Bezzie Mates Burning Out

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2009 15:44

I'll be up late, I think.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2009 15:54

Dimvinterblot wrote:

Last time I looked I was into 280 hours played.

Bloody monogamer!!!

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Far from it. Thanks to dual screen technology, foot controllers, and catheters, Dimrill can play more than 280 hours of any given game per week.

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2009 16:00

Doc are you playing this tonight or what?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Oh. Umm, maybe?

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2009 16:02

I thought you'd sold this?

myp · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2009 16:07

He bought it again, only to discover Fanny Stupid.

I'm up for this tonight, obv. You stupid knobs won't play Left 4 Dead with me.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2009 16:09

I played it with you, but it's fucking hateful now.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2009 16:15

Cliff Richardoz wrote:

I played it with you, but it's fucking hateful now.

Because you didn't pop your cheev? I thought it was good fun.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2009 16:21

Yes.

It was ok until thunderfuck started healing me. ON THE LAST FUCKING BIT!

myp · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2009 16:23

That's why we need two more men, valiant and true! I am gutted no one has given me their axe with this.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2009 16:25

Last Christmas I gave you my axe,
But the very next play,
Louis healed me, the gay.

This year,
To save me from tears
I'll play Armored Core: For Answer, Answer.

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2009 16:27

Cliff Richardoz wrote:

I'll play Armored Core: For Answer

Is that actually a real game? I've never heard anyone apart from you mention it. Can you review it for teh site?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

No, because Zardoz will say that it's actually a good game, rather than an unplayable sack of duckshit.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2009 16:40

kalmar wrote:

Is that actually a real game?

Yes

kalmar wrote:

I've never heard anyone apart from you mention it.

It's fucking 1337, maaan.

kalmar wrote:

Can you review it for teh site?

Keep watching.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2009 17:24

kalmar wrote:

Cliff Richardoz wrote:

I'll play Armored Core: For Answer

Is that actually a real game? I've never heard anyone apart from you mention it. Can you review it for teh site?

I have it. I haven't loaded it. Along with another 15-20 games I have sitting on my shelf waiting for Mr Dave to buy to max out.

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2009 17:31

mypsletoe wrote:

That's why we need two more men, valiant and true! I am gutted no one has given me their axe with this.

What's the going price for it now in the shops? I'll keep an eye open for it and if I see it cheap enough, well... can't leave it sat there with only 215 gamerscore on my profile can I? (that's about 15 points per hour though :metul:

)

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Is this happening? I can be online in about 20min.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2009 22:24

Waiting for a little Welsh Mother.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Actually, I feel crappy. My legs ache and my nose is blocked and this had better not be a fucking cold on Dec 21st. I am going to get an early night instead. Sorry guys.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:07

Amazing chuckles!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:09

The internets famous Doctor Richard Gaywood: Can I play with my special internet friends, they're playing Super Brum Brum Smashy Jumps.
Fanny Stupid: Get to fucking fuck. U R PWNZ0R3D NOWZ

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

That was excellent smashy fun. Where was an davpaz!?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Cras Cringle wrote:

That was excellent smashy fun. Where was an davpaz!?

I was watching Dollhouse with Fanny Stupid Mk1, aka MrsP.

There will be no evening xboxing in the near future.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:22

Even Mypsy 'No Balls' gets to play in the evenings!

OMFGWTF

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:24

/\1ß3®†0 this one's for you x

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:24

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

*goes to play Burny Pee on his own*

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Cliff Richardoz wrote:

The internets famous Doctor Richard Gaywood: Can I play with my special internet friends, they're playing Super Brum Brum Smashy Jumps.
Fanny Stupid: Get to fucking fuck. U R PWNZ0R3D NOWZ

A potent combination of a 5 hour timezone difference and her working 13 hour shifts means she had nowt to do with it. So NYER.

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:31

13 hour shifts? Do they line everyone up, confiscate their phones and read their IMs every now and again too?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

She's a pharmacist. US pharmacies have redonkulous opening hours. And -- get this -- a drive through prescription service. WTF?

Edit -- hah, I just realised the Beex hivemind is quite weak on medical knowledge. Maybe that's why we ended up together? Is the Beex hivemind now guiding all our choices to make itself stronger? It's like a Karamari Damarcy, but for brains.

I'm scared.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16560

Yeah I've seen that, it's for the big fat fatties in their Caddies.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

He has noticed. This is unacceptable.

Hey Doc - what does this cloth smell like to you?!

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:47

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

She's a pharmacist. US pharmacies have redonkulous opening hours. And -- get this -- a drive through prescription service. WTF?

Hmm, that's about the one thing that a drive-through actually makes sense for.. They could robotise them, next.

Quote:

Edit -- hah, I just realised the Beex hivemind is quite weak on medical knowledge. Maybe that's why we ended up together? Is the Beex hivemind now guiding all our choices to make itself stronger? It's like a Karamari Damarcy, but for brains.

I'm scared.

It's definitely started writing its own material anyway. There's no way we'd have been able to come up with "Fanny Gaywood" by ourselves

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:48

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Is the Beex hivemind now guiding all our choices to make itself stronger? It's like a Karamari Damarcy, but for brains.

It rolled me up for the looks.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:51

Bring me The Internets Famous Doctor Richard Gaywood and the Fanny Stupid. They will all suffer for this outrage.
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DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Arg! MINE EYES!!

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:07

Good Burney fun last night.

See, Internerds? Even I turned up (and, eventually, found a headset that worked).

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Go backwards, BACKWARDS.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:13

Number

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:14

Just push the stick to the right.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:21

*moves mic back down to mouth*

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:27

Wasn't the same without Mr Dave.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:30

That was awesome fun. What happened to Mr Sausage?

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:33

I sent a message to a Dimrill, so it should've been just like I was there.

I appeared as early as I could, but it had stopped by then. So instead, I got my llvl 50 in forza 3 achievement.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:46

What had stopped by then? You being a normal person who wanted awesome fun times instead of being a sneaky sausage?

I'm seething.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:48

Other things to do.

Rather large delays meant eating at 10ish rather than the more usual 7ish, which put everything back.

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:52

Did you have sausage and mash?

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:57

I find it amusing that kalmar crashes less often in this than he does in Forza.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 13:00

I found it amusing that /\1ß|ñ0$|<1∂ can't flatspin.

What a doofus.

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