Blibs and blobs number 4

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:49

It's obviously Michael Moore.

Pod · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2568

nynfortoo wrote:

I'm in hospital today to finally get my cast off! Yay! :DD

Oh no, jinxed it. It hasn't healed yet, so another fortnight in a cast, totalling 9 weeks with metal holding me together.

Finally got to see my x-ray though. This fascinates me on the same level CG's brain must have done to him.

I like the right hand xray. The surgeon even thought of putting his signature on the bottom right of your arm.

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:08

I read somewhere once that it was against the law to post pictures of your Xrays on the internet.. I could be wrong though!!

GazChap · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:11

TheVision wrote:

I read somewhere once that it was against the law to post pictures of your Xrays on the internet.. I could be wrong though!!

That's transparently false.

Plissken · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:40

If so, the law is broken.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Plissken wrote:

If so, the law is broken.

X-ray it to be sure LOLZ.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

I can see right through what you did there.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Fascinating though nyn, and not a little bit creepy. I'd be mildly disconcerted if I could see 5 or 6 screws deep into where my bones should be.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:46

It's amazing really, I like looking at this kind of thing. Medical people are so clever

except if you bust your ribs, then they do nooothing

GazChap · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:53

Shin wrote:

except if you bust your ribs, then they do nooothing

In my experience, they just get insanely jealous that you can now auto-fellate.

Well, if you're a bloke, obv.

Ian Osborne · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 424

Shin wrote:

It's amazing really, I like looking at this kind of thing. Medical people are so clever

except if you bust your ribs, then they do nooothing

How did you manage to bust your ribs? Sounds painful.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Probably from talking too fucking much. Outward pressure and all that.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:01

It was when some bastards jumped me and a few friends (shortly after I moved to Shropshire) and there was a scuffle, thought they were after our purses-looong story, it's on here somewhere. Needless to say I didn't exactly find Shropshire to be the nicest of places

ComicalGnomes wrote:

Random angry rubbish

Uh huh yep

Malabelm · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:02

Mimi wrote:

Jeez, Nyn

Big love to you. I knew that you had an accident and injured yourself, but what's witht he eiffel tower scaffolding in your arm?

Much love to you, and good luck on yor next trip through an airport :kiss:

Heh, thanks Meems.

I already have a plate and screws in my wrist, and that hasn't set any alarms off yet; hopefully this one won't either!

Craster wrote:

Nyn's arm looks like the solution to one of those physics puzzles with the turny things and the sticks. What happens when you make it go, Nyn?

I'll be doing my first test-run in 2 weeks. I'll make a video and Youtube it. Christ knows what it does — it looks crazy!

Pod wrote:

I like the right hand xray. The surgeon even thought of putting his signature on the bottom right of your arm.

Hah, so that's what all that is! Touché, surgeon, touché.

TheVision wrote:

I read somewhere once that it was against the law to post pictures of your Xrays on the internet.. I could be wrong though!!

Wouldn't give a fuck if it was

ComicalGnomes wrote:

Fascinating though nyn, and not a little bit creepy. I'd be mildly disconcerted if I could see 5 or 6 screws deep into where my bones should be.

It's ace, but I still feel massively disconnected (gaps! ho ho) from these images because all I'll ever see is the great big scar.

I'd love to see my brain like you did, but MRI = NO! now.

Shin wrote:

It's amazing really, I like looking at this kind of thing. Medical people are so clever

except if you bust your ribs, then they do nooothing

Annoying and painful, isn't it! I broke a couple earlier this year when I left my iPod in my jacket's inside pocket, then had a faceplant while snowboarding. Everything was just left to heal by itself.

Hmm. Shattered elbow, shattered wrist, shattered eye-socket, broken ribs. I need to stay indoors.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

ComicalGnomes wrote:

Probably from talking too fucking much. Outward pressure and all that.

cough

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:09

nynfortoo wrote:

Shin wrote:

It's amazing really, I like looking at this kind of thing. Medical people are so clever

except if you bust your ribs, then they do nooothing

Annoying and painful, isn't it! I broke a couple earlier this year when I left my iPod in my jacket's inside pocket, then had a faceplant while snowboarding. Everything was just left to heal by itself.

Hmm. Shattered elbow, shattered wrist, shattered eye-socket, broken ribs. I need to stay indoors.

Oooh >.< shattered eye socket? Jesus! That makes me cringe. They giving you fun stuff to eat though for it? What pills you on?

I had like muscle ones to reduce the inflamation of the area around my ribs, it was all bruised up and nasty. I was buggered up for ages through it, get a few twinges now and again but only if I do something daft.

I remember when they used to bandage the ribs up! But of course, not allowed to do that anymore. Horrible *shivers*

Also thanks for finding that Mimi

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Talking too much probably caught the attention of the mugger

Malabelm · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:24

Shin wrote:

Oooh >.< shattered eye socket? Jesus! That makes me cringe. They giving you fun stuff to eat though for it? What pills you on?

I had like muscle ones to reduce the inflamation of the area around my ribs, it was all bruised up and nasty. I was buggered up for ages through it, get a few twinges now and again but only if I do something daft.

I remember when they used to bandage the ribs up! But of course, not allowed to do that anymore. Horrible *shivers*

To be fair, the doctor said because I wasn't having trouble breathing and the pain was manageable with drugs, he wasn't going to x-ray me; the injury could have either been cracked ribs or just heavy bruising — neither of which are serious, and both have the same fix: time and rest. I didn't get any special things to eat.

The eye-socket was from getting beaten up at Chester train station in my teens. Fortunately it had no effect on my sight, so they chose not to operate; the pieces are still in my face somewhere.

It's quite cool getting people to slowly feel along both of my eye-sockets though, and seeing their face when one of their fingers starts dropping and poking my eye directly. I'll never tire of that.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

nynfortoo wrote:

It's quite cool getting people to slowly feel along both of my eye-sockets though, and seeing their face when one of their fingers starts dropping and poking my eye directly. I'll never tire of that.

Well it's better than a poke in the eye.... oh.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:34

Dudley wrote:

Well it's better than a poke in the eye.... oh.

I don't understand why you're still allowed to be alive.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:03

nynfortoo wrote:

To be fair, the doctor said because I wasn't having trouble breathing and the pain was manageable with drugs, he wasn't going to x-ray me; the injury could have either been cracked ribs or just heavy bruising — neither of which are serious, and both have the same fix: time and rest. I didn't get any special things to eat.

The eye-socket was from getting beaten up at Chester train station in my teens. Fortunately it had no effect on my sight, so they chose not to operate; the pieces are still in my face somewhere.

It's quite cool getting people to slowly feel along both of my eye-sockets though, and seeing their face when one of their fingers starts dropping and poking my eye directly. I'll never tire of that.

Oh that was lucky. I was on tablets to ease the swelling for ages! They were like bloody horse tablets or something the size of them!

Chester is a mighty scary place sometimes, especially the station

you were bloody lucky though that it didn't do anything to your eye! Whew. Eugh >.< nasty party trick!lol.

My one is that people can push fingers in the holes in my knee caps from my keyhole surgery

they don't look bad though, scars are very old and white now-but then so are my legs

I look like the Milky Bar kid-or a Daz ad!

My hole in my head (yes, where my brain fell out) does bug me, you can only really see it if I look shocked or frown heavily. I went down the stairs in my walker when I was a baby (dad left the gate open at the top of the stairs) and I cracked my head open on the front door :'(

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

A real life "I was dropped on my head as a baby"?

"SLOTH LOVE SHIN!"
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Shin · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:08

*WAIL*

All my pictures are LIES, I am actually grossly disfigured :'(

hehe

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Shin wrote:

*WAIL*

All my pictures are LIES, I am actually grossly disfigured :'(

hehe

You do realise the obvious comeback that leaves you open to right?

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Too easy, even for me.*

*double entendre FTW.

Ian Osborne · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 424

Shin wrote:

All my pictures are LIES, I am actually grossly disfigured :'(

Naah, your pictures look very nice, whether you have a hole in your head or not.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:35

I have just screamed at the phone as it will not stop ringing! Much to the fright of a customer Jo was dealing with ^.^ hehehe.

Awww thank you Ian ^.^* me and Tanya will have to take you out on the tiles in a week or so, make yourself available, I'll show you my hole

Duds-if you want to pick up on it, keeping in mind that I am attending Shcunt then that's up to you

Ian Osborne · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 424

Shin wrote:

I have just screamed at the phone as it will not stop ringing! Much to the fright of a customer Jo was dealing with ^.^ hehehe.

Awww thank you Ian ^.^* me and Tanya will have to take you out on the tiles in a week or so, make yourself available, I'll show you my hole

Duds-if you want to pick up on it, keeping in mind that I am attending Shcunt then that's up to you

I have a new sig! :DD

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:42

(Is laughing) Oh god, I had to write that though-the evil Shin on the left shoulder told me to!
My excuse is I am having a very weird day at work

Love the new sig! :DD

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 14:39

Anyone fancy a kebab?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west ... 669625.stm

CUS · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 14:53

*looks at poll results*

Okay, this forum is pretty excellent sometimes.

Ian Osborne · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 424

Do the votes on these polls carry over when the poll changes? This thread has featured three polls to date - does the vote count reset for new ones?

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 15:08

Ian Osborne wrote:

Do the votes on these polls carry over when the poll changes? This thread has featured three polls to date - does the vote count reset for new ones?

No.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Bloody does.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 15:12

Well, it hasn't so far.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

It does indeed reset, from the polls I've done and changed in the past.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Grim... wrote:

Well, it hasn't so far.

You could at least pretend, bitch.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 15:12

It keeps the vote from the last poll on, until you change it

Ian Osborne · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 424

So the 25 people who are sexually attracted to Craster might've voted to to say Shin is most likely to post the most on this thread?

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 15:15

If they haven't changed the vote then I assume that's a yes

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

IT'S QUITE OK FOLKS, NO NEED TO MAINTAIN THE ILLUSION HERE, OR ANYTHING.

Sheesh.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 15:17

Um, I picked 'Yes' for this one...does that assuage you in any way?

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Ian Osborne wrote:

So the 25 people who are sexually attracted to Craster might've voted to to say Shin is most likely to post the most on this thread?

No, because it was only 25 people.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Harrumph.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

I think polls reset when you change the possible answers, but not the question. The answers have been fixed at yes/no in this thread throughout.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Craster wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Well, it hasn't so far.

You could at least pretend, bitch.

BUT IT DOES THOUGH. So why isn't it now?

EDIt - "Dr" Gaywood appears to have answered this sufficiently. Thanks, "Dr".

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 15:18

*Claps hands together*

Anywaaaay-how about that car trip then Joans? Reckon we can play Knightmare and listen to Aqua?

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Shin wrote:

*Claps hands together*

Anywaaaay-how about that car trip then Joans? Reckon we can play Knightmare and listen to Aqua?

Sure, you put the helmet on and I'll see if I can guide you across the M40.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 15:21

Joans wrote:

Shin wrote:

*Claps hands together*

Anywaaaay-how about that car trip then Joans? Reckon we can play Knightmare and listen to Aqua?

Sure, you put the helmet on and I'll see if I can guide you across the M40.

That's be best the best summer trip ever!

GazChap · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 15:24

That reminds me, I've got every episode of Knightmare on my computer after downloading them from UKNova, but I've not watched any.

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