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Author:  krazywookie [ Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:19 ]
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Thanks cavey, it really is a shit box though! I call it a neglect-rod

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:21 ]
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Here are three souless, mass-produced, tiny lumps of heritage-poor tin hammering around a racetrack like fucking superstars. There are only twelve cylinders in the entire photo! It's no wonder we hated every minute of it.

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Author:  Cavey [ Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:30 ]
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Well, I suppose the Proletariat have to entertain themselves somehow! ;)

Author:  Cavey [ Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:32 ]
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krazywookie wrote:
Thanks cavey, it really is a shit box though! I call it a neglect-rod


I was reading in one of my modder-type mags that much more recent, more powerful VAG engines just bolt into the Mk 2... imagine 200PS+ power in one of these!

Author:  DBSnappa [ Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:35 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Here are three souless, mass-produced, tiny lumps of heritage-poor tin hammering around a racetrack like fucking superstars. There are only twelve cylinders in the entire photo! It's no wonder we hated every minute of it.

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How much Vaseline and shoe-horning was required for you to get in that Grim...

Author:  krazywookie [ Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:35 ]
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I tried this(agu engine conversion), can confirm it's a lie. The amount of welding and prop shortening and general fucking about makes it very much not bolt in. That's the reason it was OTR for so long!

Author:  Cavey [ Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:52 ]
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krazywookie wrote:
I tried this(agu engine conversion), can confirm it's a lie. The amount of welding and prop shortening and general fucking about makes it very much not bolt in. That's the reason it was OTR for so long!


Ah right, soz. Is that the same deal for G60 supercharged lump? (Mind you, probably as rare as rocking horse shit)

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:54 ]
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DBSnappa wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Here are three souless, mass-produced, tiny lumps of heritage-poor tin hammering around a racetrack like fucking superstars. There are only twelve cylinders in the entire photo! It's no wonder we hated every minute of it.

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How much Vaseline and shoe-horning was required for you to get in that Grim...

Not as much as it required this morning!

(I've hurt my neck)

Author:  krazywookie [ Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:20 ]
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Cavey wrote:
krazywookie wrote:
I tried this(agu engine conversion), can confirm it's a lie. The amount of welding and prop shortening and general fucking about makes it very much not bolt in. That's the reason it was OTR for so long!


Ah right, soz. Is that the same deal for G60 supercharged lump? (Mind you, probably as rare as rocking horse shit)

No that was actually fitted to this chassis so it works pretty easy (but yes, very rare), the agu is from, like a mk5 golf or Audi S3.
Plenty people have done it right enough but I see a lot for sale as part finished projects. I think it's somehow become a myth that it's a piece of piss.

Author:  krazywookie [ Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:20 ]
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I've still got the engine in a box of anyone wants to try it ;)

Author:  myp [ Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:24 ]
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The Puma only has three cylinders? Amazing. :D

Author:  Cras [ Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:27 ]
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Lonewolves wrote:
The Puma only has three cylinders? Amazing. :D


Uh...

Author:  Cavey [ Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:27 ]
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Lonewolves wrote:
The Puma only has three cylinders? Amazing. :D


Er, 3 x 4 = 12 cylinders...

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:28 ]
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Lonewolves wrote:
The Puma only has three cylinders? Amazing. :D

Um...

Author:  myp [ Mon Mar 19, 2018 13:27 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
The Puma only has three cylinders? Amazing. :D

Um...

I thought I saw a fourth hidden behind the second car. Jesus, I need my eyes testing.

*Goes back to ignoring AceAceBaby*

Author:  Mr Dave [ Mon Mar 19, 2018 13:32 ]
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The rabbit hiding in the grass is a three cylinder rabbit.

Author:  Hearthly [ Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:41 ]
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Apparently even producing a reliable clock is beyond the wit of SEAT.


Author:  GazChap [ Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:58 ]
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Perhaps the VAG time servers are running off the Serbian power supply.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:05 ]
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SAP system here is telling me it needs 105 minutes to change its clock.

Author:  Hearthly [ Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:40 ]
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GazChap wrote:
Perhaps the VAG time servers are running off the Serbian power supply.


Hopefully it'll correct itself when I turn it back on.

The old reboot magic.

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:42 ]
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Sounds like you need a new car mate. Once the clock starts playing up it's usually curtains.

Author:  Hearthly [ Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:36 ]
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It worked when I turned it back on.

So even rebooting cars is a thing.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:39 ]
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Hearthly wrote:
So even rebooting cars is a thing.

Your car probably has more lines of code in it than everything else you own put together, so yeah, of course it is.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:45 ]
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Wait, really?

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:53 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Wait, really?

Estimates vary but 100-150 million is the typical number. Windows 10 is 50 million, for comparison. I've fallen prey to hyperbole a little but it's still a hell of a lot.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Mar 20, 2018 13:13 ]
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I think his PC will beat that.

Author:  GazChap [ Tue Mar 20, 2018 13:58 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Wait, really?

Estimates vary but 100-150 million is the typical number. Windows 10 is 50 million, for comparison. I've fallen prey to hyperbole a little but it's still a hell of a lot.

lol so perhaps micro$oft just need to add another 100 million lines of code into it to stop it crashing so often lololol </linux_user>

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:10 ]
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https://www.gov.uk/government/news/mot- ... 0-may-2018

New mot rulez

Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:21 ]
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"There will be stricter limits for emissions from diesel cars with a diesel particulate filter (DPF).

A DPF captures and stores exhaust soot to reduce emissions from diesel cars."

Phew! Mines so old it doesn't have one. Smoke on!

Author:  myp [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:32 ]
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Good job mine expires on 11th April.

Author:  Kern [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:32 ]
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The new form looks a lot clearer and more useful than the previous certificate.

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:48 ]
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Saw a Bedford Rascal yesterday.

Author:  Findus Fop [ Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:49 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
Saw a Bedford Rascal yesterday.


Was it Grim...?

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:00 ]
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No it was pretty sweet.

Author:  myp [ Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:03 ]
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Grim... is more of a rapscallion anyway.

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:15 ]
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A bounder

Author:  Findus Fop [ Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:18 ]
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A cad

Author:  Mr Dave [ Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:24 ]
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A cod

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:26 ]
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PLOT TWIST

Author:  Mimi [ Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:57 ]
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Mr Dave wrote:
A cod

He does seem a little fishy.

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Fri Mar 23, 2018 22:35 ]
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No new car for Jazzy today. :(

The dealership have lost the V5.

I got my nails painted duck egg instead.

Author:  GazChap [ Fri Mar 23, 2018 22:44 ]
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:( Hope they find it soon!

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Fri Mar 23, 2018 23:14 ]
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GazChap wrote:
:( Hope they find it soon!

I think they've just ordered a new one.

Author:  Zardoz [ Sat Mar 24, 2018 15:27 ]
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One for the ladies.

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Sat Mar 24, 2018 18:51 ]
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Swit swoo! ;)

Author:  Sir Taxalot [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 2:28 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
One for the ladies.


Hella flush

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:54 ]
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You want more? Hell yeah, you want more. OCD engine bay clean? Damn right.

Author:  krazywookie [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 15:00 ]
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Nice hoses, look like veins.

Needs more induction kit ;)

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 15:54 ]
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Fellow TDi'erer's say it's pointless adding induction kits over the standard air intake on these. Back to using bosch paper filter too from a green cotton one. Was cheaper than the cleaning kit :D

Author:  krazywookie [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 16:20 ]
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That sounds absolutely correct, however you're getting a re map soon no?

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