How do you turn it on/off? That picture looks like it's possible to have both hot and cold arse at the same time.

Although you know what would be nice, to have a setting for a slightly warm botty but a much warmer back. I suspect there are some super posh cars that could do this.

Really needs separate zones for each arse cheek otherwise it's just a gimmick

Nobody wants a GS because the LS exists.
Nobody wants a new LS because Merc and BMW exists, and that trickles down through the used market.

Although you know what would be nice, to have a setting for a slightly warm botty but a much warmer back. I suspect there are some super posh cars that could do this.

and there are many movement zones in the seats too so they can hug certain bits of your body when you go round corners and stuff.

I don't know why people don't seem to want them, I guess it's not a very desirable car segment and the GS300 does seem to be exclusively the preserve of old men (certainly if the ones around here are anything to go by), plus maybe folks lump them in with 10-15+ year old Mercs or BMWs, which are nothing but a constant stream of bills for niggly shit going wrong.

I hit 26,000 miles last week!

Still no sign of my lease car. I get an email from the leasing company once a month to tell me there's still no build date because of the shortage of chips.

That's certainly a decent point, although it does mean a bonanza on the used market for cheapskates like me. (Plus the LS doesn't really hold its value any better than the GS.)

An immaculate LS460 came up locally earlier in the year for £7K but of course I already had the GS so I had to take a pass. I did really want it though.

In fact I've still got the pic of it, it was quite the stretch of willpower not to buy it.

That's some good going to not stop for a break all week and maintain an average speed of 155mph!

I hit 26,000 miles last week!

My car is about to hit 77,777 miles. It feels like i should win a jackpot at that point.

What sort of manic orders a beige interior.

Mine is due October, because of the chip issue. It is annoying as the value of my car keeps going up..

Without being a proper idiot, won't both untethered and tethered present the same issues if charging tech changes? You still have a socket that needs changing if untethered. I'd get tethered so you don't have to keep your cable easily accessible in the car.

Possibly. I have not a clue.

You've got off-road parking right?

I like chips as much as anybody but I wouldn't stick my dick in them.

I like chips as much as anybody

I hold issue with this statement. Given your criteria for any house purchase is a nearby chip shop, I would argue that you like chips more than a lot of people.