Be Excellent To Each Other

Hello!
I have many interviews lately. Mainly because I've just graduated and I'm ace. Infact I have too many interviews and I'm getting swamped and forgetting who is who. But that's besides the point. The point is this: I have a dead sexy interview next week with F1 Management (I'm going to be a race driver! Honest). F1 Management are based in Surrey, which appears to be another name for London. Infact lots of these interviews will be in places pretending to be London. I have one tomorrow in "Egham". Does Malc live there? But the expense and time of that one is fine as the company is paying for it and I can get there from here (Manchester) without having to be up at a ridiculous time.

The Bromley/Surrey/F1 Management one, however, is a different story. A return ticket, even booking in advance is £silly like 200ish silly. Worse is they can only do an interview in the morning (blah blah something about Silverstone) at 11:30. Which means a £25000 5am train, or thereabouts.

So I was thinking, can I sleep on one of your floors? You all live 'in' London, right? I've actually forgotten the date/day even though I was told it 5 miuntes ago, but I'm pretty sure it's tuesday. So would anyone like to let me stay monday night? (or the night before when-ever is it). Please? Pleeeeeeeease? If I get the job I'll sabotage the car of your favourite driver as a favour? Also, I'll pay you, or buy you some drinks, or beat you at the egham-box, or do the cooking, or suck you off, etc.

Anyone?
Help?
Plz?

You can sleep on my floor, but I am about 200 miles northwest of where you want to be.

The sucking off bit sounds interesting... please go on...

Um, it's a possibility, as long as the wife and kid are away that night.
You'll need to find that date.

Surely you could let him sleep in the stables or the scullery?
Have pity guv'nor.

Why does no one love me?

I can go one better with a spare bed available. However, according to Google Maps, I'm 195 miles away from where he needs to be so I'm equally useless.

I would offer, but it seems to be a slightly too far.

449 miles!

Indeed. What is this internet madness?
Everybody seemed to live in London until Pod posted this, and now you're all in the northwest!

I live in London, but I really have no room unless you want to share a room with one of my flatmates.

You don't.

Because you can't read and won't tell me the date you want to stay?

Sorry, I do live in London but a) I can't be certain that I'll be here around the date you want (in fact, I probably won't) and b) being here alone I can't really have a man I have never met before stay in my house. Hope you are understanding.

If you're not there, then you won't be there with him alone, will you? Problem solved

In fact, you wouldn't be alone anyway if here was there.

I'll get my coat.

That'll be three of you there then - more the merrier.

I live in Devon, about 200 miles away from London, so, no, not Egham.

Malc

Sorry chap, I only confirmed it today! The interview is next Tuesday (8th) 11:30am, so monday would be the stay-day.


If anyone cares, I had an interview yesterday and they offered my a job today! Gogo 3DLabs. Today I had an interview in Leeds with THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THE DREAMCAST GFX CHIP!! I got to touch a dreamcast developer console! It was a bit dirty and everything.


For Malc: "Egham". is pronounced Egg-ham. Seeee?

PowerVR? Imagination Technologies? Wikipedia-we-do

I am envious. I also continue to kick myself for not buying the Dreamcast dev. console that I was offered for £150 two years ago - at the time I was completely broke, and it went to the next person offered it.

Ah - can't then, sorry. I won't be there, and similar to Mimi above, I don't think I can really tell the wife "Some guy from the internet will be turning up at the house. I've got no idea what he looks like, nor what his name is, but he should respond to Pod. He's probably not a rapist".

That's the guys. The position was on of the software/debuggy guys. I wanted to make the firmware ;( I hope they offer me a job, just so I can rub it in a friends face who's a big SEGA fan! (and yours, infact, SO NER)


Craster: No worries. TBH, I look quite like a rapist most of the time. Find out which one I am on the beex facebook group! (Hint: Iron Maiden)

You can rub whatever you like into my face, so long as you stay and hold me after.

Ah, no joy with me either for the eighth. Sorry, mate.

Londoners are so crap.

You should all be stabbed by your wayward, London youffs.

Probability's on your side there.