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 Post subject: Excellently stupid
PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2023 9:29 
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I just saw this via the highly reputable "Met Roe" newspaper, which I believe is a publication for human-fish romance, that really makes you go Hmmm.

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Woman slams selfish paragliders who made her think Hamas were invading Doncaster

https://metro.co.uk/2023/10/17/doncaste ... -19674545/

Requisite salt should be applied to the affecting area.

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 Post subject: Re: Excellently sttupid
PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2023 22:03 
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If it had been Hamas, they'd have had to do a lot of in-flight refuelling to get to Doncaster.


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 Post subject: Re: Excellently stupid
PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 15:29 
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Twitter account, so please use moderate amount of salt to taste.


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 Post subject: Re: Excellently stupid
PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 16:08 
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That's what his wife told him to explain the noises he heard from upstairs


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 Post subject: Re: Excellently stupid
PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 16:12 
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I know this may go against the rules of the board, but I believe he's a right old silly sausage.

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 Post subject: Re: Excellently stupid
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OMG WTF

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 Post subject: Re: Excellently stupid
PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2023 9:43 
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https://www.theguardian.com/music/2023/ ... dallas-gig

Made me laugh more than it should have.

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 Post subject: Re: Excellently stupid
PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2023 10:05 
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MaliA wrote:
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2023/oct/24/k-pop-band-mistakenly-sport-wrong-rangers-shirts-at-dallas-gig

Made me laugh more than it should have.

This reminds of the random Middlesbrough shirt in thatrecent Netflix movie...

https://www.nme.com/news/film/heart-of- ... ie-3482742


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 Post subject: Re: Excellently stupid
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2023 22:41 
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Via Popbitch.

https://www.kcur.org/politics-elections ... e-majority

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 Post subject: Re: Excellently stupid
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2023 22:47 
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That's the Honorable Ginger Gooch, thank you very much!!

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 Post subject: Re: Excellently stupid
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The rest of the Missiouri bench comprises of Sporty, Baby, Scary, and Steve.


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 Post subject: Re: Excellently stupid
PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 6:33 
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Needs more ED209


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 Post subject: Re: Excellently stupid
PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 19:33 
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A few weeks old, but... (*prob a bit nsfw)

https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/st ... ce-8755451

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https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ ... -1.7048082


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 Post subject: Re: Excellently stupid
PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:40 
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I know this is old, but still ... what kind of offenders are you tackling, Priti?

N.B. First mistake at 39 seconds and then repeats it several times.



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 Post subject: Re: Excellently stupid
PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 13:26 
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Everybody has seen this, but y'know it deserves preserving here.

Tesco recalls Christmas stuffing mix because it may contain moths

And I have a moth alergy! Just sniffing a moth and I need an epipen.

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 Post subject: Re: Excellently stupid
PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 13:32 
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