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Tattoo's are for wimps. This nut jump has etched images into his skin using a powerful laser:

http://gizmodo.com/5021368/guy-uses-laser+etch-machine-to-tattoo-himself-verdict-flaming-nutcase

May be a hoax granted. After all, who would be stupid enough to want a crude drawing of Metal Mickey* on their hand?



* Go look it up. Boogie, boogie, boogie.

Meh, nothing compared to scarification.

That looks more like it's been ink stamped.

It's just a branding, really. Probably stung a bit, but it's not that special.

It's also completely and utterly crap. That pic was awful - I'd rather use a lick-on transfer from a bubble gum machine.

I suppose it's only a weedy laser. However one of my clients has a laser cutter that can burn through 10mm steel. So that might do a better job.

I will give £1 to the first person to burn the shape of a penis straight through their torso.

Ooh, tempting...

I have a Mr Barrowman here to see you who says you owe him a quid.

Ah, it was worth it. Quid on its way.

This tattoo tops even the Status Quo one I posted a few years back:

I never knew you where such a big fan of his Chinny.

He has Little and Large as glorious neck tattoos.

"it exposes your body to mahoosive amounts of laser energy."

OH NOES LASOR ENERGY1111111

_{It will mutate your arse}

I exposed myself to massive amounts of potential energy for months on end once. Third floor flat, see. Terribly exciting, it was.

i remember using ninja turtles "tattoos" that came with lollypops. The ladies that took care of us kids on our free times, and our teachers didn't allow us to use them, because they had drugs on them to make little kids addicted