Be Excellent To Each Other

Sleaford Mods have gradually won me over and Orbital I've loved since forever. What a timely angry banger this is:

Fucking hell - strap in.

Jeez, Grim…

That’s a few minutes of video full of very dusty onions.

wow..

I said to strap in!

I was expecting something more along the lines of a Jason Statham in Crank type rollercoaster, though. Not one that was made of ALL THE BEAUTIFUL SADS.

I am working from home (bit sick - a cold, and youngest boy is home too) and I am going to try this today.

Do you want a discussion of Ryanair's safety card?

Yes you do

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I knew that! But I recently watched Plane, which is the very definition of an okay thriller, but I now realise also does good public information work.

How many people, as he puts it, really stare straight ahead throughout a flight? He seems smart, but introducing him to a book that fits in his pocket, or a magazine in his hand might blow his mind.

That is amazing. The whole thing doesn’t miss a beat, and it’s better written and produced than pretty much anything made on TV at the moment.

Don't miss the other ones he's done, the dude is a genius.

We’ve got the others lined up to watch on other days, but surely they can’t live up to that one. I’ve watched it twice now as the first time Russell was out, so I’ve just sat and rewatched it with him.

A Train Ride Makes Everything Better

Absolutely beautiful short film by Geoff Marshall.

I CAN'T STOP PLAYING THIS SONG!

Beware the wizard at your door, trying to flog stolen garden chairs.

Does the chair wizard steal the chairs you already have whilst selling you the ‘new’ ones?

I don't know, it all got a bit hazy after I answered the door.

The only thing I can say for certain is that the chairs I lent to our new neighbours for their 'getting to know you' party last Sunday are now back in our possession.

1: Cocaine is a terrible drug.

2: “Boys, we’re heading to the old town, if you do leave the villa don’t go further than the beach so we can call you when the paella is done x”

"Now remember your skin condition, wear that head protector your Nan knitted you."

The line that kills me is "She knows I've done this multiple times". (squeaky half broken voice) "Yeah I done it. You know, 'It'. Naw they all go to a different school. Yeah, in Spain. That was it Spain."

And the quiet vocals to avoid waking their Mam up. ALSO the medieval flute music they decided on for the beats.

CHRIST I just heard the line "I met this ting, Sia, singer, destroyed her pussy but I ain't no killer." Fuck ME it's much worse than I thought.

Edit: In fact it may be even worse "I met this ting, Cilla, singer, destroyed her pussy but I ain't no killer."

:/

In that photo she has the same energy as the ham curing kid in the funny pics thread.

Haha, she does!!

Probably glasscock, but meh:

The right answer.

I think she may have had one too many antihistamines

Amazing work. Did anyone else see the link in the latest PopBitch newsletter about the AI generated British seaside scenes? It was a corker too.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/curseda ... 888958124/

oh MAN the Xfactor one is amazing

Bloody nightmarish.

I knew you'd like the AI stuff, Dimmers.

In case you were wondering...