Be Excellent To Each Other

Spell-casting! A - M - B - U - L - A - N - C - E

Obviously I've been having a shitty time of it, then one of my mates rings up and says he is going to the doctor, as he's found a lump on one of his bollocks. Received the following email:



I think I laughed until I cried.

Excellent.

SPELLCASTING!


L O S E R




Meanwhile on Thursday I'm spending an hour hanging out with bastards who catch innocent motorists going 0.5mph over the limit some nice chaps who have safety cameras. Which is nice.

Of course, what would be nicer is if someone went bombing it past the camera when I'm recording my footage of how it all works. Anyone want to earn a fiver*.

The client pointed out to me that it would be ironic if we were done for speeding while driving towards them where they are parked up.






* And 3 points and a fine.

Can we have a poll to decide if we want a poll?

Or a poll to decide if we should carry the Craster badger touching thing on for another week? I'm starting to tire of it.

What's this about Craster touching badgers? I don't get it.

Cleeky in-joke.

It was a smear campaign started when he stated he would stand for badgersex election. The idea was I would boost my own vote.

However I didn't stand in the end. But never the less, it came out that Craster enjoys touching badgers. I suspect this may be a smear by his political opponents as I voted for Craster and his depraved badger sex well thought out policies anyway.

Remember kids, vote CG for the fourth reich order over chaos.

Peace through power.

Literalol!

Can we have a lock on the mafia thread? I think myp's gone to sleep.

(err check my vote counting first though)

Good morning.

I quite enjoyed Last Man Standing last night. They where whacking the shit out of each other with 7 foot sticks.

It's called Zuma, my dear.

You played Frogger?
Didn't you read my highly in-depth review a few weeks ago (probably buried in b&b3 somewhere)?
Essentially, it's shit, but (as Devilman pointed out), not as bad as Frogger 2.

FTFY

I should really have said "review" as I just ranted about it a bit after playing it. Still if you had read it then you'd have missed out on getting to play Frogger, which you seemed to enjoy from the sound of it.

Also, it did seem like there was more chance of getting him to fuck than getting him to the end of the level.

Well, yes. In fact, I should have said Actionloop from the start so that she couldn't find it again and keep me awake until 1.15am with her cursing at the screen.

If you add my gamertag as a friend*, you'll see that I am the winner of Zuma. Well, I am among my current friendlist anyway. Well, I was last time I looked.

I spent about 8 months playing it almost non-stop while unemployed, and actually finished it (in the 'ran out of levels' rather than '...Achievements' sense). A single game used to take way over 4 hours.

Why can't I see my Friends Leaderboards on xbox.com? Tut.

* Oh, you had. Heh.

If I'm going to the public bit of the magistrate's court, I don't need to be clean shaven and have a shirt, do i?

No, in my experience.

Or in the Crown Court, come to that. Not even when you're defending yourself.

Some people.

No, but you probably should be if you want to be taken seriously.

I haven't turned my 360 on in ages, except to watch Heroeses in bed (without signing in to Live). I accepted your request when I saw it on xbox.com earlier, which I was trying to see my friendslist Zuma leaderboard on!

Moan of the day:
10p for a carrier bag? That's one hell of a mark-up. I'll just carry my awkward shaped goods and get them wet, thanks.

The Policy in Action!

Malc

Haha! PWNED by Your Consumerist Habits!

I think I'm going to make some species extinct this afternoon.

Now that you don't get free carrier bags anywhere I have nothing to put in the waste bins at home, so I have to go out and buy bin loners whereas I never had to before, so where is the environment being saved if you now have to go out to specifically buy bags that you'd otherwise re-use for your shopping? You can't re-use standard carrier bags for shopping now, either, because they are about 3 microns thick.

grumble mumble.

I have the same problem Mimi, so I just throw all of my rubbish out of my kitchen window on to the ground below. Eventually it biodegrades and becomes one with the Earth

Goats are the answer. They eat absolutely fucking everything.

I just tip the bins directly into the wheelie bin, no messing about with bin liners or carrier bags.
For shopping I sometimes remember to take one of the excellent "reusable for life" bags from tesco, which are massive and indestructible

UNTRUE!

Mrs Chinny's parents used to have goats and although they will eat lots of things, there is loads of stuff they will leave alone.

Mrs Chinny's cooking that bad, eh?

Stupidly I went shopping yesterday and forgot to take one of my 8 bags for life with me. I was forced to use 4 regular carrier bags and OH THE GUILT, THE GUILT of doing so. I've kept them and will use them as small bin liners, as per Mimi.

I've not found many places that will charge me for plastic bag use as yet. Tesco, Sainsbury and M&S all let me have them for free (even though M&S pretends it will charge me). Is this a regional thing or do I just shop at dodgy branches?

We use plastic carrier bags for the recycling, and usually have about the right amount. For the bins we use massive big black bags that you can buy from Robert Dyas at about 100 for 5 quid. They're awesome.

Can you honestly put your hand on your heart and say you used all of your shopping bags for bin liners? Do you really never, ever get a new carrier bag when out shopping?

I too use carrier bags as bin liners, but realistically, I used only a fraction of the ones I was taking home with me in this way, even though I often took my own bags to the shop too. Nowadays I make an even bigger effort to use my own bags, but even so I still find I need a carrier occasionally, and certainly still use enough to recycle as bin liners.

Free in Sainsburys Stafford too, but you have to ask for them - they keep them under the table now instead of on little racks where you pack your shopping.

But you don't do that in cars, do you?

They do that in our local one too. I had a massive pile of shopping the other day, and the woman says "do you have you own bags"? "To which I respond "no". She gives me ONE BAG. ONE. I looked at her incredulously. More bags were forthcoming.