns thick.

Can you honestly put your hand on your heart and say you used all of your shopping bags for bin liners? Do you really never, ever get a new carrier bag when out shopping?

I too use carrier bags as bin liners, but realistically, I used only a fraction of the ones I was taking home with me in this way, even though I often took my own bags to the shop too. Nowadays I make an even bigger effort to use my own bags, but even so I still find I need a carrier occasionally, and certainly still use enough to recycle as bin liners.
Author:  Ian Osborne [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 14:14 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
I've not found many places that will charge me for plastic bag use as yet. Tesco, Sainsbury and M&S all let me have them for free (even though M&S pretends it will charge me). Is this a regional thing or do I just shop at dodgy branches?

Free in Sainsburys Stafford too, but you have to ask for them - they keep them under the table now instead of on little racks where you pack your shopping.
Author:  Joans [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 14:15 ]
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Shin wrote:
I am going to eat razors today

I swear to god if that bloody prat comes in once more asking if I've done his sample he will have his nads stapled to my desk-graaaah!

He gave me the pigging sample YESTERDAY to recreate, embroider and sort out and he keeps saying 'is it done yet?' Christ it's like me saying, 'are we there yet?' in the car, christ it's annoying

Bik- It's okay, I wasn't having a go-I can take you on Zuma though :p hehe


But you don't do that in cars, do you? :'(
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 14:16 ]
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Ian Osborne wrote:
Curiosity wrote:
I've not found many places that will charge me for plastic bag use as yet. Tesco, Sainsbury and M&S all let me have them for free (even though M&S pretends it will charge me). Is this a regional thing or do I just shop at dodgy branches?

Free in Sainsburys Stafford too, but you have to ask for them - they keep them under the table now instead of on little racks where you pack your shopping.

They do that in our local one too. I had a massive pile of shopping the other day, and the woman says "do you have you own bags"? "To which I respond "no". She gives me ONE BAG. ONE. I looked at her incredulously. More bags were forthcoming.
Author:  Shin [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 14:16 ]
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Gaz is very good actually, he has 4 of those heavy reusable granny-type bags.
When we went to Morrisons he pulled one out after the other like those Russian dolls! :D
It was a great day for bags/recycling/and me

I always use bags as rubbish bags, might aswell re-use them and not throw them away

Joans- Nope, but I do this: 'Dr.Joans, Dr.Joans, calling Dr.Joans, Dr.Joans, Dr.Joans get up now!' :D
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