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Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Naked and standing on frogs?

It was a hobby very few of us shared.

What you have to most worry about is if she was of Grim...'s 'conquests'.

Did she ever go to the Sugarhouse>

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 29, 2008 19:59

Mimi wrote:

Naked and standing on frogs?

It was a hobby very few of us shared.

What you have to most worry about is if she was of Grim...'s 'conquests'.

Did she ever go to the Sugarhouse>

Heh, not alot right now, but she's interested in Lancaster alumini anyways, and stuffs.

Funny how things like that work out..

Also, I am currently scared as she's back in a bit, and I managed to go out and have a few pints, then I got confused about lack of dinner...

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Thanks very much chums, you've given lots of good advice and 4.6 chuckles. I am off to eat and may possibly go to bed without chatting. But! It looks more than likely that we're all going to move out together in a couple of months. I don't hate the landlord (though he is a twat, and I am annoyed that this otherwise close to perfect home has been fucked up already in record time - eighth move in five years time, woo cunting hoo), and to be perfectly honest I'm too old for pointless aggro and brinkmanship just for the sake of it. The satisfaction we'll get when we all up sticks at once will be plenty. I may have to get a third job to finance it, but meh, there are worse things in life.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

So, on my way to bed I realised there were still letters piled up in the hall next to where I'd got a hand delivered letter from the landlord today.

They're addressed to the landlord. From Severn Trent and Scottish Power.

Aha. Ahaha. Ahahahaaaa!

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:40

In tomorrow's exciting instalment, sinister agent doesn't post as the leccy has been cut off?

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

sinister agent wrote:

So, on my way to bed I realised there were still letters piled up in the hall next to where I'd got a hand delivered letter from the landlord today.

They're addressed to the landlord. From Severn Trent and Scottish Power.

Aha. Ahaha. Ahahahaaaa!

I do wonder if it might not still be illegal for you to open those.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:18

If he's entering their home without permission, I'd say it's fair game.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10079

No it's not, interfering with mail is quite a serious crime. And probably one that could, in the court's eyes, justify immediate eviction with no notice.

Not that he'd be daft enough to do that when he realises he's going to have to pay up for all the leccy and water that he's been ill-considerdly spending on hookers and blow. Would he?

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

myoptika wrote:

If he's entering their home without permission, I'd say it's fair game.

Fair game yes, but when it's ultimately his house, you really don't want to lose the high legal ground.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:51

Just got an eviction notice through my door, great.

Me, Dudley and Sinister are getting a house together now I think

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

That I would like to see.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Rescue Meems from her flat of doom too and that's the best house ever.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:04

Can anyone hear the 'Friends' theme tune playing slightly off-key and picture Dudley drunk, lying on a sofa and me furiously hoovering under his feet?

Mimi can come aswell!

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

More likely under 60m of cable vaguely muttering "I'm sure this plugged into SOMETHING."

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:09

Oh good, you can deal with all the cables and crap, I have far too many.

I get exclusive access to the DVD player in Febuary for an Alan Rickman marathon day on his birthday though

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Dudley wrote:

myoptika wrote:

If he's entering their home without permission, I'd say it's fair game.

Fair game yes, but when it's ultimately his house, you really don't want to lose the high legal ground.

They have since become mysteriously lost in the post, your honour.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Super, but then you can't use anything you discovered in them.

Quote:

I get exclusive access to the DVD player in Febuary for an Alan Rickman marathon day on his birthday though

If it helps, I have an HD-DVD player and all the Harry Potter movies.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:43

I think I love you

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12244

Shin wrote:

I think I love you

...so what are you so afraid of?

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6516

Shin wrote:

I think I love you

Oh noes! Dramatic Beteo Shin / GazChap / Dudley / Alan Rickman Love Square!

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:54

I knew someone would do that! hehe.
And we have to be somewhere nearish woodlands

Squirt-That sounds like heaven

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Sadly I might actually have to move in November and this is sounding way more awesome than anything I'll actually find

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:28

I have to move now

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Indeed, but I fear the chances of you moving to London are minimal.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:46

No house, no money, no pets (for the meantime)

Solution:

Emploment in Soho, Marry Alan Rickman (love of my life), get rich

Londons looking good

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Excellent.

I still get a room right?

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:51

Yeah. We can have a mena...mena...mena...threesome! (laughs)

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12244

You cna sleep under Alan Rickman's bed probably.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Well we'll call that plan B. He must have a mansion with some spare rooms. We'll need another 3 for Sinister, Meems and Monkey (I've no idea if they share and I'm not sure I want to ask).

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12244

Dudley wrote:

and Monkey

Don't forget Egg!

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

He can share with Monkey.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 14:05

I really hope Bandit doesn't hump/eat Monkey or Egg

I NO CAN EAT EGGS MUMMY

Malabelm · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 14:14

Bandit looks ace.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 14:15

Thank you. He is

but then they all are really. They are the best behaved cats aswell! Bandit is the naughtiest though by far

GazChap · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 14:17

He's a little git, he is. You try and play with him and he'll scratch seven bells of shit out of you, and then next morning he'll wake you up by standing on your chest and purring, waiting to be stroked.

MAKE YOUR MIND UP, CAT.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 14:21

Thats my boy

YOU CAN NO HAS REMOTE G-UNIT!

Okay, enough Bandit.

Cripes that's big! I can't remember how to shrink it, can a mod do it or something for me please?

Malabelm · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 15:02

He looks fairly young. How old is he?

I miss my old cat, Duncan (we got him off an Everton supporter and didn't want to change his name). He was the softest, fattest big idiot ever, but full of love; he'd let you put him in any position and never complain, and never, ever lash out. It must have been a hard life as an animal growing up with kids, but there was never any shortage of attention.

Shame the stupid sod decided to go to sleep in the boot of my neighbour's car while he was transporting wood, jumped out on a main road, and never found his way home. We got reports of him hanging around one of the housing estates a mile or so from where he went missing, but had moved on when we went there to look for him. Poor little guy.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 15:13

That's like Sooty and Smokey. You can do anything with them and they don't care, they purr all the time aswell.

He's about a year and a half. Soots and Momo are 3 and a half, here's a lovely picture and the last I promise for all people that are getting cross with the pictures:

Bless 'em

It's a shame that you never found him, I would cry for ages :'(

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

There is no such thing as too many kittypics.

GazChap · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 15:25

Get that sick filth off my screen. That's borderline porn, that is!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Too much pussy.*

*Words I'd never thought I'd say, episode #365

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 15:48

Kitty pics on Pets Corner! I am bump bumping it right now so I don't encroach upon Sinisters space any more

Sorry SA
x

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

I have my own space now?

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 16:21

It's your thread and you were talking about you and I've turned it into cats-galore!

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Oh, I'm always talking about me. I can't help it, what with my being so fascinating and all.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 16:44

Have you managed to sort anything out about your problems by the way? He cannot up rent like that I'm sure, someone's probably already said that though. I know they are not allowed to increase mine more than 10.00 per year-but then I won't be living here by next Friday >.<

You'd have to do the food shopping if you lived with Me and the rest-I'm crap at that, I always only get cat food and supplies

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

I did all the food shopping for all of this year. Other people can bugger off, frankly.

I have decided to withhold my rent. Not because I think it's the best thing to do, but because it turns out I haven't been paid and I am currently stranded 12 miles from home with no money for a bus. Oops. But anyway, we'll all be moving out in or around November, probably. And I'll be having words with the landlord in the meantime.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Well that's decided then, someone find a house...

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 16:57

I'm not safe with the food shopping! It'll be jars of marmite!

Right then, that's sorted. Mimi can do the shopping then

she's probably better at it than us lot combined, she may spend it all on small bottles of wine though

Well done SA! Landlords are bastards

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Shin wrote:

I'm not safe with the food shopping! It'll be jars of marmite!

Voting Shin for food shopping.

I can tell you exactly what's in my cupboard at home.

Mini Shredded Wheat, Marmite, my mum's awesome cherry jam*, Alpen bars, bread, coffee, baked beans, rice.

* Ingredients in entirity : Cherries, sugar, IMMENSE HEAT.

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