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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:41 
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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
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EXCITING ROVER UPDATE! I haven't used it for over 6 weeks.

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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:19 
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Before I put it on eBay, does anyone want the Exciting Rover? It has Mot until May. Done about 75k miles. It goes and stops, but needs to charge battery if it stands for more than a week. You will have to collect it. Condition is "OK" for a 14 year old car but some scratches in panels where I dragged wheelie bins past them and some rust on arches. I have one key.

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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2018 1:21 
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Before I put it on eBay, does anyone want the Exciting Rover? It has Mot until May. Done about 75k miles. It goes and stops, but needs to charge battery if it stands for more than a week. You will have to collect it. Condition is "OK" for a 14 year old car but some scratches in panels where I dragged wheelie bins past them and some rust on arches. I have one key.


Not interested but curious how much you are hoping to get for it.

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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
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Sir Taxalot wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Before I put it on eBay, does anyone want the Exciting Rover? It has Mot until May. Done about 75k miles. It goes and stops, but needs to charge battery if it stands for more than a week. You will have to collect it. Condition is "OK" for a 14 year old car but some scratches in panels where I dragged wheelie bins past them and some rust on arches. I have one key.


Not interested but curious how much you are hoping to get for it.


I just want it off the drive.

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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2018 18:37 
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MaliA wrote:
Sir Taxalot wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Before I put it on eBay, does anyone want the Exciting Rover? It has Mot until May. Done about 75k miles. It goes and stops, but needs to charge battery if it stands for more than a week. You will have to collect it. Condition is "OK" for a 14 year old car but some scratches in panels where I dragged wheelie bins past them and some rust on arches. I have one key.


Not interested but curious how much you are hoping to get for it.


I just want it off the drive.


eBay with no reserve and £100 starting price. You'll probably get more than you expected.


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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
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Flashback to "I've had sex underneath a Land Rover."


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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
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Flashback to "I've had sex underneath a Land Rover."

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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
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Car shelf 5000000 complete.


This would appear to be the answer for Mali's Exciting Rover.


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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
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Flashback to "I've had sex underneath a Land Rover."

But not at the Cottage. Weird

Not sure the owners would really want the undercarriage of their Land Rover sullied in that fashion.

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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
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Dr Zoidberg wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Sir Taxalot wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Before I put it on eBay, does anyone want the Exciting Rover? It has Mot until May. Done about 75k miles. It goes and stops, but needs to charge battery if it stands for more than a week. You will have to collect it. Condition is "OK" for a 14 year old car but some scratches in panels where I dragged wheelie bins past them and some rust on arches. I have one key.


Not interested but curious how much you are hoping to get for it.


I just want it off the drive.


eBay with no reserve and £100 starting price. You'll probably get more than you expected.

Cheers.
Stuck it up starting at 1p. 3 bids later up to £79!

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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
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MaliA wrote:
Dr Zoidberg wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Sir Taxalot wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Before I put it on eBay, does anyone want the Exciting Rover? It has Mot until May. Done about 75k miles. It goes and stops, but needs to charge battery if it stands for more than a week. You will have to collect it. Condition is "OK" for a 14 year old car but some scratches in panels where I dragged wheelie bins past them and some rust on arches. I have one key.


Not interested but curious how much you are hoping to get for it.


I just want it off the drive.


eBay with no reserve and £100 starting price. You'll probably get more than you expected.

Cheers.
Stuck it up starting at 1p. 3 bids later up to £79!

Very slow at replying to questions it says on your account.

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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2018 21:44 
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Lonewolves wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Dr Zoidberg wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Sir Taxalot wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Before I put it on eBay, does anyone want the Exciting Rover? It has Mot until May. Done about 75k miles. It goes and stops, but needs to charge battery if it stands for more than a week. You will have to collect it. Condition is "OK" for a 14 year old car but some scratches in panels where I dragged wheelie bins past them and some rust on arches. I have one key.


Not interested but curious how much you are hoping to get for it.


I just want it off the drive.


eBay with no reserve and £100 starting price. You'll probably get more than you expected.

Cheers.
Stuck it up starting at 1p. 3 bids later up to £79!

Very slow at replying to questions it says on your account.


I am ignoring stupid ones.

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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2018 21:54 
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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
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£165 now!

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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
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Dr Zoidberg wrote:
£165 now!

Own up now, which one of you is it?


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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
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The amount of oil the 520i burns is getting annoying now, so the obvious thing to do is to spend 2 grand on a 2003 745i sight unseen in Edinburgh, right?
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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
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A plan with no apparent drawbacks whatsoever.

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 Post subject: Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits
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Trooper wrote:
The amount of oil the 520i burns is getting annoying now, so the obvious thing to do is to spend 2 grand on a 2003 745i sight unseen in Edinburgh, right?
Yeah, I thought so too, so that's my Saturday taken up.


Missing out on a Rover!

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The amount of oil the 520i burns is getting annoying now, so the obvious thing to do is to spend 2 grand on a 2003 745i sight unseen in Edinburgh, right?
Yeah, I thought so too, so that's my Saturday taken up.

On the plus side, at least if the notoriously flaky coolant pipe in the engine is fucked, that long a drive is likely to show it quite quickly ;)


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Coolant pipe was done this year!

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Decided upgrading the Octavia to a vRS as I want a new phone instead. :(

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I saw that they can be leased for £240 a month now.

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Decided upgrading the Octavia to a vRS as I want a new phone instead. :(

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Grim... wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
Decided upgrading the Octavia to a vRS as I want a new phone instead. :(

Decided against?

Yep, sorry.

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If only there was some way to find out.

A 3-hour long YouTube video would help.

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If only there was some way to find out.

A 3-hour long YouTube video would help.


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What are you doing?


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Hearthly wrote:
If only there was some way to find out.

A 3-hour long YouTube video would help.


Good idea, you've been on fire the last couple of days, so it is my great pleasure to promote you to Hearthly Initiate Level 2.

Keep 'em coming!

I think I've reached my level of incompetence now. Happy to stay at Level 2.

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In its natural home, and crossing the border back into England!


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