Bits and Bobs 3

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 14:59

Grim... wrote:

Trust me when I say you have no clue.

Is it really that bad?

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 15:01

I need a decent FREE online game to play, other than utopia...which has sadly got shit now

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

You'll need something you can join quickly.

Perhaps something with a newly reset world.

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 15:16

Grim... wrote:

I've just reset the Little Savages world.
I am preparing for the hate.

Oh man.

I hope you've got some fake documents and funds in untraceable accounts so you can make an escape.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 15:16

Dudley wrote:

You'll need something you can join quickly.

Perhaps something with a newly reset world.

LMAO! Well that was helpful sweetheart...anything out there though I meant? Rather than just sayng that ;p

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 15:19

Grim... wrote:

I've just reset the Little Savages world.
I am preparing for the hate.

I didn't think I'd registered for number3, but, my email is already signed up, and I have no idea of the username I chose. (I've checked a few I often use).

Any way you could either tell me which name I signed up with, or delete the account so I can start again please (malcolm at strangeuniverse dot org)

Malc

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

AceAceBaby wrote:

Looks like a 226BW with added telly bits. It looks good. It would annoy me for being 16:10 though. I hope it letterboxes your 16:9 inputs/transmissions.

I was unsure about this, but I thought as I am going from a shitty 12" tv, I would probably not really notice too much.

Quote:

The Samsung T220HD Produces vivid colours with no discernible smear and has a multitude of input options that should satisfy even the most needy of cable hounds. Where the unit falls down is its tendency to explode in the viewer's face which can often result in having to pick bits of glass and metal out of your face. Otherwise a solid performer 4/5

Full face mask it is!

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Shin wrote:

Dudley wrote:

You'll need something you can join quickly.

Perhaps something with a newly reset world.

LMAO! Well that was helpful sweetheart...anything out there though I meant? Rather than just sayng that ;p

You suck at the reading threads.

Grim... wrote:

I've just reset the Little Savages world.
I am preparing for the hate.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 15:27

Is that a joke worked into there? I'm invoicing and cannot work humour out at this moment in time

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Grim... wrote:

I've just reset the Little Savages world.
I am preparing for the hate.

You still running that? I wasn't so keen on the new version, bit complicated.

Still, 988 bananas for any game that lets Fred Dinenage go on a week long killing rampage.

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 15:35

I bet you have a Fred Dineage shrine.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 15:39

I've been creating savages. Not sure what I'm doing, but I know that I accidentally created an 'Enticer' called 'Helen of Troy', and forgot to change 'her' sex to 'female'.

DOH!

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 15:39

Shin wrote:

Is that a joke worked into there? I'm invoicing and cannot work humour out at this moment in time

Dudley is being a bit daft.

http://www.littlesavages.co.uk/

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 15:40

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

Grim... wrote:

I've just reset the Little Savages world.
I am preparing for the hate.

I didn't think I'd registered for number3, but, my email is already signed up, and I have no idea of the username I chose. (I've checked a few I often use).

Any way you could either tell me which name I signed up with, or delete the account so I can start again please (malcolm at strangeuniverse dot org)

Malc

StrangeUniverse

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 15:41

Oh right, it was probably me. Sometimes I can be a liiiiittle dense

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

AceAceBaby wrote:

I bet you have a Fred Dineage shrine.

I did, but he came and knocked it down:

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 17:00

Grim... wrote:

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

Grim... wrote:

I've just reset the Little Savages world.
I am preparing for the hate.

I didn't think I'd registered for number3, but, my email is already signed up, and I have no idea of the username I chose. (I've checked a few I often use).

Any way you could either tell me which name I signed up with, or delete the account so I can start again please (malcolm at strangeuniverse dot org)

Malc

StrangeUniverse

thanks

Malc

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 18:35

I just bought, with Mrs A, an RAF Great Coat from Oxfam.

It's got Group Captain's pips on the epaulettes and is generally spiffing. Also, it is made by Crombie "To Air force Standards" and stuff like that, but inside the pocket is the inetersting stuff. It was amde in 1965 and I have a warrent number in it and a name and a base.

I feel a project coming on..

Also, I look really rather dapper in it.

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 18:58

You are Captain Jack and I claim my £5.

And Tosh.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

The Sun website has a new photo of Mystic Meg. Tried to post it but just ended up with a woman with her tits out. All the other photos must be at least 10 years old.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:26

chinnyhill10 wrote:

The Sun website has a new photo of Mystic Meg. Tried to post it but just ended up with a woman with her tits out. All the other photos must be at least 10 years old.

When I was in Gt Yarmouth, there was a boarded up kiosk, and on it it said that the palm reader had moved 300 yeards down the street. But there was no mention of unforseen circumstances.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:42

Fucks sake I'm going to be splitting already.

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

myoptika wrote:

Fucks sake I'm going to be splitting already.

Are you the Beex Bits and Bobs People's Front?

myp · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:46

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Trousers wrote:

myoptika wrote:

Fucks sake I'm going to be splitting already.

Are you the Beex Bits and Bobs People's Front?

He's the People's Front of Beex Bits and Bobs.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:12

Craster gets some bananas. And a melon.

MrD · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2139

tesco.com is bollocks. It seems that you have to make an account before you can browse the items.

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:32

You should be able to browse without one? I only joined because I need to do online shopping.

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 13:50

Rod (a guy I work with-he's amazing!) has just given me another one of his, 'facts for Kat' as he calls them:

Did you know that if you put a banana in a fruit bowl all the other fruit will go off before it?

I mean...where the fuck does he store that stuff?! It's a new fact every day!

Plissken · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 13:51

Shin wrote:

Rod (a guy I work with-he's amazing!) has just given me another one of his, 'facts for Kat' as he calls them:

Did you know that if you put a banana in a fruit bowl all the other fruit will go off before it?

I mean...where the fuck does he store that stuff?! It's a new fact every day!

Oh dear.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 13:52

Did you know that dog's quack doesn't echo? Also, ducks can't look up.

*EDIT*

Also, WTF does that have to do with tax?

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Ramsea wrote:

We have just had our line upgraded from 2Mb to 8Mb which although probably not as fast as some of your lines, it is fairly solid and should hopefully help us having both Xboxs online at the same time

I think your problem was more upload but we'll find out when you and Flis turn up next weds

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 13:53

Oh great, what now? Have I said something wrong have I?

My fave is saying to your friends when they are pished that 'You can't lick your own elbow' so funny watching them try!

Plissken · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 13:53

How many of these facts has Rod given you?

myp · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 13:53

This is a thread about tax.

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 13:54

Not Stuff'n'things then?

Rods given me a few facts...

Malc · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 13:54

Shin wrote:

Rod (a guy I work with-he's amazing!) has just given me another one of his, 'facts for Kat' as he calls them:

Did you know that if you put a banana in a fruit bowl all the other fruit will go off before it?

I mean...where the fuck does he store that stuff?! It's a new fact every day!

Bananas do have "stuff" in them that ripens other fruit (especially pears I think)

Malc

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 13:55

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

Shin wrote:

Rod (a guy I work with-he's amazing!) has just given me another one of his, 'facts for Kat' as he calls them:

Did you know that if you put a banana in a fruit bowl all the other fruit will go off before it?

I mean...where the fuck does he store that stuff?! It's a new fact every day!

Bananas do have "stuff" in them that ripens other fruit (especially pears I think)

Malc

I'm a dullard, things like this amuse me to learn. I'm the youngest here by 20 years and they give me all these facts to educate me....bless them

Plissken · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 13:57

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

Bananas do have "stuff" in them that ripens other fruit (especially pears I think)

Not that much though. Try it with an apple, then come back to me.

(Apples contain cyanide, you know.)

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 14:01

Plissken wrote:

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

Bananas do have "stuff" in them that ripens other fruit (especially pears I think)

Not that much though. Try it with an apple, then come back to me.

(Apples contain cyanide, you know.)

*Looks at apple slices in horror*

I've eaten 2 pots today.

Oh shit I forgot bits and bobs was here! Sorry about that. The random topics popping up now and confusing me

I want to know more facts to combat Rod with!

myp · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 14:04

This is not a thread about tax.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6515

Nutmegs are poisonous too. If you eat about 5 of them, you'll die. Apparently, if you were to eat 25lb of shrimp in a single sitting, you'd die of arsenic poisoning as well.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Random thread splits and moves agogo! Keeps one on one's toes. Good stuff.

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 14:08

myoptika wrote:

This is not a thread about tax.

^.^

Wow! I shall confront him with these facts!

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Apparentely there is enough cyanide in 4kg of Marzipan to kill a human being, though personally I imagine this would be sweet relief to anyone that ever managed to consume that much.

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 15:15

Zio wrote:

Apparentely there is enough cyanide in 4kg of Marzipan to kill a human being, though personally I imagine this would be sweet relief to anyone that ever managed to consume that much.

That sounds like a challenge!

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 15:15

Zio wrote:

Apparentely there is enough cyanide in 4kg of Marzipan to kill a human being, though personally I imagine this would be sweet relief to anyone that ever managed to consume that much.

Holy shit! I love marzipan

Does this count with things flavoured like marzipan?? *This of her Amaretto* I may risk death for that

myp · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 15:17

I doubt you'd be able to consume 4kg of marzipan, so I shouldn't worry.

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 15:18

In liquid form I mean

I guess no-one drinks Amaretto then, Dissarano

myp · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 15:20

So how much marzipan is in amaretto then?

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