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| Author: | Pod [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 13:31 ] |
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If I stole/made a fake baby, would girls talk to me too? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 13:31 ] |
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You could hire mine! |
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| Author: | Morte [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 13:33 ] |
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Pod wrote: If I stole/made a fake baby, would girls talk to me too? Yes, until the point they started backing away...screaming. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 13:35 ] |
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Fake babies: http://www.channel4.com/video/my-fake-b ... l_p_1.html Wow - that site really doesn't work in Firefox. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 13:36 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Fake babies: http://www.channel4.com/video/my-fake-b ... l_p_1.html Wow - that site really doesn't work in Firefox. I've been having HUGE problems with Firefox recently. To the extent that my productivity at work has increased. |
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| Author: | AceAceBaby [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 13:38 ] |
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This board definitely needs more
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 13:39 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Fake babies: http://www.channel4.com/video/my-fake-b ... l_p_1.html Wow - that site really doesn't work in Firefox. Yeah, because *that* was the problem with that. We didn't watch that programme as it was after the one about the 45 stone woman, and we'd seen enough freakiness for one night. The trailer looked terrifying. Here's a "Reborn baby" for the board's enjoyment:  I'm still scarred from that program a year or two ago about mums still breastfeeding their 8 year old kids. |
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| Author: | CUS [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 13:40 ] |
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My billions* of different sexual partners have all been girls I already knew as friends, when we were sufficiently drunk / lonely / desperate (of course, I'm usually all these things anyway). I have literally no idea how to chat someone up, and half-suspect it just involves wearing a Ben Sherman shirt, having an earring, going to Wetherspoons, and having visible ribs. The trim goes mad for that, like. I wish I knew how to get the sexy girls to talk to me, so that I will not die a virgin. * one; once, unsatisfyingly, in the rain, with my clothes still on etc. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 13:44 ] |
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I am absolutely useless at icebreaking with women, so I just don't bother. Plus of course, at the moment I have the significant disadvantage in that I have a massive gap in the front of my teeth. Doesn't do wonders for one's confidence  I also don't like the idea of meeting people in pubs, as I'm not much of a drinker and (based on Shrewsbury nightlife, at least) the sort of women you find in the pubs around here are not the sort of women that make my ideal partner. :p So, MSN it is! *strokes creepy beard* |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 13:45 ] |
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CUS wrote: I have literally no idea how to chat someone up, and half-suspect it just involves wearing a Ben Sherman shirt, having an earring, going to Wetherspoons, and having visible ribs. The trim goes mad for that, like. "I'm Malicious Afterthought, a mighty pirate. I've got 12 hours left in this town before I leave, let's go somewhere quieter and you can think about whether or not I want tea or coffee in the morning" works quite well. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 13:45 ] |
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Pod wrote: Yes, but who could vouch for Craster?! I have a kitemark. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 13:47 ] |
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I was rubbish at chatting girls up, then I tried being the most arrogant twat in the world and it worked wonders. Knowing this is what made Titler go crazy. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 13:48 ] |
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MaliA wrote: CUS wrote: I have literally no idea how to chat someone up, and half-suspect it just involves wearing a Ben Sherman shirt, having an earring, going to Wetherspoons, and having visible ribs. The trim goes mad for that, like. "I'm Malicious Afterthought, a mighty pirate. I've got 12 hours left in this town before I leave, let's go somewhere quieter and you can think about whether or not I want tea or coffee in the morning" works quite well. Apart from the pirate thing, this is all about being arrogant, and will work. You have to believe it will work, though. |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 13:52 ] |
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Mimi wrote: I have (in hat form): A Babbit (half bat, half rabbit) At the risk of backtracking four pages, I must see this intriguing and preposterous creature. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 13:59 ] |
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Oh yeah! And I want the squirrel hat. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:09 ] |
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Grim... wrote: MaliA wrote: CUS wrote: I have literally no idea how to chat someone up, and half-suspect it just involves wearing a Ben Sherman shirt, having an earring, going to Wetherspoons, and having visible ribs. The trim goes mad for that, like. "I'm Malicious Afterthought, a mighty pirate. I've got 12 hours left in this town before I leave, let's go somewhere quieter and you can think about whether or not I want tea or coffee in the morning" works quite well. Apart from the pirate thing, this is all about being arrogant, and will work. You have to believe it will work, though. I would say 'confident' rather than 'arrogant, but, yeah. And timing it correctly is also VERY important. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:11 ] |
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Being heart-stoppingly good-looking helps. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:15 ] |
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Mr Chris wrote: Being heart-stoppingly good-looking helps. You're too kind. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:17 ] |
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Grim... wrote: I was rubbish at chatting girls up, then I tried being the most arrogant twat in the world and it worked wonders. "I'm going to murder you! You bloody... woman!" |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:18 ] |
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Mali A wrote: You're too kind. As was nature. |
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| Author: | thomsedavi [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:21 ] |
| Post subject: | FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING MCDONALDS CHEESEBURGER |
I caught my girlfriend's eye by wearing a skirt. Also I wrote things for her on the pavement in chalk. Little things like 'the dentist's office is to your left'. Because she had to get to the dentist in a hurry after work one day but didn't know where to go. Obliging, me. Result: result. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:23 ] |
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I caught my missus' eye by being almost a clear foot taller than her, having a bald head and looming in a leather jacket. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:25 ] |
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Like I said, I met the Mrs. at the school bus stop. She was new in the village and it was her first day at school. I was the only person that said "Hello" to her. Our first date was 'just as friends' at the cinema, as I was with another woman at the time. I forgot my wallet, but had £2 in my pocket and happily won the rest of the money we'd need on a fruit machine. I knew she liked 70's music, and I honestly, honestly thought that Boogie Nights was about discos and stuff. Whoops. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:27 ] |
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Grim... wrote: I knew she liked 70's music, and I honestly, honestly thought that Boogie Nights was about discos and stuff. Whoops. <chortles> |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:27 ] |
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I was sat in the beer garden being me, and she came over on the pretext of saying hi to Craster, and sat on my lap. Score! Of course she dumped me three months later, and we didn't get back together for another 7 years. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:27 ] |
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Grim... London's answer to Travis Bickle there. |
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| Author: | CUS [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:33 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING MCDONALDS CHEESEBURGER |
thomsedavi wrote: I caught my girlfriend's eye by wearing a skirt. You're not gay? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:37 ] |
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Mr Chris wrote: I was sat in the beer garden being me, and she came over on the pretext of saying hi to Craster, and sat on my lap. Score! Of course she dumped me three months later, and we didn't get back together for another 7 years. Ha! Pretext! And I got her psycho mate MR TRAUMATISED FACE |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:38 ] |
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You got Mr Traumatised Face? You gay, too, now? |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:38 ] |
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Craster wrote: And I got her psycho mate MR TRAUMATISED FACE Who's now pregnant, btw. 's alright, it's not yours. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:40 ] |
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My animal magnetism, quick wit and drinking abilities made my 'not wife then' swoon, being dynamite in the sack ensured my victory was not short lived. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:41 ] |
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Wow. I'd love to have exploding bollocks. *stares in rapt attention to Zozdar* |
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| Author: | Cras [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:45 ] |
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Mr Chris wrote: Craster wrote: And I got her psycho mate MR TRAUMATISED FACE Who's now pregnant, btw. 's alright, it's not yours. Wouldn't surprise me if it was - by some means of secret ninja sperm theft. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:46 ] |
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Craster wrote: Mr Chris wrote: Craster wrote: And I got her psycho mate MR TRAUMATISED FACE Who's now pregnant, btw. 's alright, it's not yours. Wouldn't surprise me if it was - by some means of secret ninja sperm theft. Ewww.... |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:49 ] |
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Craster wrote: Mr Chris wrote: Craster wrote: And I got her psycho mate MR TRAUMATISED FACE Who's now pregnant, btw. 's alright, it's not yours. Wouldn't surprise me if it was - by some means of secret ninja sperm theft. The annoying BBC Radio Gloucestershire presenter has totally supplanted you, dude. You need to move on and get over her. 
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| Author: | Mimi [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 16:23 ] |
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This is the babbit hat:  Part bat, part rabbit. Babbit. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 16:30 ] |
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That's awesome. It looks like my bunny. |
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| Author: | Mr Dave [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 16:41 ] |
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Mr Chris wrote:  Man, is that ever a most inappropriately placed holster. |
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| Author: | Squirt [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 16:41 ] |
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I managed to catch Mrs Squirt's eye by tight-rope walking ( exceptionally badly ). Apparently the combination of the circus environment and my dicing with danger ( although it was only about a foot off the floor ) were enough to win her over. Id heartily recommend it, although I've heard the flying trapeze or knife throwing can also work. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 16:46 ] |
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Squirt wrote: I managed to catch Mrs Squirt's eye by tight-rope walking ( exceptionally badly ). Apparently the combination of the circus environment and my dicing with danger ( although it was only about a foot off the floor ) were enough to win her over. Id heartily recommend it, although I've heard the flying trapeze or knife throwing can also work. Do many pubs have (low) hire-wires in them for this purpose? If not, we should start a pub that does. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 16:55 ] |
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What happened was: It was a saturday and I had the intention of going to a party at a work colleague's place that evening. During the afternoon, I was playing internet spaceships and chatting with one of the girls in the alliance about it and I was minded not to go. In the end she said "Just go now, and put your game face on, I can't be doing with you whinging about this sort of thing anymore" or words to that effect. So I got as far as chavpub and had a coupla beers whilst waiting for the bus. It was raining a lot that day I remember. Anyways, I got on bus and it got close to where I had to be and walked the rest and got soaked. Anyway, we met there via the medium of my being able to not blink for over 2 minutes. Our first date was good as well, as we went to a wine bar. I got there 10 minutes early, went over to the bar, ordered a trendy continental beer, and palmed the barman a tenner, explained that I was meeting someone and could he bring the bottle of wine I'd chosen and 2 glasses over when she arrived. Which he did and I looked REALLY FUCKING COOL. So it is all someone from internet spaceships fault. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 17:07 ] |
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Mimi wrote: This is the babbit hat: Part bat, part rabbit. Babbit. I've just spent ages trying to get Twitch to sit still with his new "cape". He wasn't happy: 
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| Author: | Dr Lave [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 17:21 ] |
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How to get a girlfriend by Lave aged 26 and a 1/4. 1) Share a flat with her. 2) Get very drunk. Tada! |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 17:22 ] |
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Does she have to get drunk, too? |
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| Author: | Dr Lave [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 17:23 ] |
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To end up with me? Very much so. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 17:24 ] |
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Either way, your list of recommendations is super-ace. |
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| Author: | Dr Lave [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 17:29 ] |
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It's no super rabbit though. But then little is. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 17:36 ] |
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Dimrill wrote: I've just spent ages trying to get Twitch to sit still with his new "cape". He wasn't happy: Hello Twitch! I love you! I especially love that you have a kind of little white quiff! |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 17:37 ] |
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Lave wrote: It's no super rabbit though. But then little is. If I had a rabbit I would attempt to create one. As I only have goldfish, I might find it difficult. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 17:44 ] |
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Bunn-eh!   
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