BeEx Facebook Group - for those with no real friends

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:48

Did someone mention num nums?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I believe this has just been mergelated. Either that or I've been drinking.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:50

ComicalGnomes wrote:

I didn't mean you m'dear, I meant people in general. I hate people in general, the fuckers.

I don't feel quite so sad and 'shunned' now

Awww, people are okay, just gotta weed out the good one's! Takes a while,. but it's worth it. I'm naturally friendly

in a syrupy-sickly-way

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:50

Both of the above.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

He really does hate everyone, the little scamp.

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:54

Shin wrote:

Awww, people are okay, just gotta weed out the good ones!

I believe CG plans on doing that, but with a scythe.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Facebook wrote:

Katania Jane Caslin Seymour has 379 friends.

You're obviously a little less strict than Mr Gnomes.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Shin wrote:

HIYA!

Just wanted to know who is actually on face/fuckbook??

Ooooh looks, my own topic-holey moley!

I am. You may add me if you find me.

Which isn't tricky.

I should perhaps comes up with a sterner test.... swimming the Thames maybe...

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:03

*Laughs*

I likes people

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:05

I am also on acebook.

Which was a typo that I can't be bothered to correct.

Still, always happy to add girls with large breasts to my list of esteemed friends.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Dudley wrote:

Shin wrote:

HIYA!

Just wanted to know who is actually on face/fuckbook??

Ooooh looks, my own topic-holey moley!

I am. You may add me if you find me.

Which isn't tricky.

I should perhaps comes up with a sterner test.... swimming the Thames maybe...

Wouldn't it be pathetic to go through this thread and only end up adding Dudley as a friend.

No offence Duds

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:12

Ooooh I'm on the groupage! Must change profile picture as I look entirely to sweet to be real there...

MASS ADD-AGE!! *Rawr*

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:15

I am on facebook, called Dave, and in the beteo group. And generaly will add someone who seeks to add me. With the exception of the woman who's just tried, who has 400 male friends and 0 female friends. I cannot help but feel there's something a bit dodgy there.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:16

Wait, there's girls with big breasts on facebook?
Why did nobody tell me this?

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Joans wrote:

Dudley wrote:

Shin wrote:

HIYA!

Just wanted to know who is actually on face/fuckbook??

Ooooh looks, my own topic-holey moley!

I am. You may add me if you find me.

Which isn't tricky.

I should perhaps comes up with a sterner test.... swimming the Thames maybe...

Wouldn't it be pathetic to go through this thread and only end up adding Dudley as a friend.

No offence Duds

*Dissolves into tears*

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:18

There are loads of big breasted ladies on facebook *grins in a knowing way*

I accepted add-age from Malcom! Yayeth!

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:19

I've just gone through all the people in the group that were not my friend and requested adding. If I've done this before to you and declined, then sorry for the spam.

Malcolm Macdonald from Plymouth...

Malc

Da5e · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:21

I forgot I had a Facebook; I started it so I could gawk at you lovely lot. People have been having conversations on my 'wall'.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Nice timing there Malc.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:22

richardgaywood wrote:

myoptika wrote:

A pint glass is still a pint glass, no matter what's in it. You don't call it a 'beer glass' when you've got beer in it (unless you're weird).

Then what do you call those supersized wine glasses that hold entire bottles?

I've heard them called Bucket-on-a-stick

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:23

Also, here's a liver tip: You're not supposed to fill them!

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Dudley wrote:

Joans wrote:

Dudley wrote:

Shin wrote:

HIYA!

Just wanted to know who is actually on face/fuckbook??

Ooooh looks, my own topic-holey moley!

I am. You may add me if you find me.

Which isn't tricky.

I should perhaps comes up with a sterner test.... swimming the Thames maybe...

Wouldn't it be pathetic to go through this thread and only end up adding Dudley as a friend.

No offence Duds

*Dissolves into tears*

*sends Dudley guilt-ridden friends request*

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:24

I have already begun to spam the group on there...*sighs* there's just not tnough hours in the damn day...I suppose I better 'hit' you lot up (yeah...I'm down with the kids like that...aiiight!) and do some adding...oooh look! 5:22 and I am not leaving work yet, what's this about then?!

I call that a life saver DB....mmmm....I could swim in that

I'll accept you Dudley, I'll make sure you have friends

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:25

Joans wrote:

Nice timing there Malc.

In his defence, the topic has just been bumped. I'd forgotten about my facebook account for about a year until last week when someone randomly requested me and it sent me an email.*
Maybe I will join the BEEXers then.

* Yes, nobody knows or cares

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:31

Shin wrote:

I call that a life saver DB....mmmm....I could swim in that

Much as I love red wine I can't really drink it anymore due to excess in my more youthful days. I have an allergy to something in it that makes the next day feel like an asthma attack, which is odd seeing as I don't suffer from asthma. Now, a decent bottle of Sancerre or Pouilly Fuisse and a straw in the bottle will be fine :DD

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:39

DBSnappa wrote:

Shin wrote:

I call that a life saver DB....mmmm....I could swim in that

Much as I love red wine I can't really drink it anymore due to excess in my more youthful days. I have an allergy to something in it that makes the next day feel like an asthma attack, which is odd seeing as I don't suffer from asthma. Now, a decent bottle of Sancerre or Pouilly Fuisse and a straw in the bottle will be fine :DD

I prefer white to red to be honest, I end up feeling like a hamsters living in my mouth in the morning and have a banging head ache! Piesporter is nice...also cheap! Like me

Cheap and Cheerful is the way forwards

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

I can't even sip red wine, my body just rejects it instantly.

I can have it in food though, oddly. Which reminds me, I need to buy some spronions for tonight.

NervousPete · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:59

I love red wine, me. A nice madoc, bordeaux or pinot noir, ta. Less fond of white, due to the fact that they're more prone to give me headaches, but I still love a good chablis and the New Zealand Sauvignons are very nice.

I tend to go to Nicholas and get my one bottle of wine a week, therefore I drink almost exclusively French at the moment. Not for nothing do my mates call me 'Luxury Pete'.

I'm on Faceboko by the way, under 'Peter Dareth Evans'. I had no idea there was a BETEO group though. Silly me. Feel free to sign me up, friendo!

Still, I do have a mistrust of Facebook now. Can't it go back to being like in the old days?

Fun fact: Rupert Murdoch owns Myspace, hence tabloid headlines of 'Facebook teh evil'. He is currently seeking to buy out Facebook and Bebo, however.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

myoptika wrote:

ComicalGnomes wrote:

I am on facebook, but I use it mostly to pointedly ignore people I can barely stand. Two BETEOs are on my list, which baffling includes myoptika although I'm not sure why. Must remember to delete him soon. Sheepeh is the other one, but I actually speak to him to a reasonable extent which justifies his presence on my esteemed list of awesome.

I don't love you anymore.

You DO care! :kiss:

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 18:37

I REALLY want some wine right now. Teenagers should come with a wine allowance for the parents. *grumps*

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 18:38

You just don't understand what it's like to be a teenager!

I don't book my face, I haven't ever had a reason to.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 18:40

Some bastards drank all my alcohol...I think it could have been me bastard like but...still...bastard

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 18:45

Bastard.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 18:57

Oh good god...there is Carlsberg and Carling and other beers in the fridge...I didn't realise this, oh frig...left the bloody milk ot again, fuckery...oooh...um....no. Now if there was some Amaretto and Coke arounnd I'd be happy!

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 18:58

Shin wrote:

Oh good god...there is Carlsberg and Carling

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 19:02

AceAceBaby wrote:

Shin wrote:

Oh good god...there is Carlsberg and Carling

Haha!! No likey? Me likey

I guess I'll jst have to drink them then...no! Off to G's and he'll moan at me if I pounce on him ^.^

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 19:10

AceAceBaby wrote:

Shin wrote:

Oh good god...there is Carlsberg and Carling

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

AceAceBaby wrote:

Shin wrote:

Oh good god...there is Carlsberg and Carling

Can you still get that one where you have to follow the bear? He was the only thing that ever made me think drinking beer was cool as a kid.

This one:

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 22:58

Yeah, that's on tap in the pub near where I work. It's not rare.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 23:42

Shin wrote:

Oh good god...there is Carlsberg and Carling and other beers in the fridge...I didn't realise this, oh frig...left the bloody milk ot again, fuckery...oooh...um....no. Now if there was some Amaretto and Coke arounnd I'd be happy!

You are Ange AICMFP!

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:47

Curiosity wrote:

Shin wrote:

Oh good god...there is Carlsberg and Carling and other beers in the fridge...I didn't realise this, oh frig...left the bloody milk ot again, fuckery...oooh...um....no. Now if there was some Amaretto and Coke arounnd I'd be happy!

You are Ange AICMFP!

Uh...what?? Man I need to brush up on my net shorthand

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

'And I Claim My Five Pounds'.

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:00

Target audience.

Lobby Lud was a fictional character invented in August 1927 by the Westminster Gazette.
Anonymous employees of the newspaper would visit seaside resorts. The newspaper would print details of the town, a description of the appearance of that day's "Lobby Lud", and a particular pass phrase.
[..]
Other newspapers such as the Daily Mirror ran similar schemes – "You are (name) and I claim my five pounds" – the most well-known challenge phrase, seems to date from a Daily Mail version which ran after the Second World War.

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:15

Ahhh, I feel slightly better in myself for knowing that now. I shall use this phrase and confuse others

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:19

Other abbreviations dating from the second world war include the excellent "NORWICH".

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:30

Isn't that an acronym?

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:33

P.E.D.A.N.T.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:35

kalmar wrote:

Y.E.S.

Fixed that for y'.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Excellent Trivia Moment:

The DFS sofa shop chain is not in fact a sofa shop. It stands for Derbyshire Financial Services, and concerns itself primarily with loans. The sofas are just a good expensive item to draw people in.

PROCEED.

GazChap · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:27

My sofa wasn't expensive, it was actually very reasonable. But then, I bought mine from the company that used to be called Direct Furnishing Supplies.

Be Excellent To Each Other

BeEx Facebook Group - for those with no real friends

Who is online