Bezzie Mates Burning Out

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

Th3Mull3dW1n0K1d wrote:

I turned my mic off to cough so I didn't hurt your ears and forgot to turn it back on.

Ex post facto excuses!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

We mocked his total inability to flat spin for at least 20 minutes last night, and it still didn't shut him the fuck up.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 17:11

AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER.

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 17:11

Wrong window?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 18:10

I feel proud to have been there the one time DavPaz has played with bezzies.

And just as proud that it has scarred him so badly he won't do it again.

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 18:23

Clausiosity wrote:

And just as proud that it has scarred him so badly he won't do it again.

He won't even dare show up for his SWOS matches!

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Dimvinterblot wrote:

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

She's a pharmacist. US pharmacies have redonkulous opening hours. And -- get this -- a drive through prescription service. WTF?

The pharmacy in Norton Canes, my childhood home, has Yerp's first drive through pharmacy. It's great.

I remember that opening. They also ran my local pharmacy and were encouraging people to drive 10 miles there for the novelty factor alone.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 20:19

The local papers were proclaiming that people as far away as Oxford had been travelling to go there.

Smelly male cow poo, if you ask me.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 20:36

In Burnout Paradise you can have a drive through paint job and repairs!

There is never a queue, or sick Brummies.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 20:43

I go there on my space hopper to buy my pile cream.

sistaflapjack · **Joined:** 21st Dec, 2009 **Posts:** 16

Riles wrote:

Dimvinterblot wrote:

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

She's a pharmacist. US pharmacies have redonkulous opening hours. And -- get this -- a drive through prescription service. WTF?

The pharmacy in Norton Canes, my childhood home, has Yerp's first drive through pharmacy. It's great.

I remember that opening. They also ran my local pharmacy and were encouraging people to drive 10 miles there for the novelty factor alone.

Based on the use a drive-thru pharmacy, Fanny Stupid may limit Doc G's playing games until he has done the dishes... 4,000 miles away.. when he visits me in 21(ish) days.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

He can do my dishes, if that helps?

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Dec 24, 2009 0:16

Never put an xbox camera down your pants, it gets kinda burny.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:58

Grim... done a trump from his bum bum.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:02

I kept trying to get too deep on Dimrill's plank.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:33

Mr Dave wrote:

Never put an xbox camera down your pants, it gets kinda burny.

That is the name of the game my friend.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:37

Zardoz, either show up before 1am or GTFF with your guilt trip Live messages!

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:49

That was the best plankage ever.

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:17

mypsletoe wrote:

Zardoz, either show up before 1am or GTFF with your guilt trip Live messages!

Can I siggest a preference for the second option kthx

Grim... · **Posted:** Sat Jan 02, 2010 0:16

Why have we never played "Takedown Tig*"?

That would be great! You have to play in the quarry or the airfield or something, and someone is it, and when they take someone down, they are it instead?

*Or 'it' or 'catch' or whatever you wrongun's call it

kalmar · **Posted:** Sat Jan 02, 2010 23:30

Hmm, sounds a bit complicated

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Jan 02, 2010 23:57

How does one play this "tig"? Do I run away once I'm "it"?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

It's like tag, only more inbred.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Ooh - almost a year old.

Cops & Robbers is excellent. That is all.

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Dec 30, 2010 16:15

Let's all rush out and buy it!

lasermink · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1883

I was hosting an open game yesterday for a couple of hours to get the 10 Island Challenges done, because it appears you have to to unlock the last island car.

Finally managed it after several times having to kick players who seemed to just want to sabotage the challenges or were just completely clueless. It didn't unlock the car. ?:|

So I googled, and it appears you must complete ALL 500 challenges to get the car. I only have about 150 done.

So basically, if you see me online playing BurnyPee I am probably hosting a game to get the challenges done and you are more than welcome to join it. We don't have to do challenges btw, if you suggest races or any specific challenges I will be eager to comply.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

To get the last island car you only need to complete the island stuff. The other challenges give you a completely different car.

lasermink · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1883

I have completed all Island stuff and still only have 8/9 cars. And pages like this: http://burnout.wikia.com/wiki/Big_Surf_Island_(update) state that to get the last one (Jansen P12 Diamond) you need to do all 500 challenges.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Ahh, I didnae realise that was an Island car. It's hideous btw, you're as well doing the challenges with your pals/us than trying to herd mongs, you'll get more fun out the challenges than you will the car :DD

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Jun 01, 2012 19:06

Hopes for a sequel take another hit as EA *spit* announce anotehr Criterion developed Need for Shit.

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13382

Dimrill wrote:

Hopes for a sequel take another hit as EA *spit* announce anotehr Criterion developed Need for Shit.

Ooohh Hot Pursuit was really good (albeit rage-inducing), what's the new one?

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Fuck's sake. Hot Pursuit was fun, but I was hoping it'd be a one-off.

They better be working on a Paradise 2 for next-gen or something.

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Jun 01, 2012 20:11

Ridge Racer Unbounded?

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13382

WTB wrote:

Fuck's sake. Hot Pursuit was fun, but I was hoping it'd be a one-off.

They better be working on a Paradise 2 for next-gen or something.

I suspect a lot of devs are already working on their next-gen stuff with the real AAA titles.

TBH I find it hard to see where Criterion could really push the 360/PS3 harder with another open world car game, without being accused of releasing a 'DLC pack at full price'.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

They wouldn't need to push it a lot harder, frankly. I'd buy exactly the same game set in a new city.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Jun 01, 2012 20:24

But if the refresh rate is not morer it's shit!

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13382

Dimrill wrote:

But if the refresh rate is not morer it's shit!

360/PS3 both ran Burny Pee at 720p/60FPS, which is partly why they were so majestically brilliant.

I suspect Criterion want to dial it up a notch for BP2, hence maintain 60FPS, probably at 1080p, and make a richer more detailed world at the same time.

The NFS games are just filler for them IMO.

metalangel · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:00

Anyone fancy a blasty burny out tomorrow night?

myp · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:10

metalangel wrote:

Anyone fancy a blasty burny out tomorrow night?

Everyone's playing Left 4 Dead 2 tomorrow night.

metalangel · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:13

Bah! I specifically waited until Tuesday at the request of Curiosity!

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:23

Curiosity specifically requested L4D on Tuesday!

BAD Curio! Basket!

myp · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2012 16:26

Curiosity is a massive twat.

Findus Fop · **Joined:** 14th May, 2009 **Posts:** 4299

I never got into Burnout Paradise myself, but I understood from my readings here that there was a huge amount to love about it.

Reading BTL in Christian Donlan's effusive review, I hadn't realised there was so much ire towards the game.

Eurogamer Burny P Redux Review

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2018 13:11

This was almost 10 years ago!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Findus Fop wrote:

I never got into Burnout Paradise myself, but I understood from my readings here that there was a huge amount to love about it.

Reading BTL in Christian Donlan's effusive review, I hadn't realised there was so much ire towards the game.

Eurogamer Burny P Redux Review

People seem to oddly think that the game is about racing rather than completing the multiplayer challenges.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2018 13:57

It's about hats.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25588

Zardoz wrote:

It's about hats.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25588

Oh, guess that doesn’t work

myp · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2018 15:09

Cras wrote:

Findus Fop wrote:

I never got into Burnout Paradise myself, but I understood from my readings here that there was a huge amount to love about it.

Reading BTL in Christian Donlan's effusive review, I hadn't realised there was so much ire towards the game.

Eurogamer Burny P Redux Review

People seem to oddly think that the game is about racing rather than completing the multiplayer challenges.

It was both. Only someone who is very bad at racing would say that.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2018 15:14

Lonewolves wrote:

Curiosity is a massive twat.

I like that for close to 6 years, this was the final word in the thread :DD

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