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Author: | Rodafowa [ Wed Jan 06, 2010 15:19 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
myoptikakaka wrote: I'm not saying a word until the close of play today. Ditto. |
Author: | kalmar [ Wed Jan 06, 2010 15:21 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
Rodafowa wrote: myoptikakaka wrote: I'm not saying a word until the close of play today. Ditto. That's a word. Ball tampering, people.??? |
Author: | TheAlbin0Kid [ Wed Jan 06, 2010 15:27 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
All right then, I will. England are looking solid so far! And actually, zero or one wickets to fall today and there's a genuine chance of getting close to victory on Day 5. |
Author: | myp [ Wed Jan 06, 2010 15:53 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
You idiot. kalmar: what of it? No official complaint was raised by the Saffas, so it's been put to bed. |
Author: | Curiosity [ Wed Jan 06, 2010 16:02 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
Cheers, ak47beano! Let's face it; it was never going to happen, and it still isn't going to happen. |
Author: | TheAlbin0Kid [ Wed Jan 06, 2010 16:07 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
Curiosity wrote: Cheers, ak47beano! Let's face it; it was never going to happen, and it still isn't going to happen. Note that I only said a chance of GETTING CLOSE. I never said a chance of WINNING. But there is still only 1 wicket down, so my confidence in only losing narrowly remains undimmed! |
Author: | Rodafowa [ Wed Jan 06, 2010 16:12 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
TheAlbin0Kid wrote: But there is still only 1 wicket down, so my confidence in only losing narrowly remains undimmed! You idiot. |
Author: | TheAlbin0Kid [ Wed Jan 06, 2010 16:13 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
UNDIMMED!!!! |
Author: | myp [ Wed Jan 06, 2010 16:19 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
Rodafowa wrote: TheAlbin0Kid wrote: But there is still only 1 wicket down, so my confidence in only losing narrowly remains undimmed! You 1d107. F33X |
Author: | Curiosity [ Wed Jan 06, 2010 16:49 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
TheAlbin0Kid wrote: UNDIMMED!!!! YOU IDIOT! |
Author: | TheAlbin0Kid [ Wed Jan 06, 2010 16:57 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
SLIGHTLY DIMMED |
Author: | myp [ Wed Jan 06, 2010 17:26 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
You're more than slightly dim. |
Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jan 06, 2010 18:21 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
MaliA wrote: I might go and watch this in BNPub in a bit, is it worth the walk in the snow/wrath of MrsA? Fuck, that was ill judged.... |
Author: | myp [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:54 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
BELIEVE! |
Author: | TheAlbin0Kid [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:02 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
myoptikakaka wrote: BELIEVE! I NEVER STOPPED!!! (What's the score? I haven't looked yet) |
Author: | myp [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:10 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
Runs not important - still only three down. Jimmy playing like Lara. |
Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:11 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
myoptikakaka wrote: Runs not important - still only three down. Jimmy playing like Lara Croft.
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Author: | devilman [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:12 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
myoptikakaka wrote: Jimmy playing like Lara. Excellent. Guns could be useful here. EDIT - Damn you, Riles |
Author: | Rodafowa [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:18 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
myoptikakaka wrote: Runs not important - still only three down. Jimmy playing like Lara. You idiot. |
Author: | Nemmie [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:23 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
Yeah some impressive footwork and shot selection from Anderson imagine the damage he could do if he actually made contact with the ball. Well his trousers have made contact that's a start |
Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:26 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
Nemmie wrote: Yeah some impressive footwork and shot selection from Anderson imagine the damage he could do if he actually made contact with the ball. Jimmy only gave his wicket away because it was looking too easy, and wanted to maintain the perception that there was some form of challenge to us. |
Author: | Curiosity [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:59 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
Riles wrote: Nemmie wrote: Yeah some impressive footwork and shot selection from Anderson imagine the damage he could do if he actually made contact with the ball. Jimmy only gave his wicket away because it was looking too easy, and wanted to maintain the perception that there was some form of challenge to us. Was that Trott's excuse. Never mind, here comes Ian Bell. Always a man you want in a crisis. |
Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:09 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
Curiosity wrote: Riles wrote: Nemmie wrote: Yeah some impressive footwork and shot selection from Anderson imagine the damage he could do if he actually made contact with the ball. Jimmy only gave his wicket away because it was looking too easy, and wanted to maintain the perception that there was some form of challenge to us. Was that Trott's excuse. Never mind, here comes Ian Bell. Always a man you want in a crisis. If I needed someone to detonate nuclear charges on an asteroid approaching and threatening to destroy earth, knowing that it would lead to certain death for the individual involved, I'd call up Bell as part of the team. Although he'd probably attach them to the wrong asteroid. |
Author: | myp [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:31 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
BELIEVE! |
Author: | TheAlbin0Kid [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:31 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
UNDIMMED!!! |
Author: | Nemmie [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:33 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
I just backed England to make the draw. Nice odds. |
Author: | Curiosity [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:39 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
Nemmie wrote: I just backed England to make the draw. Nice odds. *awaits implosion* All this talk of cricket reminds me that this year I really must book Greenwich Park cricket pitch this Summer for the inaugural Me Select XI vs Brother Select XI cricketing grudge matches. |
Author: | myp [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 13:23 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
This is proper cricket, Nickachu! Bell has 25 from 73 and Colly has 20 from 95. There's nothing better than the perfect forward defence. |
Author: | myp [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 13:32 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
Halfway there - BELIEVE! |
Author: | myp [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 14:29 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
BELIEVE! |
Author: | TheAlbin0Kid [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 14:30 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
Curiosity wrote: All this talk of cricket reminds me that this year I really must book Greenwich Park cricket pitch this Summer for the inaugural Me Select XI vs Brother Select XI cricketing grudge matches. You going to pick Ian Bell and ask him to bat at 11? |
Author: | myp [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 14:32 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
Don't be stupid. He'd be carrying the drinks. |
Author: | TheAlbin0Kid [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 14:41 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
myoptikakaka wrote: Don't be stupid. He'd be carrying the drinks. That's actually a more important role than the number 11 batsman though, assuming you don't let him bowl either. |
Author: | Curiosity [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 14:52 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
As fun as that would be, all of the players have to be people with whom I am acquainted. |
Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 15:39 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
OBO-runningjokecontributionoftheday-on TMS. Running joke is about signs, indications etc. of how we are going to win this, most recent one being Quote: "I'm looking out of my office window in Sheffield in a South Easterly direction and I can see on the horizon a mass of land of approximately 120,000 square miles, high in natural resources (most notably oil) with what appears to be a population in the region of 2.85m (but no gingers)... If that's not Oman I don't know what is."
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Author: | myp [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 15:44 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
I've sent one in, but I doubt it'll be published. COME ON YOU PAIR OF STRAWBERRY BLOND BEAUTIES! |
Author: | devilman [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 15:49 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
I liked - Quote: There's a junction outside my flat. In the middle of it is a piece of metal attached to a pole, advising drivers where each road will take them. I think it could be a sign.
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Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 15:49 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
193 needed off 90 balls. I don't think we're going to make it. We need Bell to get injured and bring Nickachu on as his runner. |
Author: | Morte [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 15:52 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
Colly out for 40, brilliant stand. |
Author: | Curiosity [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 15:59 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
Well played Colly. Now, Mister Bell, it's time to become a man! |
Author: | Morte [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:01 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
Prior out...things are starting to get interesting. |
Author: | Curiosity [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:03 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
It wouldn't be so galling if they weren't all getting out to an absolute pie-chucker! |
Author: | myp [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:03 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
Curiosity wrote: Well played Colly. Now, Mister Bell, it's time to become a man! You'll still say it's his fault when everyone else collapses around him. |
Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:05 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
I can't believe Bell led Prior into edging that. |
Author: | Curiosity [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:09 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
myoptikakaka wrote: Curiosity wrote: Well played Colly. Now, Mister Bell, it's time to become a man! You'll still say it's his fault when everyone else collapses around him. He needs to hog the strike for ther est of the innings. If I catch him doing a Kallis and taking a single off the first ball of each over I'll have words! That said, he turned down a single on the first ball of the last over, so he might be doing things correctly. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt as he's a Villa fan. |
Author: | Morte [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:10 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
Saffer referal for a catch off Broad. |
Author: | Curiosity [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:20 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
Morte wrote: Saffer referal for a catch off Broad. Not out. I particularly enjoyed the Saffer fielder kneeing Smith in the head though. |
Author: | Curiosity [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:25 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
You can stick your Twenty20 up your arse! Test Cricket FTW! |
Author: | Morte [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:25 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
They were in pleats of laughter on TMS. |
Author: | Morte [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 16:36 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cricket |
C'mon Swanny, stay in. |
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