Bezzie Mates Burning Out

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:08

Is there plenty of cable on them then?

Also: PINBALL FX - Control the flippers with your arms via the Camera, or just chat with your opponent in real time as you go head to head online.

WHAT THE BLAZES! Surely that must be dog shit.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:12

Soz for not returning to the game last night. I got distracted by the tellybox show I was watching.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:18

Zardoz wrote:

Is there plenty of cable on them then?

Also: PINBALL FX - Control the flippers with your arms via the Camera, or just chat with your opponent in real time as you go head to head online.

A chat'em'up, of sorts?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:26

A USB extension cable should sort out your face needs, I would've thought.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:33

Dimrill wrote:

A USB extension cable should sort out your face needs, I would've thought.

You should get ten of them then, sir!

:hat:

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:34

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Apr 23, 2008 14:23

Game didn't have any cameras.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Apr 23, 2008 14:27

Gayme.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Apr 23, 2008 14:34

You want me to gay you?

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Apr 23, 2008 14:36

myp · **Posted:** Wed Apr 23, 2008 14:38

Dimrill wrote:

myoptika wrote:

I've taken to moving my camera off the top of my telly and placing it to the side of me, turning and scratching my nose when needed.

FTFY

My nose was fucking itchy, ALL RIGHT?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Apr 23, 2008 14:39

myoptika wrote:

Dimrill wrote:

myoptika wrote:

I've taken to moving my camera off the top of my telly and placing it to the side of me, turning and scratching my nose when needed.

FTFY

My nose was fucking itchy, ALL RIGHT?

You often seem to have such an itch.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Apr 23, 2008 14:40

Myp picks his nose and allows his mates to watch. Trufax.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Apr 23, 2008 14:40

It's mainly because the camera shots are the only time I get to scratch it.

tossrStu · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1326

Oh my...

http://www.criteriongames.com/article.php?artID=145

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 0:08

tossrStu wrote:

Oh my...

http://www.criteriongames.com/article.php?artID=145

Motorbikes? FUCK YEAH!

Da5e · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:18

Oh, that's going to be hilarious fun!

Sheepeh · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2320

Doesn't that mean the age rating on it is likely to have to be upgraded? There will have to be "people" riding the bikes, and so you'll see people getting hurt, which is something Criterion explicitly said they didn't want which is why there are no drivers or pedestrians...

It's aces that they are working on such things rather than shitty "buy this new car", or "buy your Elite licence" like every other EA product though.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:46

Bobbyaro has purchased Burny P but has yet to experience multiplayer goodness on it.

Who's up for some Burnout action this evening?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:48

Me!

Also I agree with Sheepeh, it's going to be weird seeing driverless bikes if that's the way they go with it.

Da5e · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:49

Apparently it's 'not going to be Road Rash'. I'm disappointed.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:50

I shall be available for bumming out with my friends tonight.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:51

Excellent. The addition of two people with cameras will make the experience more satisfying!

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16558

Looks like they'll have riders, perhaps they'll just disappear when the crashes happen or something.

I might be on tonight, I'll see how I am though, got really bad toothache and an emergency dentists appointment in a bit so I expect to not be feeling very chatty or sociable.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:53

Dayvdvdvdydd Grimm also has a camera. Tell them how much it cost you, boyo.

Da5e · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:54

It done costed me a six of pounds. To be fair, I did trade in Sonic the Hedgehog and that, though.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:59

Why wouldn't they have drivers crashing, when FlatOut:UC had ragdoll physics were they encouraged you to fling them out of the windscreen?

Da5e · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:02

Is anyone else being affected by the update? Sometimes it's like playing under a strobelight on mine.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:02

Well last night was drunk Dim trying to focus on screen night, so I couldn't tell you.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:03

How did you get such a price for the camera? I have been temtped to get one, but realistically I wouldn't use it enough for the regular price.

Da5e · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:05

By trading in a couple of games I didn't like.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:11

Curiosity wrote:

How did you get such a price for the camera? I have been temtped to get one, but realistically I wouldn't use it enough for the regular price.

I got one for £24.99 in Game when you buy anything else (so I bought a £1 gift card). They're £34.99 usually.

Da5e · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:12

Yes, I did that, too. I got the last one in GAME in Vic Centre, I did.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16558

I ordered one from 356games yesterday and they emailed me later in the afternoon to say it's been dispatched. Headset and games with it too. I've put the link in the bargains thread in case.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:30

If it drops to under a tenner I'll get it. Probably not worth my cash right now if all I'll use it for is Burnout!

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16558

markg wrote:

I might be on tonight, I'll see how I am though, got really bad toothache and an emergency dentists appointment in a bit so I expect to not be feeling very chatty or sociable.

Tooth update: the cunting bastard pulled my fucking tooth out, and it's fucking killing. All Dentists Are Bastards.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:07

Curiosity wrote:

Probably not worth my cash right now if all I'll use it for is Burnout!

No, it really, really is.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:08

markg wrote:

I might be on tonight, I'll see how I am though, got really bad toothache and an emergency dentists appointment in a bit so I expect to not be feeling very chatty or sociable.

Tooth update: the cunting bastard pulled my fucking tooth out, and it's fucking killing. All Dentists Are Bastards.

Chew some tin foil to take your mind off it.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16558

I will do just as soon as I've finished this bag of salt and vinegar crisps (the expensive rock-hard kind).

myp · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:36

Grim... wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Probably not worth my cash right now if all I'll use it for is Burnout!

No, it really, really is.

It really, really, really is. You can also use it for video chatting with me.

Ok, he's never going to get one now.

Sheepeh · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2320

I might be about. If I am I'll poke one of you for an invite, but I'm not sure what time I'll be free. I have a camera, too.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 14:19

What will I use it for, other than for pulling faces at you guys in a racing game that I will probably only play for a month at best?

CUS · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 14:19

Playing TotemBall.

Sheepeh · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2320

Well, loading TotemBall, laughing at how shit it is, then going back to Burnout.

Seriously.

But it is good fun seeing Dimmers and Mypmyp as I rear-end them. Normally they make me wear a blindfold.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 14:39

Sheepeh wrote:

But it is good fun seeing Dimmers and Mypmyp scratching his nose as I rear-end them. Normally they make me wear a blindfold.

FTFY

myp · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 14:49

I WANT YOU TO DIE, DIMRILL.

Da5e · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 14:50

I like the way in video chat you can make the others' pad vibrate.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 14:51

That's just not right, is it? If someone makes a cock-shaped controller then people in long-distance relationships will suddenly have a new lease of life.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 15:04

In NBA Live 200x you could mash the buttons on your controller to make your opponents controller vibrate and throw his aim off when he was taking free-throws.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 17:01

myoptika wrote:

That's just not right, is it? If someone makes a cock-shaped controller then people in long-distance relationships will suddenly have a new lease of life.

I find the regular pad fits snuggly already, why bother with more peripherals?

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