Be Excellent To Each Other
https://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/forum/

Top Gear
https://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1296
Page 1 of 14

Author:  metalangel [ Sun Jul 13, 2008 21:19 ]
Post subject:  Top Gear

The GTR is great... it has somehow taken the ugly ugly 350Z and, by crossbreeding with the Skyline, made it look nicer.

And EVERY SERVICE STATION needs to employ HOT JAPANESE CHICKIES.

Author:  Grim... [ Sun Jul 13, 2008 21:25 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

I CONCUR.

Also, that Alfa was the most beautiful modern car I have ever seen.

Author:  Zardoz [ Sun Jul 13, 2008 21:33 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

MetalAngel wrote:
The GTR is great.


Yes.

MetalAngel wrote:
ugly ugly 350Z


OMFGWTF!!!???

MetalAngel wrote:
And EVERY SERVICE STATION needs to employ HOT JAPANESE CHICKIES


Yes.

Author:  Plissken [ Sun Jul 13, 2008 21:34 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

The 350Z is ugly. They keep selling it in that horrible gold colour, makes it look like poo.

The GT-R is ten tons of lust, however.

Author:  Zardoz [ Sun Jul 13, 2008 21:41 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Gold is a shit colour on any car. The 350z is a lovely looking car.

Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Sun Jul 13, 2008 21:50 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Zardoz wrote:
Gold is a shit colour on any car.


Lies!

Image

Author:  metalangel [ Sun Jul 13, 2008 22:55 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Image

(above) Ugly, blob-like 350Z.
(below) Lovely 300ZX that actually looks like a sports car and not a glob of solder, which the 350Z replaced.

Image

Author:  AceAceBaby [ Sun Jul 13, 2008 23:22 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Image

smexy.

Author:  Dudley [ Sun Jul 13, 2008 23:46 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Said Alfa is in Test Drive Unlimited, where it's... interesting.

Author:  WTB [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:23 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

The 350Z has to have a nismo body kit on it to look nice. The vanilla car is pretty ugly.

Author:  Dudley [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:37 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Also, the new GTR. 7 mins 20 round the ring.

Forza 2 players will tell you just how insane that is.

Author:  myp [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:40 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Another one for ugly 350Z here. My friend's got one and I have to change the subject when he starts talking about it.

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:47 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

I love you all a little less today.

Author:  myp [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:48 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

There's still loads of love to spare though, right?

Author:  MrChris [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:51 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

350Z = a sucked jelly baby.

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:58 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Why are you all talking about the 350Z?

Image

gibber

Author:  MrChris [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:00 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Grim... - is that a shot just outside the garage where it's been towed after breaking down after 10 miles?

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:01 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

GIBBER

Author:  MrChris [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:03 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

It would make a very nice lawn ornament, yes.

Author:  Plissken [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:14 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

I can't look at that for too long. I might want to leave a deposit on it.



(Clarksons line about Ikea Knightley was awesome. "She's just an ironing board with a face... but somehow it works.")

Author:  GazChap [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:25 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

The 350Z is as ugly as sin, but I think it's more designed to look intimidating. Certainly when you see one shooting into view in your rear view mirror, you get out of the way fucking sharpish.

I'd still have one if I could get insured on one though, they're very pleasant to drive.

Author:  Cras [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:27 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Plissken wrote:
I can't look at that for too long. I might want to leave a deposit on it.


Me too. And I've got enough strikes against my name for public lewdness already, thanks.

Author:  MrChris [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:27 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

If I wanted a car to look intimidating I'd add "Bodiceas".

After those things featuring in countless post-apocolyptic film shenanigans, it was interesting to see that the actual use of wheel blades on a real car results in your wheel falling off...

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:33 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

GazChap wrote:
The 350Z is as ugly as sin, but I think it's more designed to look intimidating.

They've not done a very good job, then.
Image
Image
Image

Author:  AceAceBaby [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:26 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Hi, Alfa. It's Aston Martin on the line- they want their car design back.

Author:  Sir Taxalot [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:32 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

I think the 350Z is quite good looking.

Not the best, admittedly. And it can look a bit lardy round the back (especially the convertible). But I do quite like it, and was tempted to get one.

Author:  Squirt [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:38 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Mr Chris wrote:
It would make a very nice lawn ornament, yes.


Leave an Alfa out on your lawn? Exposed to the weather? In two weeks you'd have four tyres and a large, rust coloured spot on the grass, and nothing else

Author:  DBSnappa [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:57 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

When you consider how good looking the concept of the 350z was, it is a little disappointing in the flesh, but as a lot of you have pointed out, it looks better with a body kit on.

As for the Alfa, sexy as it is, and the convertible white one I saw at Goodwood this weekend was good looking incarnate, I still think the Alfa 33 is prettier by a long stretch.
http://www.davidjboughton.com/v/Personal/stuff/Alfa+33_1.jpg.html sorry, couldn't seem to get the pic to embed!

Also, the GT-R is very sexy in the flesh, much moreso than most pics I've seen of it. It is, however, much bigger in the flesh as well.

Author:  voytee [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:09 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

The dealer my dad bought his 159 from said all UK 8c's (apostrophe there?) will be delivered personally by the head of marketing for Alfa UK.

A tough job but somebody has to do it.

Also 159 Ti..
Image

wow

Author:  Plissken [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:15 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Alfas are teh sex, they really are. Although, as Clarkson said on an old episode of TG, he'd be striding up to the Alfa dealership, money in hand, ready to exchange it for their latest bit of automotive pornography and at the last minute veer away and buy a BMW or Audi instead.

If that GT-R is only 50 grand, then it has replaced the M5 as the car I'd most aim to buy.

Author:  Plissken [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:16 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

DBSnappa wrote:
http://www.davidjboughton.com/v/Personal/stuff/Alfa+33_1.jpg.html sorry, couldn't seem to get the pic to embed!


Won't link either - asking for a password.

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:22 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Save and upload!

Author:  Dudley [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:34 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Quote:
I still think the Alfa 33 is prettier


I was a little lost with Top Gear a week or 2 ago because I really like the 75 which the other 2 slagged off. The 3.0 V6 Clarkson had was a thing of beauty, when it worked.

The GTA of May's was hideous though.

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:39 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Dudley wrote:
I was a little lost with Top Gear a week or 2 ago because I really like the 75 which the other 2 slagged off. The 3.0 V6 Clarkson had was a thing of beauty, when it worked.

The GTA of May's was hideous though.


8)

Author:  DBSnappa [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:58 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Plissken wrote:
DBSnappa wrote:
http://www.davidjboughton.com/v/Personal/stuff/Alfa+33_1.jpg.html sorry, couldn't seem to get the pic to embed!


Won't link either - asking for a password.


Ah, bugger. It's a pain in the arse my site, when it comes to sorting permissions, but you should be able to access this as I really can't be bothered setting up a private group just for on here!

http://www.davidjboughton.com/v/Personal/stuff/Alfa+33_1.jpg.html?g2_fromNavId=x47b0e949

Author:  Malabelm [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 13:00 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Nope.

Author:  DBSnappa [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 13:05 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Grim... wrote:
Dudley wrote:
I was a little lost with Top Gear a week or 2 ago because I really like the 75 which the other 2 slagged off. The 3.0 V6 Clarkson had was a thing of beauty, when it worked.

The GTA of May's was hideous though.


8)


I always loved teh 75 and the 164 and I even have a soft spot for the 166 and 155, but they are electronically flakey TBH.

I never liked the arse on the GTA, but other than that, it grew on me over time - they are, however, quite difficult for someone my size to even get in, let alone drive due to the gorilla proportions they used to think made good ergonomics

Author:  DBSnappa [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 13:09 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

nynfortoo wrote:
Nope.


Try it again for me please, otherwise I'll be hand drawing this car in ASCII :DD

Author:  Zio [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 13:14 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

The current Alfa Spider is one of the sexiest cars around at the moment, though the depreciaition on them seems frightening.

Author:  Malabelm [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 13:15 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

DBSnappa wrote:
nynfortoo wrote:
Nope.


Try it again for me please, otherwise I'll be hand drawing this car in ASCII :DD


Bingo! :DD

Author:  DBSnappa [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 13:19 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

nynfortoo wrote:
DBSnappa wrote:
nynfortoo wrote:
Nope.


Try it again for me please, otherwise I'll be hand drawing this car in ASCII :DD


Bingo! :DD


Thank fuck for that - I don't do an enormous amount of updating on my site so every time I do I have to relearn the slightly cumbersome permissions rules :D

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 13:47 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Hmm. Where did you take that picture? I used to work with cars like that (and my Dad still does).

Author:  DBSnappa [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 14:14 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Grim... wrote:
Hmm. Where did you take that picture? I used to work with cars like that (and my Dad still does).


I was at Goodwood on Saturday - it was in the Cartier concours area, along with a lot of very nice classic cars.

Actually, if you like cars you should just go to Goodwood, it's a fantastic day out for petrolheads.

Author:  DBSnappa [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 14:16 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

It actually took my friend and I almost an hour to get out of the car park there were so many fantastic cars there we kept getting distracted by :D

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 14:17 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

The last time I went to Goodwood I had to wear the silly white overalls. Still, I drove up the track on a scooter ;)

Author:  AceAceBaby [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 14:17 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

I have 800 pics to go through from Friday. Some of which I'll put on my flickr.

Author:  Trousers [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 15:25 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

DBSnappa wrote:
It actually took my friend and I almost an hour to get out of the car park there were so many fantastic cars there we kept getting distracted by :D


When I drove away from work yesterday I was behind an F430 Spider. It just looked silly - what the Top Gear lot were saying about Ferraris is actually right.

Not that I wouldn't have chopped his fucking hand off if he'd said "I don't want this anymore - Clarkson says it's crap, do you want it?"

Author:  DBSnappa [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 15:43 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Grim... wrote:
The last time I went to Goodwood I had to wear the silly white overalls. Still, I drove up the track on a scooter ;)


You were at Goodwood in a white hazmat suit? We want, nay, demand more details.

Author:  DBSnappa [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 15:54 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

Trousers wrote:
DBSnappa wrote:
It actually took my friend and I almost an hour to get out of the car park there were so many fantastic cars there we kept getting distracted by :D


When I drove away from work yesterday I was behind an F430 Spider. It just looked silly - what the Top Gear lot were saying about Ferraris is actually right.

Not that I wouldn't have chopped his fucking hand off if he'd said "I don't want this anymore - Clarkson says it's crap, do you want it?"


I know what you mean. Bizarrely, the F430 looks a little under wheeled to me. And I'm not an enormous fan of convertible sports cars at all because to drive it hard with the roof down you'd need a full face helmet :D

There were loads of exotica in the car park, from concours condition classics from the humble (Lotus Cortina) to the more prosaic 930 turbo and the fabulous DB6 we saw, let alone the countless Porsches, Ferraris, Astons and even a brand new Rolls Royce Phantom Coupe, just to name a few. Shiny Shiny :D

As for the show itself - well it's an awesome day out for the car enthusiast where you can wander around the paddock talking with drivers and literally get run over by a F1 car if you don't get out of the way when they're returning to their garages. There are also concours shows and loads of dealers there so you can go paw shiny metal

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 16:08 ]
Post subject:  Re: Top Gear

DBSnappa wrote:
Grim... wrote:
The last time I went to Goodwood I had to wear the silly white overalls. Still, I drove up the track on a scooter ;)

You were at Goodwood in a white hazmat suit? We want, nay, demand more details.

I used to work with my dad, who works as an engineer for a privateer vintage race car driver. I can PM you some photo's that'll make your head spin :)

Page 1 of 14 All times are UTC [ DST ]
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
http://www.phpbb.com/