Nah, just a dodgy mobile!

Not sure what's more unreliable tbh, the RX8 or the RX7

It's a secret.

But I'll give you a clue - it'll have a wankel engine

Hot pink with eyelashes over the headlights.

New car time.. I can have a VW Golf GT or VW Golf GT EST

Basically get to chose the Colour and extras

No! Fucking things. They destroy your paintwork!

What does he care? It's a company car, if he wants them he should have them.

Yeah, whoever ran the engine in on your car was a fucking bellend and ragged it way past safe limits during the run-in period.

So instead of your piston rings making a proper seal in the cylinders, there's little bits that oil can seep through into the combustion chamber. I suppose if anything it should increase power slightly (more energy in the combustion?) but it's not good for the engine.

Similar fault on the early 140bhp 7th gen Celicas, although in that instance it was a manufacturing fault that made the piston rings weaken over time and become misshapen, allowing the oil to leak through. Worst case I ever heard of on that car was burning a litre of oil for every 200 miles.

Grim..., you seem to know a lot about car eyelashes.

Tumeric yellow and a happy ending

That is a horrible colour

Get a Golf that matches your trainers, Kov.

Yes, but you don't have to resell it.

I dunno, I thought she pulled herself back inside the car.

Something pulled her back in, but that head impact was sickening

EXCITING ROVER UPDATE!

Four hundred and eleven fucking quid to insure! Four hundred and eleven! That's two tickets to GnR, and two nights in the Premier in in Shoreditch. To drive a 17 year old Rover 25 with 65,000 on the clock. Four hundred and eleven!

So, all in all, it costs me £151 a month to get to work (mot cost, insurance, fuel, tax), and a season ticket on train would be £100. That extra £2.55 a day is mire than worth the two hours extra a day taking the train.

how is the train taking an extra 2 hours per day?

That's low mileage.

20 minute walk to station, change at Leeds, arrive then 10 minute walk from station to work.

Looking at it, i would need to leave house at 0640, to arrive at work at 0830, then leaving at 1700, id get back at1830.

Driving is 50 minutes in, and an hour back.

Yes, it was 56k when i got it, full book of stamps, no rattles etc, so $800 cash is a helluva deal.

EXCITING ROVER UPDATE!

Four hundred and eleven fucking quid to insure! Four hundred and eleven! That's two tickets to GnR, and two nights in the Premier in in Shoreditch. To drive a 17 year old Rover 25 with 65,000 on the clock. Four hundred and eleven!

So, all in all, it costs me £151 a month to get to work (mot cost, insurance, fuel, tax), and a season ticket on train would be £100. That extra £2.55 a day is mire than worth the two hours extra a day taking the train.

Add Mrs A (which I'm sure you have), and add a friend (you can use me if you like). My insurance went down when I added Craster as a named driver (not that he can drive).

Yes, it was 56k when i got it, full book of stamps, no rattles etc, so $800 cash is a helluva deal.

Yes, it was 56k when i got it, full book of stamps, no rattles etc, so $800 cash is a helluva deal.

I was going to suggest a fold-up bike to cut the journey down, but the change at Leeds sounds like a killer. Hard to argue with the Rover there.

I take a fold up bike for either end of the train, saving loads of walking time. But it doesn't change the train's fundamental problem of being on a relatively irregular timetable. Finish work 5 minutes late? Get home 45 minutes later than had you finished on time.